Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears v Dingster's 500th Game at The Colosseum

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But I haven't even told you what my symptoms are.

Symptoms mainly consist of an avalanche of used snotty tissues.
The cats run away when I cough like a Dragon.

More likely to have caught something from an Eel when on an outing to Parramatta the day I started feeling unwell, than one of my healthy team mates.

I'm worried that I might lose my sense of humour and smell soon.
Just confirming you used the snotty tissues and just didn't find your team mates pile of 'snotty' tissues ?
 
Just confirming you used the snotty tissues and just didn't find your team mates pile of 'snotty' tissues ?
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But I haven't even told you what my symptoms are.

Symptoms mainly consist of an avalanche of used snotty tissues.
The cats run away when I cough like a Dragon.

More likely to have caught something from an Eel when on an outing to Parramatta the day I started feeling unwell, than one of my healthy team mates.

I'm worried that I might lose my sense of humour and smell soon.

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This street around the corner from The Colosseum makes me chortle.

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The Colosseum is haunted by the Wonders past victims.

I always assumed that the Ghosts and Zombies of the Colosseum have their match after parties in that field of tombstones.

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The Colosseum is haunted by the Wonders past victims.

I always assumed that the Ghosts and Zombies of the Colosseum have their match after parties in that field of tombstones.

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Didn't you write the fixture?
Yes but I did so without prejudice or bias. If either club had requested it then I would have looked to have accommodated it but alas, neither club did. There were enough complexities to consider this season anyway. I don’t think people (other than Mobbs) understand the nuances of trying to fit 16 games in a 13 team league, with also trying to limit teams to just 1 bye. It’s impossible without some level of ingenuity and creativity which we’re about to witness in the next month of fixtures.

I’ve been quietly advocating for years of ANZAC Day match being played between Collingwood Wonders and Essendon Demons. Think there’s merit in it happening and it falls every two seasons so very manageable from a fixture perspective.
 
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Could you please add something strong to my share of your delicious Anzac peach and pear cookies to try and unblock my nose/sinuses.

Cos if I can smell the Bears on Sunday at their full strength, they'll be a better chance of us keeping the ball in our offensive regions.
 
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Yes but I did so without prejudice or bias. If either club had requested it then I would have looked to have accommodated it but alas, neither club did. There were enough complexities to consider this season anyway. I don’t think people (other than Mobbs) understand the nuances of trying to fit 16 games in a 13 team league, with also trying to limit teams to just 1 bye. It’s impossible without some level of ingenuity and creativity which we’re about to witness in the next month of fixtures.

I’ve been quietly advocating for years of ANZAC Day match being played between Collingwood Wonders and Essendon Demons. Think there’s merit in it happening and it falls every two seasons so very manageable from a fixture perspective.
Why didn't you ask the Wonders leadership to request it?
 
Yes but I did so without prejudice or bias. If either club had requested it then I would have looked to have accommodated it but alas, neither club did. There were enough complexities to consider this season anyway. I don’t think people (other than Mobbs) understand the nuances of trying to fit 16 games in a 13 team league, with also trying to limit teams to just 1 bye. It’s impossible without some level of ingenuity and creativity which we’re about to witness in the next month of fixtures.

I’ve been quietly advocating for years of ANZAC Day match being played between Collingwood Wonders and Essendon Demons. Think there’s merit in it happening and it falls every two seasons so very manageable from a fixture perspective.
Why the Demons?

I didn't even think of it. remind me for season 39
 
Pamcake1
Could you please add something strong to my share of your delicious Anzac peach and pears cookies to try and unblock my nose/sinuses.

Cos if I can smell the Bears on Sunday at their full strength, they'll be a better chance of us keeping the ball in our offensive regions.
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Recommend adding this to your personal arsenal and head butting them out of the way and look good while doing it.
 
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Recommend adding this to your personal arsenal and head butting them out of the way and look good while doing it.

Given how hairy am I, not sure where to start and finish with Spruso Concrete.

Putting Liquid Spruso (hair oil) on my tail and other grab-able parts would also be an effective dazzler.

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Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears v Dingster's 500th Game at The Colosseum

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