Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

[Tonga Bob]

I'm lead to believe Headless identifies as a cat

Not quite true. Coach Lugash is the one that identifies Headless as a cat.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I'm lead to believe Headless identifies as a cat

I thought Headless identified as a

 

[CakeEater]

I thought Headless identified as a
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As the world record holder of the longest flight recorded by a Headless chicken?

 

[Brenton Davy]

As the world record holder of the longest flight recorded by a @Headless chicken?

Fixed

 

[nahnah]

Headless can you please let us know what you identify as

 

[grumbleguts]

You take that back! Not only was it fashion, it hurt like buggery having the strands of hair pulled through that stupid hairnet thingo.

Agreed, had to have it done once for an acting job. Hurt so much I wanted to kill the bitch doing it to me, but she was holding scissors.

 

[grumbleguts]

As the world record holder of the longest flight recorded by a Headless chicken?

I hold a world record.

 

[CakeEater]

I hold a world record.

I know youve told me this before but for what did you get the world record in?

 

[grumbleguts]

I know youve told me this before but for what did you get the world record in?

Worlds largest ever chain reaction using mousetraps and table-tennis balls.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Worlds largest ever chain reaction using mousetraps and table-tennis balls.

Were you in Bangkok at the time?

 

[CakeEater]

Worlds largest ever chain reaction using mousetraps and table-tennis balls.

Very impressive.

Kinda puts my story of being on the front page of the Geraldton paper in the 80s as a kid well into the shade.

 

[grumbleguts]

Were you in Bangkok at the time?

No. I am only going to Bangkok if I am walking sideways through customs.

I did it in Tully. It's on youtube.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I hold a world record.

So do I

 

[Raveneyes]

I've held multiple world records. All at the same time. Get around me.

 

[Nothing]

I hold a world record.

Hopefully you can add some qooty goal kicking records this week.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I thought Headless identified as a

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

[gurning with joy]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'm on Fiji Time

yeeew

 

[spudmaster]

I'm lead to believe Headless identifies as a cat

We've installed special crossings around Coney Island for cats, as we've had a few near-misses with footyguy the last few seasons.


It seems to be permanently stuck on green, however. He may have hacked the system?

 

[Dinsdale]

Good morning Warriors and Royles, happy Buscemi Friday to you

 

[nahnah]

Good morning Warriors and Royles, happy Buscemi Friday to you

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You’re up early

 

[spudmaster]

You’re up early

 

[Dinsdale]

You’re up early

 

[Cadsky]

Hopefully you can add some qooty goal kicking records this week.

At FB, maybe he can hold them goalless?

 

[Purple7x08_24]