Official Match Thread Season 30, Round 16: Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC @ The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[nahnah]

So we can expect some anal sex and a beheading as well then?

it's a real thin line between royalty and ISIS

 

[Blacky]

Well we are Royals to be fair

Let them eat CakeEater

 

[okeydoke7]

Us Gumbies are a top 4 chance? Wouldn’t bloody read about it. Well, I suppose I just did.
Both teams 4 from their last 5. Very nice.

I enjoyed my time at the Royals. But these days, I wouldn’t flush one of my golden turds down their golden throne.

 

[brahj]

Hey Gumbos.

How’s it hangin’?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

So we can expect some anal sex and a beheading as well then?

Naturally.

 

[Blacky]

Us Gumbies are a top 4 chance? Wouldn’t bloody read about it. Well, I suppose I just did.
Both teams 4 from their last 5. Very nice.

I enjoyed my time at the Royals. But these days, I wouldn’t flush one of my golden turds down their golden throne.

Hey mate

Good to hear you cut your teeth at the Royals. Glad you’re enjoying the league.

 

[GWS Goose]

Howdy all, 4 pages by Monday night,
Looking forward to an exciting week.
The much fabled stacked 6 or whatever they call themselves v the iconic Rodney Dangerfield .
Probably a fairly even match but I'll back our man.

 

[Blacky]

I thought Gumbies were supposed to be struggling.

Seem up and about to me

 

[StFly]

We passed it to the Wazzas who passed it to the Bears, pray that your relationships remain incestuous.

 

[GreyCrow]

So we can expect some anal sex and a beheading as well then?

And lizards

 

[Blacky]

We passed it to the Wazzas who passed it to the Bears, pray that your relationships remain incestuous.

That’s the way we do it at the Royals too

 

[beez]

On a scale of one to Christian Porter, how ****ed are the Royals this week?

I believe I was rated a solid 'potato' at the start of the season.

Peter Dutton on the scale? That's about a four I reckon. Not sure if that's high enough tbh.

 

[Genghis Tron]

I thought Gumbies were supposed to be struggling.

Seem up and about to me

Nah they bought some class in.

 

[beez]

As my brother says but there are 5 in individual brilliance.

Ned Zelic plays for the Bombers, mate. He wouldn't fit in around here.

 

[Genghis Tron]

The ideal outcome on Sunday is a narrow loss to put some fire in our bellies. MOTM for me and MrPremiership gets dragged in the opening minute.

 

[cats2rise]

Hey Gumbos.

How’s it hangin’?

Large and well, thank you.

 

[cats2rise]

Nah they bought some class in.

And Riviat.

 

[Ulahoopski]

My French cousin is hot

Oh you said cuisine... I'd still eat her

You're a gem GC.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Us Gumbies are a top 4 chance? Wouldn’t bloody read about it. Well, I suppose I just did.
Both teams 4 from their last 5. Very nice.

I enjoyed my time at the Royals. But these days, I wouldn’t flush one of my golden turds down their golden throne.

Is movicol expensive?

 

[nahnah]

The ideal outcome on Sunday is a narrow loss to put some fire in our bellies. MOTM for me and MrPremiership gets dragged in the opening minute.

that would indeed be an ideal result because then we would be able to post our ladder meme another 10 times

 

[omgfridge]

Much the same Fridge-y.

Prepping for the weekend already i am.

Same, hoping todays weather doesn't carry on until then!

 

[omgfridge]

I thought Gumbies were supposed to be struggling.

Seem up and about to me

The S30 recruits and Rodney deciding he actually can play qooty have got the Gumbies humming.

Some are even saying, we are the 5th best team in the league.

 

[CakeEater]

Let them eat CakeEater

 

[grumbleguts]

Hello gumbies. This reminds of the time when my daughter was younger and she woke me up in the middle of the night saying "daddy guess how old I am!"

I was half asleep, and said "I don't know sweetie... how old are you"

To which she promptly held up four fingers and then skipped off back to bed and went to sleep.

I lay there for the rest of the night wide awake, wondering where she got those fingers from.

 

[spookism]

I've followed your career about as often as people vote for you.


I hope to witness the next.

I caught that thread looking back on his failed captaincy. Good fun.

I'm too dead inside to melt about anything, anymore.

Us Gumbies are a top 4 chance? Wouldn’t bloody read about it. Well, I suppose I just did.
Both teams 4 from their last 5. Very nice.

I enjoyed my time at the Royals. But these days, I wouldn’t flush one of my golden turds down their golden throne.

Holy shit, you're still alive

Hey Gumbos.

How’s it hangin’?

Holy shit, you're still alive.

On a scale of one to Christian Porter, how f’ed are the Royals this week?


Peter Dutton on the scale? That's about a four I reckon. Not sure if that's high enough tbh.

Carn. I have at least some redeeming features.
Surely.