Official Match Thread Season 36, Second Elimination Final: Dragons FFC versus West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair

[DragoDelph]

#4 - Their captain is a selfish diva who always blames his teammates for his mistakes.

 

[Strigoi]

Should I take a seat here?

 

[serial_thrilla]

#4 - Their captain is a selfish diva who always blames his teammates for his mistakes.

That's not a nice thing to say about HARPSichord.

 

[T2B_]

All checks out so far DragoDelph

 

[philreich]

Gold Coast captain makes cricket history by taking six wickets in six balls in unbelievable last-over win

The cricket gods have smiled on a club bowler after he bagged six wickets in the final over of a one-day match to snatch a miracle victory for his team.

www.abc.net.au

 

[HARPSichord]

#4 - Their captain is a selfish diva who always blames his teammates for his mistakes.

This one is all your fault damicky.

 

[DragoDelph]

This one is all your fault damicky.

Wait.. You're the captain? I though it was the cheese...

 

[DragoDelph]

#5 - Their star player is a washed-up has-been who can't kick straight to save his life.

 

[DragoDelph]

#6 - Their fans are a bunch of whiny crybabies who always complain about the qumpires.

 

[DragoDelph]

#7 - Their colours are a hideous combination of blue and anemic yellow that hurts the eyes.

 

[HARPSichord]

Wait.. You're the captain? I though it was the cheese...

We are CO-captains, much to the chagrin of AnUltimateRessie.

 

[DragoDelph]

We are CO-captains, much to the chagrin of AnUltimateRessie.

Ah.. so it gives the stinky cheese plausible deniability. typical.

You know that being co-captains, if they stuff u, you could cop the ban, right?

 

[DragoDelph]

#8 - Their song is a cheesy rip-off of "Wonderwall" by Oasis that makes the ears bleed.

 

[HARPSichord]

Ah.. so it gives the stinky cheese plausible deniability. typical.

You know that being co-captains, if they stuff u, you could cop the ban, right?

It all makes sense now. I am nothing but a fall guy.

 

[DragoDelph]

It all makes sense now. I am nothing but a fall guy.

Glad we could enlighten you. Hopefully it's not too late.

 

[HARPSichord]

Glad we could enlighten you. Hopefully it's not too late.

I would be so shattered if I was to be suspended from the Sweet Football Association on BigFooty.com instead of my co-captain, The Big Cheese.

 

[DragoDelph]

I would be so shattered if I was to be suspended from the Sweet Football Association on BigFooty.com instead of my co-captain, The Big Cheese.

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult and uncertain time

 

[HARPSichord]

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult and uncertain time

I need to ask Tigerturbulance how he got through such a dark period multiple times this season.

 

[serial_thrilla]

It all makes sense now. I am nothing but a fall guy.

 

[T2B_]

I need to ask Tigerturbulance how he got through such a dark period multiple times this season.

In fairness Turbo had a decent, if not always competent, support network. In your position you're liable to get second degree burns from runny over melted cheese.

 

[DragoDelph]

#9 - Their slogan is "We are the wonders, we are the best" which is a blatant lie.

 

[HARPSichord]

In fairness Turbo had a decent, if not always competent, support network. In your position you're liable to get second degree burns from runny over melted cheese.

I must have been out of the league when all this supposed stuff went down with damicky. He's been nothing but a devoted clubman and a good captain since I have been at the Wonders.

 

[DragoDelph]

I must have been out of the league when all this supposed stuff went down with damicky. He's been nothing but a devoted clubman and a good captain since I have been at the Wonders.

Blink three times if you need help

 

[serial_thrilla]

I must have been out of the league when all this supposed stuff went down with damicky. He's been nothing but a devoted clubman and a good captain since I have been at the Wonders.

Harps right now:

 

[serial_thrilla]

damicky's Wonder posting quotas in action: