Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears v Dingster's 500th Game at The Colosseum

[Tandy]

Another week, another humble brag by a Bears player that they talk to women in RL.

Has “I’ve got a girlfriend” Millky95 been giving you advice?

You go you good thing!

I may have enrolled in some online classes run by millky. Teaching young qootballers how to pretend to have chicks and how to approach a female if we were ever to leave our houses, to impress the other players. Safe to say it's working a treat. People are talkin

 

[Millky95]

I may have enrolled in some online classes run by millky. Teaching young qootballers how to pretend to have chicks and how to approach a female if we were ever to leave our houses, to impress the other players. Safe to say it's working a treat. People are talkin

I will often put a wig on and we do roleplay exercises. It is a really important step. Plus I look good in a wig

 

[croweater 41]

croweater 41?

 

[Tandy]

I will often put a wig on and we do roleplay exercises. It is a really important step. Plus I look good in a wig

That I think we can all agree on! ...wait....you look familiar....does your number end in 927?.......Mildred from Pakenham is that you?

Oooooo boy

 

[Pamcake1]

Hey Wonders. Great to be playing my 500th this week.

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Dear Mr. Dingster,

congratulations on your 500th game of Quooty.
Please find enclosed the invoice for my appearance fee.
(Deposit in Birdseed Acct: 9950099)

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

Woodstock.

 

[dogs105]

Oh f*** me—- the LOLWonders


Is Dick Cheese still around? Or has he finally gotten rotten?

Yeah, I haven't seen AntonioBlueVein for ages????

 

[dogs105]

Good morning Dingster! Happy 500th again!

 

[BFew]

Good morning Dingster! Happy 500th again!

Does the Sim keep count, or do we have to trust in Dingster's maths prowess?

 

[dogs105]

Does the Sim keep count, or do we have to trust in Dingster's maths prowess?

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sweetfa.plus

 

[DenieD]

Does the Sim keep count, or do we have to trust in Dingster's maths prowess?

We are very lucky that Hate keeps count of everything.

See below:

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sweetfa.plus

 

[Dingster]

Good morning Dingster! Happy 500th again!

Morning sexy dogs

Hi por_please_ya

Does the Sim keep count, or do we have to trust in Dingster's maths prowess?

Grand Uncle Horace, BFew has your abacus.

 

[BFew]

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sweetfa.plus

The profile of moi is not what I expected.

I am best viewed side on, or from above when levitating.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The profile of moi is not what I expected.

I am best viewed side on, or from above when levitating.

NeutoricFA

 

[BFew]

NeutoricFA

What did you get a Wooden Spoon for at school?
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[Pamcake1]

Special Hello to por_please_ya

 

[BFew]

Special Hello to por_please_ya
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Ok. So this is one of those games where everyone can bring a friend.

Welcome SuperMan. My best friend.

 

[Dingster]

Ok. So this is one of those games where everyone can bring a friend.

Welcome SuperMan. My best friend.

An imaginary friend!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What did you get a Wooden Spoon for at school?
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Sorry, I just meant to say that Art Vandelay_ will be neutering you in the centre circle on Sunday.

 

[BFew]

Sorry, I just meant to say that Art Vandelay_ will be neutering you in the centre circle on Sunday.

He'll he wasting his time.
I'm already neureted.

 

[Dingster]

He'll he wasting his time.
I'm already neureted.

We told Gero you're a fan of Matera92. May Qod have mercy on your soul.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Sorry, I just meant to say that Art Vandelay_ will be neutering you in the centre circle on Sunday.

Why do later what you can do now.
Get here now BFew and I'll only chop off the plums and not the snag as well.

We told Gero you're a fan of Matera92. May Qod have mercy on your soul.

I take it back. Run BFew
I'll kill you if I can catch you

 

[BFew]

We told Gero you're a fan of @Matera92.

All hail this left wing Premiership winning speedster.

 

[BFew]

May Qod have mercy on your soul.

What does Qod look like, so I can thank him when I see him next?

 

[BFew]

Run @BFew

I prefer to ride like the wind than run like the wind.

 

[BFew]

I'll kill you if I can catch you

How dare you!