Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[Pugsley]

I see you've met my dog. He is the lipstick king.

Yes, yes he is

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Why did you leave?

The lure of the female Gumby. They may dress as modestly as the ladies in Baghdad, but they make up for it in being thicc.

 

[Pugsley]

The lure of the female Gumby. They may dress as modestly as the ladies in Baghdad, but they make up for it in being thicc.

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That would be target practice in Baghdad.

 

[beez]

Morning BEEZ,

What are outraged by today?

Obviously ignoring your desire to capitalise my entire name. That in and of itself would be enough to go on an expletive-laden rant against you.

However. Yesterday afternoon I got some new blinds installed. Just three blinds. Not a big job. Guy was really nice and accommodated a time for me. Job was a bit more difficult than he anticipated but he went the extra effort. First blind was a struggle to fit in because the lovely woman who measured for the install was a little off. The second blind was the same but they both were able to go in and they look great.

BUT...

THE THIRD ****ING BLIND DIDN'T FIT. The aforementioned lovely woman who did the measure and quote turned into THE STUPID ****ING BITCH (SCOMO CONDONES MISOGYNY SO IT'S OK HEY?) WHO CAN'T ****ING MEASURE PROPERLY. IT WAS LIKE 25MM TOO LONG. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL ****? INCOMPETENCE GALORE. So now I have two new lovely faux-wood venetians and one manky old draw-down blind. ****. ME. DEAD. AND BECAUSE IT'S A ****ING CUSTOM MADE BLIND I BET IT'S GONNA TAKE LIKE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS TO GET CUT.

I don't really have any plans today so maybe you could give me some buzz words and phrases to use in my angry email to <redacted company>? I hope this puts a SPOTLIGHT on how a woman's only job should be in the ****ing kitchen.

 

[beez]

Oh and I have a cold and it's Summer.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Obviously ignoring your desire to capitalise my entire name. That in and of itself would be enough to go on an expletive-laden rant against you.

However. Yesterday afternoon I got some new blinds installed. Just three blinds. Not a big job. Guy was really nice and accommodated a time for me. Job was a bit more difficult than he anticipated but he went the extra effort. First blind was a struggle to fit in because the lovely woman who measured for the install was a little off. The second blind was the same but they both were able to go in and they look great.

BUT...

THE THIRD ******* BLIND DIDN'T FIT. The aforementioned lovely woman who did the measure and quote turned into THE STUPID ******* b*tch (SCOMO CONDONES MISOGYNY SO IT'S OK HEY?) WHO CAN'T ******* MEASURE PROPERLY. IT WAS LIKE 25MM TOO LONG. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL fu**? INCOMPETENCE GALORE. So now I have two new lovely faux-wood venetians and one manky old draw-down blind. fu**. ME. DEAD. AND BECAUSE IT'S A ******* CUSTOM MADE BLIND I BET IT'S GONNA TAKE LIKE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS TO GET CUT.

I don't really have any plans today so maybe you could give me some buzz words and phrases to use in my angry email to <redacted company>? I hope this puts a SPOTLIGHT on how a woman's only job should be in the ******* kitchen.

Too soon?

That does sound incredibly shit. Being in a rental I know too well the perils of incompetent trades people as property managers only ever get the cheapest and most feeble people available. Recently had a repairs person stand on a window panel in our roof which has put a sizable crack in it which is only getting bigger by the week.

 

[VainGlorious]

The lure of the female Gumby. They may dress as modestly as the ladies in Baghdad, but they make up for it in being thicc.

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Thicc green chicks ftw.

Oh and I have a cold and it's Summer.

Get tested and self-isolate my friend. The isolation thing should be easy.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Obviously ignoring your desire to capitalise my entire name. That in and of itself would be enough to go on an expletive-laden rant against you.

However. Yesterday afternoon I got some new blinds installed. Just three blinds. Not a big job. Guy was really nice and accommodated a time for me. Job was a bit more difficult than he anticipated but he went the extra effort. First blind was a struggle to fit in because the lovely woman who measured for the install was a little off. The second blind was the same but they both were able to go in and they look great.

BUT...

THE THIRD ******* BLIND DIDN'T FIT. The aforementioned lovely woman who did the measure and quote turned into THE STUPID ******* b*tch (SCOMO CONDONES MISOGYNY SO IT'S OK HEY?) WHO CAN'T ******* MEASURE PROPERLY. IT WAS LIKE 25MM TOO LONG. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL fu**? INCOMPETENCE GALORE. So now I have two new lovely faux-wood venetians and one manky old draw-down blind. fu**. ME. DEAD. AND BECAUSE IT'S A ******* CUSTOM MADE BLIND I BET IT'S GONNA TAKE LIKE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS TO GET CUT.

I don't really have any plans today so maybe you could give me some buzz words and phrases to use in my angry email to <redacted company>? I hope this puts a SPOTLIGHT on how a woman's only job should be in the ******* kitchen.

Oh and I have a cold and it's Summer.

BEEZ pulling out the big guns discussing new blinds and the weather

 

[Ned Ryerson]

BEEZ pulling out the big guns discussing new blinds and the weather

We just need traffic and auction results and we have ourselves a Melbourne water cooler quadrella.

 

[Robertio]

Oh and I have a cold and it's Summer.

