Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 12 - West Coast Wonders v Gold City Royals at The Colosseum (MOTR)

[damicky]

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damicky Cadsky

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Talking about shutting up. My friend Cubs2Lions made a request this evening.



So without further ado... Jokes about the royals

What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A princess.

What member of royalty always gets under your feet?
Foot prince

What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.

Let’s play Clue: Royal Edition
I’m guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.

What do you call a king on the toilet?
A royal flush

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?
The execution

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Why choose Moz or damicky when I can choose NEITHER!

 

[HARPSichord]

Talking about shutting up. My friend Cubs2Lions made a request this evening.

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So without further ado... Jokes about the royals

What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A princess.

What member of royalty always gets under your feet?
Foot prince

What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.

Let’s play Clue: Royal Edition
I’m guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.

What do you call a king on the toilet?
A royal flush

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?
The execution

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

Ladies and gentleman, AnUltimateRessie is back!

 

[damicky]

Why choose Moz or damicky when I can choose NEITHER!

 

[damicky]

Ladies and gentleman, AnUltimateRessie is back!

He will be next week …



… back in the ressies

 

[grumbleguts]

Talking about shutting up. My friend Cubs2Lions made a request this evening.

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So without further ado... Jokes about the royals

What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A princess.

What member of royalty always gets under your feet?
Foot prince

What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.

Let’s play Clue: Royal Edition
I’m guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.

What do you call a king on the toilet?
A royal flush

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?
The execution

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

These aren't jokes, they're riddles. Most of us who do jokes, ensure that they are actually funny first.

Although the joke about the execution wasn't too bad. I'll beheading out to tell that one to my friend the French Prints of Bell Hair.

But if you want to do funny riddles about royals... be my guest any time you have any.

 

[GreyCrow]

Talking about shutting up. My friend Cubs2Lions made a request this evening.



So without further ado... Jokes about the royals

What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A princess.

What member of royalty always gets under your feet?
Foot prince

What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.

Let’s play Clue: Royal Edition
I’m guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.

What do you call a king on the toilet?
A royal flush

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?
The execution

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

 

[GreyCrow]

These aren't jokes, they're riddles. Most of us who do jokes, ensure that they are actually funny first.

Although the joke about the execution wasn't too bad. I'll beheading out to tell that one to my friend the French Prints of Bell Hair.

But if you want to do funny riddles about royals... be my guest any time you have any.

Have to agree. Riddles and jokes have to be funny unlike guillotine jokes which are mostly cutting remarks

Headless

 

[grumbleguts]

Have to agree. Riddles and jokes have to be funny unlike guillotine jokes which are mostly cutting remarks

Headless

An interesting historical aside: The word "queen" was first used on the chess board, we Royals adopted its use because the queen needs the help of a bishop or a horse to mate.

 

[GreyCrow]

Execution jokes leave me cold

An Irishman, Scot and an Aussie were all scheduled to die by firing squad.

The Aussie went first and as they were lining up to take the shot he yelled out ''earthquake'' and the firing squad dropped their guns and looked around - he took off and escaped.

The Scot and Irishman looked at each other and smiled. After a moment the Scot was put in front of the wall and just as he was going to be shot he yelled out ' Tornado!' and again the squad dropped their rifles in shock and allowed the Scot to escape

The Irishman was giggling away as he was lined up and just as the commander raised his sword the Irishman yelled out ' FIRE!'

 

[grumbleguts]

Execution jokes leave me cold

An Irishman, Scot and an Aussie were all scheduled to die by firing squad.

The Aussie went first and as they were lining up to take the shot he yelled out ''earthquake'' and the firing squad dropped their guns and looked around - he took off and escaped.

The Scot and Irishman looked at each other and smiled. After a moment the Scot was put in front of the wall and just as he was going to be shot he yelled out ' Tornado!' and again the squad dropped their rifles in shock and allowed the Scot to escape

The Irishman was giggling away as he was lined up and just as the commander raised his sword the Irishman yelled out ' FIRE!'

Rest in pieces, poor Irishman. You were not missed.

 

[GreyCrow]

Game Day

Let the best team get simmed hard

 

[philreich]

Morning all. This one will get underway around 4.30pm - all the best to both teams.

 

[damicky]

Morning all. This one will get underway around 4.30pm - all the best to both teams.

Thanks uncle phil

Did “the package” arrive?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Talking about shutting up. My friend Cubs2Lions made a request this evening.

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So without further ado... Jokes about the royals

What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A princess.

What member of royalty always gets under your feet?
Foot prince

What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.

Let’s play Clue: Royal Edition
I’m guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.

What do you call a king on the toilet?
A royal flush

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?
The execution

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

Some of that was an improvement on your usual contribution. Well done!

 

[philreich]

Thanks uncle phil

Did “the package” arrive?

It was ticking, so I decided not to open it .

 

[Cubs2Lions]

It was ticking, so I decided not to open it .

 

[HARPSichord]

It was ticking, so I decided not to open it .

That was just a new Rolex!

 

[dogs105]

Let's go Wonders

 

[dogs105]

Hi philreich !

 

[dogs105]

Apparently I've been sacked from the Wonders.

Wonders sign ClarkeM

 

[HARPSichord]

Happy 250 day, dogs105!

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Let's go Wonders

This.

Happy 250 day, dogs105!

Also this.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Wonders sign ClarkeM

Welcome back ClarkeM