Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

[TheInjuryFactory]

Once upon a time, nestled deep in the heart of a lush forest, there stood a majestic bridge known as the Whispering Bridge. Its arches stretched gracefully across a crystal-clear river, connecting two realms that were separated by more than just water.

Legend had it that the Whispering Bridge was enchanted, endowed with the ability to communicate with those who dared to cross it. Some said the whispers were the voices of ancient spirits, while others believed it was the bridge itself imparting wisdom and guidance to travelers.

One misty morning, a young adventurer named Lila embarked on a journey through the forest. Her heart brimmed with curiosity and excitement as she approached the Whispering Bridge. As she stepped onto its weathered planks, a gentle breeze swept through the trees, and the bridge began to whisper.

"Brave traveler," it murmured, "beware the path you tread. For every step you take, a choice is made, and every choice has consequences."

Lila paused, pondering the bridge's cryptic message. With determination in her eyes, she continued forward, venturing deeper into the forest. Along the way, she encountered trials and tribulations, each one testing her courage and resolve.

As she navigated through the dense foliage and treacherous terrain, the whispers of the bridge echoed in her mind, guiding her through moments of doubt and uncertainty. With each passing challenge, Lila grew stronger and wiser, learning to trust in herself and the wisdom of the Whispering Bridge.

Finally, after many trials and hardships, Lila emerged from the forest, victorious and transformed. The Whispering Bridge stood behind her, a silent sentinel watching over her journey.

With a grateful smile, Lila whispered her thanks to the bridge, knowing that its guidance had been instrumental in her quest. And as she walked away, the whispers of the bridge followed her, carried on the wind, a reminder of the strength and wisdom she had gained on her journey through the enchanted forest.

And so, the legend of the Whispering Bridge lived on, its wisdom imparted to all who dared to cross its arches and embark on their own adventures.

*Whispering Jack

 

[Footypie32]

Gameday!

Let's qoot

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Footypie32]

Once upon a time, nestled deep in the heart of a lush forest, there stood a majestic bridge known as the Whispering Bridge. Its arches stretched gracefully across a crystal-clear river, connecting two realms that were separated by more than just water.

Legend had it that the Whispering Bridge was enchanted, endowed with the ability to communicate with those who dared to cross it. Some said the whispers were the voices of ancient spirits, while others believed it was the bridge itself imparting wisdom and guidance to travelers.

One misty morning, a young adventurer named Lila embarked on a journey through the forest. Her heart brimmed with curiosity and excitement as she approached the Whispering Bridge. As she stepped onto its weathered planks, a gentle breeze swept through the trees, and the bridge began to whisper.

"Brave traveler," it murmured, "beware the path you tread. For every step you take, a choice is made, and every choice has consequences."

Lila paused, pondering the bridge's cryptic message. With determination in her eyes, she continued forward, venturing deeper into the forest. Along the way, she encountered trials and tribulations, each one testing her courage and resolve.

As she navigated through the dense foliage and treacherous terrain, the whispers of the bridge echoed in her mind, guiding her through moments of doubt and uncertainty. With each passing challenge, Lila grew stronger and wiser, learning to trust in herself and the wisdom of the Whispering Bridge.

Finally, after many trials and hardships, Lila emerged from the forest, victorious and transformed. The Whispering Bridge stood behind her, a silent sentinel watching over her journey.

With a grateful smile, Lila whispered her thanks to the bridge, knowing that its guidance had been instrumental in her quest. And as she walked away, the whispers of the bridge followed her, carried on the wind, a reminder of the strength and wisdom she had gained on her journey through the enchanted forest.

And so, the legend of the Whispering Bridge lived on, its wisdom imparted to all who dared to cross its arches and embark on their own adventures.

TL: Abridged version please.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

TL: Abridged version please.

A brave adventurer learns from an enchanted bridge's whispers, overcoming trials in a forest, guided to wisdom and victory.

 

[Footypie32]

A brave adventurer learns from an enchanted bridge's whispers, overcoming trials in a forest, guided to wisdom and victory.

Sounds woke. Pass.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Sounds woke. Pass.