How did you catch a cold in Summer mate? You really should put clothes on when you go out at night.

 

[beez]

How did you catch a cold in Summer mate? You really should put clothes on when you go out at night.

Being cold doesn't make you catch a cold you dumpkin.

Next you'll tell us there's an inverse relationship between long usernames and success with the sim.

 

[beez]

BEEZ pulling out the big guns discussing new blinds and the weather

OMG. I was putting out the washing and I dropped a sock and it got leaves on it. For **** sake. The only way my day could get worse is if Antonio BlueVein goes all funny business and decides to play Santoz on me.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Being cold doesn't make you catch a cold you dumpkin.

Next you'll tell us there's an inverse relationship between long usernames and success with the sim.

There is a direct correlation between usernames and penis size though.

 

[Santoz]

OMG. I was putting out the washing and I dropped a sock and it got leaves on it. For fu** sake. The only way my day could get worse is if Antonio BlueVein goes all funny business and decides to play Santoz on me.

Imagine trying to measure up a set of blinds and having some ranting, sniffling **** just sook at you the whole bloody time. No wonder she just guessed and bolted.

 

[Robertio]

Being cold doesn't make you catch a cold you dumpkin.

Next you'll tell us there's an inverse relationship between long usernames and success with the sim.

I might be wrong, but if you have a cold you must've caught it yeah?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I might be wrong, but if you have a cold you must've caught it yeah?

Means you caught a virus of some sort, yes. Cold weather doesn't cause that as such - but can lead to better conditions for the viruses to replicate and infect. Winter generally leads to lower immunity due to multiple factors - so colds tend to be more prevalent in that time as a result. So being cold doesn't cause a cold as such. One of those little furphies - a bit like how about 70% of Aussies infuriatingly say they have 'the flu' when they have a bit of a bad cold, or people who say 'the flu shot gave me the flu' when they had the sniffles for a few days coinciding with the flu shot.

 

[Robertio]

Means you caught a virus of some sort, yes. Cold weather doesn't cause that as such - but can lead to better conditions for the viruses to replicate and infect. Winter generally leads to lower immunity due to multiple factors - so colds tend to be more prevalent in that time as a result. So being cold doesn't cause a cold as such. One of those little furphies - a bit like how about 70% of Aussies infuriatingly say they have 'the flu' when they have a bit of a bad cold, or people who say 'the flu shot gave me the flu' when they had the sniffles for a few days coinciding with the flu shot.

You didn't have to write a book mate, he said he's got a cold in Summer and i suggested he wear clothes when he goes out at night, lets keep things simple.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

You didn't have to write a book mate, he said he's got a cold in Summer and i suggested he wear clothes when he goes out at night, lets keep things simple.

True. Put on some clothes ya campaigner.

 

[beez]

I might be wrong, but if you have a cold you must've caught it yeah?

Given how many chest marks I've dropped over my career you're probably wrong.

 

[beez]

Imagine trying to measure up a set of blinds and having some ranting, sniffling **** just sook at you the whole bloody time. No wonder she just guessed and bolted.

I thought it was the noodz of Antonio BlueVein on my wall that was making her uncomfortable but maybe it me going on about how we got ****ed over the by the sim in the prelim that had her continually looking like she wanted to escape.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Obviously ignoring your desire to capitalise my entire name. That in and of itself would be enough to go on an expletive-laden rant against you.

However. Yesterday afternoon I got some new blinds installed. Just three blinds. Not a big job. Guy was really nice and accommodated a time for me. Job was a bit more difficult than he anticipated but he went the extra effort. First blind was a struggle to fit in because the lovely woman who measured for the install was a little off. The second blind was the same but they both were able to go in and they look great.

BUT...

THE THIRD ******* BLIND DIDN'T FIT. The aforementioned lovely woman who did the measure and quote turned into THE STUPID ******* b*tch (SCOMO CONDONES MISOGYNY SO IT'S OK HEY?) WHO CAN'T ******* MEASURE PROPERLY. IT WAS LIKE 25MM TOO LONG. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL fu**? INCOMPETENCE GALORE. So now I have two new lovely faux-wood venetians and one manky old draw-down blind. fu**. ME. DEAD. AND BECAUSE IT'S A ******* CUSTOM MADE BLIND I BET IT'S GONNA TAKE LIKE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS TO GET CUT.

I don't really have any plans today so maybe you could give me some buzz words and phrases to use in my angry email to <redacted company>? I hope this puts a SPOTLIGHT on how a woman's only job should be in the ******* kitchen.

Sorry to hear that mate but hopefully this makes you feel better.

You are such an awful Qootballer if you were playing in my front garden I would get up and draw the blinds. Yes, my blinds are fully fitted and work.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Imagine trying to measure up a set of blinds and having some ranting, sniffling **** just sook at you the whole bloody time. No wonder she just guessed and bolted.

LOL. What's the bet the lady measuring his blinds was Wosh

 

[beez]

Sorry to hear that mate but hopefully this makes you feel better.

You are such an awful Qootballer if you were playing in my front garden I would get up and draw the blinds. Yes, my blinds are fully fitted and work.

I hope a bird shits on your windscreen

 

[Robertio]

Given how many chest marks I've dropped over my career you're probably wrong.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I hope a bird shits on your windscreen

Could get messy!