Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 1: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome (MOTR)

[Headless]

Poor beez.

I’ve been a turncoat all of my career for several reasons. Firstly, it rejuvenates me and keeps me interested. Secondly, it suits my persona. Thirdly, I once had an ambition to play for the most clubs ever.

Interestingly, since my impressive return to form these last few seasons, I have stayed loyal to the Swamprats. This is now my 4th season in a row with them! Something of a record for me. And a credit to how fun the Rats are - I don’t need rejuvenation, I’m with some legends.

I’ve been tempted to return ‘home’ to the Demons a couple of times in that stretch, but their recruitment team are brain dead so I went off them.

That's not very nice. I did my best. Here's the PM to jog your memory:

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okey,

Come to the Demons to kick your 1,000th goal. We're currently renovating The Snow Dome, so it should be in brilliant condition by the time you get to the milestone in Season 39.

H

 

[Headless]

wE shOuLdn’T rEspeCt tHE 1000 bEcaUse heZ plAyed FuLl fORwarD to Kick all tHe GoaLz!

Headless sausageroll

I totally agree, okey - you HAVE played at full forward to kick all the goals. Glad we're on the same page.

 

[Headless]

wE shOuLdn’T rEspeCt tHE 1000 bEcaUse heZ plAyed FuLl fORwarD to Kick all tHe GoaLz!

Headless sausageroll

Also, this looks like an MSN screen name circa 2004. Must have been a nightmare to type, okey - you must be passionate about this.

 

[Wosh]

Good morning all!

Hey Rodney Dangerfield GET UP it’s game day

 

[Headless]

Hard to believe that okeydoke7 told me the other day that the Swamprats were okey's least favourite team to play with.

 

[Hate]

Have I read the conversation right? That sausageroll is the leagues greatest goalkicker?

 

[Wosh]

Have I read the conversation right? That sausageroll is the leagues greatest goalkicker?

I think that’s how he rolls

 

[Wosh]

Good morning okeydoke7
How’s the feels?

 

[Gralin]

How many hours until game time?

 

[sausageroll]

Have I read the conversation right? That sausageroll is the leagues greatest goalkicker?

If you're talking about kicking goals for the opposition then yes, that's probably correct

 

[Hate]

If you're talking about kicking goals for the opposition then yes, that's probably correct

Well, surely they still go on the tally, right? How else would okeydoke7 get this far in his career?

 

[MWPP]

Can we also have those times in WA time in case there's a deadline to meet and people in WA somehow suddenly forget there's a time difference on a rule that's always been the same?

I call WA home and play for WA but this league and a certain other one operates on Vic Bias time so I leave it at that

 

[Wosh]

How many hours until game time?

4 hours and 47 minutes till we get to LOL okeydoke7

 

[Wosh]

TBH tho, I hope okeydoke7 does reach his 1000th, the thought of him doing it against a lesser team who don’t get it feels wrong.
Great things should be achieved in the presence of greatness ️

So good luck okey, I hope you kick 2 goals…no more no less.

 

[Scythe94]

We're all still neglecting the big news from today – my 54th

 

[Wosh]

Oddhawk Proper Gander Heardy_101 sante moginie DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney Van_Dyke sausageroll Headless cartwright cats2rise PMBangers Johnny Karate Azarole Bluelegs Hate Marlowe DERO jmoo wan Scythe94 Gralin

We’re running out at 4:40pm EST
Remember
qooty >>>>>>>>>>>> family

See you all here.

 

[Wosh]

We're all still neglecting the big news from today – my 54th

We really should make a banner.

 

[jmoo wan]

Oddhawk Proper Gander Heardy_101 sante moginie DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney Van_Dyke sausageroll Headless cartwright cats2rise PMBangers Johnny Karate Azarole Bluelegs Hate Marlowe DERO jmoo wan Scythe94 Gralin

We’re running out at 4:40pm EST
Remember
qooty >>>>>>>>>>>> family

See you all here.

i dont actually have to do anything though right?

 

[Wosh]

i dont actually have to do anything though right?

Just keep the cups of tea coming for me and Headless

 

[DERO]

Hello

 

[Headless]

Oddhawk Proper Gander Heardy_101 sante moginie DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney Van_Dyke sausageroll Headless cartwright cats2rise PMBangers Johnny Karate Azarole Bluelegs Hate Marlowe DERO jmoo wan Scythe94 Gralin

We’re running out at 4:40pm EST
Remember
qooty >>>>>>>>>>>> family

See you all here.

I have set myself a calendar reminder.

 

[Gralin]

Oddhawk Proper Gander Heardy_101 sante moginie DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney Van_Dyke sausageroll Headless cartwright cats2rise PMBangers Johnny Karate Azarole Bluelegs Hate Marlowe DERO jmoo wan Scythe94 Gralin

We’re running out at 4:40pm EST
Remember
qooty >>>>>>>>>>>> family

See you all here.

Hey

 

[Hate]

Oddhawk Proper Gander Heardy_101 sante moginie DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney Van_Dyke sausageroll Headless cartwright cats2rise PMBangers Johnny Karate Azarole Bluelegs Hate Marlowe DERO jmoo wan Scythe94 Gralin

We’re running out at 4:40pm EST
Remember
qooty >>>>>>>>>>>> family

See you all here.

Qooty is my family!

 

[okeydoke7]

We're all still neglecting the big news from today – my 54th

HAPPY 54TH

 

[Wosh]

Hey

Good luck on your debut Gra, so excited to see you pull on the gorgeous Demons colours.
Hopefully we get a win fitting of such an amazing rookie, even Daicos is in awe.