Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 9 - Mount Buller Demons v Gumbies FFC @ Snow Dome

[Wosh]

Good afternoon Wosh!

Here is a happy afternoon otter for you!

How otterly adorable!

 

[moginie]

These super smart guys invent the internet in Lucerne in the late 80's, imagine the practical implications of this wonderful invention.

How do we use it, by sending pictures of Otters to a forum where we argue about a text based simulated game of qooty.

I wonder if they feel this great tool is being under utilised.

Y'know, when those super smart guys were inventing the internet neoliberalism was still in its early stages. People under 30 could afford to buy a house, almost everybody could afford to rent. The second Sydney airport was just a pipe dream & Barrie Unsworth was premier.

And now, we've got a planet that's rapidly getting hotter, nobody under 40 that is only moderately rich can afford a house in Sydney, the flight path will be right over the Blue Mountains and life is a lot more stressful than it was in those halcyon days.

I'd like to think that smart guys have some smidgen of humanity. They might have even cracked a smile once or twice.

So if posting otter spam is the price we all have to pay for their genius, it's a small price considering we're not far away from the next Trump debacle or someone from the Murdoch empire punching down on those who can least afford it.

Making people smile isn't under utilising something. Otters make people smile.

Here's another.

 

[Gralin]

If anyone wants to read someone live tweeting a really shit journey home then this is the thread for you.

 

[Gralin]

And for those just here for otters

 

[moginie]

If anyone wants to read someone live tweeting a really s**t journey home then this is the thread for you.

We need more people who, in their description, put "fried chicken eater".

 

[cats_09]

These super smart guys invent the internet in Lucerne in the late 80's, imagine the practical implications of this wonderful invention.

How do we use it, by sending pictures of Otters to a forum where we argue about a text based simulated game of qooty.

I wonder if they feel this great tool is being under utilised.

How can you be sure that those super smart guys weren't actually otters

 

[thewizardmelon]

Compatriot melonboy,

T_h_e_r_e i_s a_n u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e i_n m_y u_s_e_r_n_a_m_e.

It is the sole source of my QOOTY powers, please ensure you include it in all future correspondence.

Disappointed but unsurprised,
Tarks

N_o_t_h_a_n_k_s

I prefer my version. You think I want to power up OTHER teams?

Maybe after we win the premiership this year

Appointed and Surprised,
WM

 

[sausageroll]

You need to hire a scribe then.

Or a stonemason.

I would, but I need to log into my banking accounts to pay him. And I need hieroglyphics in my password.

 

[sausageroll]

The longer I’ve spent alongside you and the less pronounced it’s become

You're welcome

 

[moginie]

I would, but I need to log into my banking accounts to pay him. And I need hieroglyphics in my password.

Ah well, as they say in the classics, you're $%^&ed.

 

[GWS Goose]

A couple of weeks back I had to create a password for a sure I had forgotten my old one for - when creating the new one it gave the following advice:

"Ignore the minimum password requirements and create any password you like"

that sounds like a trap

 

[sausageroll]

Ah well, as they say in the classics, you're $%^&ed.

This gives me an idea for my next password

 

[cats_09]

If anyone wants to read someone live tweeting a really s**t journey home then this is the thread for you.

That's some crazy trip - this is probably my favourite part of the journey

 

[Falconista]

A couple of weeks back I had to create a password for a sure I had forgotten my old one for - when creating the new one it gave the following advice:

"Ignore the minimum password requirements and create any password you like"

My work recently increased the requirements for our passwords from 10 to 14 characters (including capital and number/special character as before) to be more secure. Yet, they changed the frequency of required password changes from 60 to 180 days which seems counter productive.

 

[Hate]

Good morning, Hate

A terrible one! A schedule power outage all day and now my PC is being a shit and a half!

Which is just terrible because I was looking oh so forward to conversing with DenieD!

 

[Falconista]

If we could shift the conversation from passwords to bank account details and PINs, that'd be super.

Let's play a game.

You post your bank account details, and I'll rate them out of 10.

Also I said "PIN Number" the other day and I got shot down faster than a <insert something that gets shot down fast> by multiple people with "the N stands for Number so you can just say PIN"

I was rocked to the core.

For a worrying amount of the Sweet FA, their bank account details are probably the Bank of Mum and Dad.

 

[Falconista]

Which is just terrible because I was looking oh so forward to conversing with DenieD!

So have we Gumbies as I don't think we've seen Den this season. Any idea where he's gone?

 

[Gralin]

So have we Gumbies as I don't think we've seen Den this season. Any idea where he's gone?

to see Barbie for the 500th time probably isn't that right DenieD

 

[beez]

Murdoch.
Andrews.
Hopefully next will be the Demons' captain.

I'm sick of the monopoly the Demons hold on being the funnest team in the league

 

[Gralin]

Murdoch.
Andrews.
Hopefully next will be the Demons' captain.

I'm sick of the monopoly the Demons hold on being the funnest team in the league

Have you thought about simply joining the Demon's to lower the standard?

 

[beez]

Have you thought about simply joining the Demon's to lower the standard?

I have been barred from Mount Buller.

Apparently something to do with an alleged incident with a Snow Bunny.

 

[Gralin]

I have been barred from Mount Buller.

Apparently something to do with an alleged incident with a Snow Bunny.

ah the real reason you are gunning for manangatang's job comes out

 

[Mop]

If anyone wants to read someone live tweeting a really s**t journey home then this is the thread for you.

Your bio is putting me off reading it

 

[sausageroll]

Murdoch.
Andrews.
Hopefully next will be the Demons' captain.

I'm sick of the monopoly the Demons hold on being the funnest team in the league

People laugh most when we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Apparently it's hilarious.

 

[Mop]

How otterly adorable!

That is otterly terrible punnage.