Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 10: East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[SSwans2011]

We tried our best with that. Giving up 6 in the first. Letting you draw the game with 3 mins on the clock. Myself losing a match-up to Grand Uncle Horace.

It's like you forgot you were playing last on the ladder. You really should have seen ClarkeM's rushed behind.

I refuse to see this as a loss for us, but rather a failure of the Hawks to uphold a deal.

 

[AngryRanga]

4 : 21.39 {C} - Chipmunk is outbodied in the ruck contest.
4 : 21.46 {lW} - Cactus_ sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 21.5 - <<< Jack The Godfather is coming on to replace jezzajay >>>
4 : 21.56 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Cactus_.
4 : 22 {lW} - Cactus_ dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 22.04 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to NinjaSwan.
4 : 22.1 {lHBF} - NinjaSwan hits the ground running.
4 : 22.15 {lHBF} - NinjaSwan has a bounce.
4 : 22.19 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Drunkgoliath.
4 : 22.23 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 22.27 {rHBF} - Drunkgoliath breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Drunkgoliath bounces the ball.
4 : 22.33 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards The Jesus.
4 : 22.37 {CHB} - dogs105 drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 22.42 {CHB} - The Jesus breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 22.43 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Chipmunk.
4 : 22.47 {CHB} - He handpasses to Red mist.
4 : 22.52 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 22.55 {rHBF} - He involves Drunkgoliath in the play.
4 : 22.58 {lW} - Handpasses to TY24.
4 : 23.02 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards Golumless.
4 : 23.06 {CHF} - Golumless appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 23.1 {CHF} - Who wants it? Golumless does. Great stuff.
4 : 23.12 {rHFF} - He elects to use Itsmyshow and kicks in that direction.
4 : 23.16 {rHFF} - haydo did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 23.21 {lHBF} - haydo slowing down the play.
4 : 23.25 {CHB} - JT_the_Man screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 23.27 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 23.31 {CHF} - Golumless weaves through the congestion.
4 : 23.35 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Itsmyshow.
4 : 23.39 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 23.41 {lHFF} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to por_please_ya.
4 : 23.45 {lHFF} - por_please_ya wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.49 {rFP} - Pumps it long for Shermy.
4 : 23.53 {rFP} - ClarkeM gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 23.57 {rFP} - Shermy slowing down the play.
4 : 24 {rFP} - Shermy wants a goal.
4 : 24.04 {rFP} - ClarkeM walks it over. The opposition want a free but the umpire's having none of it.
East Side Hawks : 18.13.121
West Coast Wonders : 18.12.120

I'm not sure how to visualise these few lines. I think ClarkeM simply said "let me get that for you", took the ball out of Shermy's hands, and walked backwards into the goals in a brazen act of matchfixing. The "opposition", meaning the Wonders because Clarkey just defected, appealed to the umpires for some sort of enforcement. But in true WWE style Clarkey hopped the barricade, sprinted up the aisle, out the door and into a black limousine. All the while being abused by the Wonders Ultras. That'll do.

 

[Chipmunk]

Okay, I’ve skim read the match thread and it really was a perfect game:

- jackenny with the WINNING POINT #jackenny150
por_please_ya TAKING NO PRISONERS with many disposals and 3 FA #porps100
- rookies PMBangers and 11kgm GETTING THE JOB DONE with 8.6
- TY24 GETTING ANGRY with 4 FA.
- Our new recruit ClarkeM doing what we asked him to do at the end there.

Great character and brilliant win. Happy Daylight Savings day everyone!

 

[11kgm]

We won one YAY

Hopefully we are off the bottom

 

[Sab22]

5.4

Am I winning Fred yet

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

5.4

Am I winning Fred yet

if you stopped shaving the post.

 

[Sab22]

if you stopped shaving the post.

Not my fault Clarkey wants to walk through goals

 

[Golumless]

Cheers for the week, Wonders. Tends to be one of the match-ups I look forward to in the season, and this week proved no exception to that.

 

[Agent93]

- Our new recruit @ClarkeM doing what we asked him to do at the end there.

ClarkeM squibbing atm.

 

[Agent93]

if you stopped shaving the post.

Hairy goalposts at The Eyrie

 

[Chipmunk]

Oh, thanks for posting Barrybran

 

[Agent93]

I'm not sure how to visualise these few lines. I think ClarkeM simply said "let me get that for you", took the ball out of Shermy's hands, and walked backwards into the goals in a brazen act of matchfixing. The "opposition", meaning the Wonders because Clarkey just defected, appealed to the umpires for some sort of enforcement. But in true WWE style Clarkey hopped the barricade, sprinted up the aisle, out the door and into a black limousine. All the while being abused by the Wonders Ultras. That'll do.

I think ClarkeM needs to answer his critics.

 

[SweetD]

Thanks Hawkers. You aint half bad.

 

[por_please_ya]

What a win for my 100th and jackenny's 150th, we really worked as a team today

Thanks for the week Wonders, always a pleasure!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I think ClarkeM needs to answer his critics.

Don't be so mean.

Still I wonder if his 111 fixation is a curse for us as it is English cricketers.

 

[Agent93]

Don't be so mean.

Mean? ClarkeM styles himself a leader at the club, but is nowhere to be seen when the heat is on.

 

[Chipmunk]

Mean? ClarkeM styles himself a leader at the club, but is nowhere to be seen when the heat is on.

Last seen rushing behinds like a boss.

 

[AngryRanga]

Come on ClarkeM, just delete a post. We really need you right now.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Misery is behind that door.

You really do support a trifecta of craptitude.

Says the swan supporter, I’d rather aids than have tell people I followed that plastic made up franchise

 

[JT_the_Man]

ClarkeM you do realise that we can’t tank for the draft because there isn’t one, right?

Thanks Hawks.

 

[SM]

4 : 24.12 {FB} - The ball is now with ClarkeM.
4 : 24.14 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running Uncle_Leo.
4 : 24.18 {CHB} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 24.22 {CHB} - JT_the_Man can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 24.27 {rHFF} - Itsmyshow has possession.
4 : 24.28 {rFP} - A lookaway handpass to Red mist.
4 : 24.32 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd sews him up!.
4 : 24.37 {rBP} - So Uncle_Leo ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.41 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Bonz.
4 : 24.43 {rBP} - Chipmunk was tripped.
4 : 24.47 {lFP} - jackenny looking for a lead.
4 : 24.51 {lFP} - jackenny wants a goal.
4 : 24.55 {lFP} - Off line - one behind.
East Side Hawks : 18.14.122
West Coast Wonders : 18.12.120
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 18.14.122
West Coast Wonders : 18.12.120
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Match Over!

Ohh boy.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Says the swan supporter, I’d rather aids than have tell people I followed that plastic made up franchise

Here I was reaching out, being helpful and empathic - in short, being the way of my people - and you reach into the 2 bob insult jar.

I could respond with reasoned exposition of some history involving Aylett, Murdoch and Pratt or point to Bloods fans close to outnumbering fans of the Tassie BlueRoos at Docklands but I won't do that

 

[Agent93]

Here I was reaching out, being helpful and empathic

GUH, you've spelled 'pathetic' incorrectly

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

GUH, you've spelled 'pathetic' incorrectly

This Production House takes no responsibility for mindless misinterpretations of our quality stock.

Also you should be happy Mr A93. Your unimportant team lost by a point but the Club that warms the cockles of your heart had a win over us. You are in a net position from 2 close results.

 

[Agent93]

ClarkeM you do realise that we can’t tank for the draft because there isn’t one, right?

Thanks Hawks.

Again ClarkeM shirks the critics, this time from his own club!