The sim is woke.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

*Whispering Jack

Did John Farnham ever sing a ballad about a bridge? I feel that would be a good one.

 

[Footypie32]

The sim is woke.

 

[Footypie32]

Did John Farnham ever sing a ballad about a bridge? I feel that would be a good one.

I believe Burn For You is about London Bridge.

 

[Dinsdale]

Once upon a time, nestled deep in the heart of a lush forest, there stood a majestic bridge known as the Whispering Bridge. Its arches stretched gracefully across a crystal-clear river, connecting two realms that were separated by more than just water.

Legend had it that the Whispering Bridge was enchanted, endowed with the ability to communicate with those who dared to cross it. Some said the whispers were the voices of ancient spirits, while others believed it was the bridge itself imparting wisdom and guidance to travelers.

One misty morning, a young adventurer named Lila embarked on a journey through the forest. Her heart brimmed with curiosity and excitement as she approached the Whispering Bridge. As she stepped onto its weathered planks, a gentle breeze swept through the trees, and the bridge began to whisper.

"Brave traveler," it murmured, "beware the path you tread. For every step you take, a choice is made, and every choice has consequences."

Lila paused, pondering the bridge's cryptic message. With determination in her eyes, she continued forward, venturing deeper into the forest. Along the way, she encountered trials and tribulations, each one testing her courage and resolve.

As she navigated through the dense foliage and treacherous terrain, the whispers of the bridge echoed in her mind, guiding her through moments of doubt and uncertainty. With each passing challenge, Lila grew stronger and wiser, learning to trust in herself and the wisdom of the Whispering Bridge.

Finally, after many trials and hardships, Lila emerged from the forest, victorious and transformed. The Whispering Bridge stood behind her, a silent sentinel watching over her journey.

With a grateful smile, Lila whispered her thanks to the bridge, knowing that its guidance had been instrumental in her quest. And as she walked away, the whispers of the bridge followed her, carried on the wind, a reminder of the strength and wisdom she had gained on her journey through the enchanted forest.

And so, the legend of the Whispering Bridge lived on, its wisdom imparted to all who dared to cross its arches and embark on their own adventures.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Did John Farnham ever sing a ballad about a bridge? I feel that would be a good one.

Nah.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Why?

Away game win - check
Close game win - check
Winless streak ended - check
Beat Carlton - check

 

[Brenton Davy]

Thinking about it, I’d like to see more Qunday Night Qootball because the usual game times I’m often involved in family functions, interstate trips or returning from Qolf. Sunday nights are usually pretty quiet

 

[Dinsdale]

Faaaaark!!!... I may not make the game, and it's not even wasp round, wish me luck

 

[grumbleguts]

That's enough cheek out of you, Bishop of Banterbury.

That's Archbishop to you.

 

[grumbleguts]

TL: Abridged version please.

Tautology after cliché after self evident truisms like "every choice has consequences."

A bridge develops vocal chords which I found interesting. I'd have liked to delve more into that. There is also the implication that it also developed ears.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Faaaaark!!!... I may not make the game, and it's not even wasp round, wish me luck

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Flamethrower.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Brenton Davy]

Tautology after cliché after self evident truisms like "every choice has consequences."

A bridge develops vocal cords which I found interesting. I'd have liked to delve more into that. There is also the implication that it also developed ears.

That implication would be reasonable given that aural function is inexorably linked to vocal acuity

 

[grumbleguts]

That implication would be reasonable given that aural function is inexorably linked to vocal acuity

So, the real question is: If a tree falls in a forest, can it hear the sound it makes?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Faaaaark!!!... I may not make the game, and it's not even wasp round, wish me luck

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No way you die from that, it's so small.

 

[Freofalcon]

Faaaaark!!!... I may not make the game, and it's not even wasp round, wish me luck

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Do you want me to call Mrs Brookes?

 

[Dinsdale]

No way you die from that, it's so small.

I survived multiple stings thanks to my wife stabbing me in the heart with one of those pen things

 

[grumbleguts]

I survived multiple stings thanks to my wife stabbing me in the heart with one of those pen things

She wanted her name written across your heart?