Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 16 - Roys FFC v East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

Phar Ace is a very solid member of the Roys front end, with a wide range of activity round to round (he's been absent one round and posted over 200 posts in another!). Patrolling the other wing opposite 3KZ is Football , PA often features in the Roys best players but is commonly in the shadow of Pure Grunt .

Loud and obnoxious, like all good qootiers should be, Phar Ace wins extra points for standing out of the team in Rd 6 to allow the selectors to find room for others who had built a strong argument for a chance on the field.

The Roys' 3rd most prolific spammers behind myself and TheGoatBaron , it's not hard to get Phar Ace talking. In fact it's quite a bit harder to get him to shut the hell up

For these reasons, he'll be continuing on in the same position as we head towards finals time, bar any sudden sensations.

 

[Mobbs]

Sometimes you have to remind them, which you shouldn't have to though.

he checked my sinuses and said wow what you done its much better than last time and I said CARN THE RILLAS and he said the appointment was over

 

[Mobbs]

And that concludes our comprehensive expose of the Roys FFC for our TRANSPARENT SELECTION WEEK (an event I think I've called a different name every time I've mentioned it). I hope everyone from all around got a better sense of the cattle at the Roys, and the processes applied in order to get the right people in the right places, and as many players as possible satisfied.

(Tools involved to build this dialogue = SweetFA+ stats (for onfield performance), Posting history data, Running Posting calculations (the 15's etc) & the Milestones recorder which can quickly provided who played in which rounds at a single glance.)

Back to you guys and your medical experiments. I doubt I can stay awake much longer

Oh I better post a team. FFS

 

[TheGoatBaron]

he checked my sinuses and said wow what you done its much better than last time and I said CARN THE RILLAS and he said the appointment was over

Well that would do it.

 

[Mobbs]

ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
S37R16 : vs EAST SIDE HAWKS

B: _Mike_ / Chezzalenko Reborn / windyhill
HB: Aristotle Pickett / Ed_Gein / Mobbs
C: 3KZ is Football / Pure Grunt / Phar Ace
HF: Reardo / JackNah_8 / fitzroybowiedog
F: tigs2010 / TheGoatBaron / Mooch
FOLL: DERRINALPHIL / SpecialBruce / royboy2
INT: MrsEddieBetts / Roylion

Supps: Allikat , Dicky Fitzwell , Eat Fresh, judge judy , RU_

Changes:
No changes.

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[Phar Ace]

Phar Ace is a very solid member of the Roys front end, with a wide range of activity round to round (he's been absent one round and posted over 200 posts in another!). Patrolling the other wing opposite 3KZ is Football , PA often features in the Roys best players but is commonly in the shadow of Pure Grunt .

Loud and obnoxious, like all good qootiers should be, Phar Ace wins extra points for standing out of the team in Rd 6 to allow the selectors to find room for others who had built a strong argument for a chance on the field.

The Roys' 3rd most prolific spammers behind myself and TheGoatBaron , it's not hard to get Phar Ace talking. In fact it's quite a bit harder to get him to shut the hell up

For these reasons, he'll be continuing on in the same position as we head towards finals time, bar any sudden sensations.

Generous, having a busy work period atm, lots of ups and downs, and I'm not even a prostitute, but thanks for the tolerance. Pacing myself into hopefully a finals run.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I thought TheGoatBaron was a reincarnated Ed_Gein (because of the signature) and then I wondered if both were Grand Uncle Horace alts...

Nope. I have no idea where you got that from MWPP

 

[3KZ is Football]

The cards predict that the East Side Hawks aka the #Gateauxhawks will bring the pastries and Mobbs will scoff the lot. They also predict that the Roys will win by 32 points.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Me and goat do like the same style of music.... this could be true!

As for being a Grand Uncle Horace alt... I know how to quash this one. I will now firstly state that I like Will Hayward as a player. Horace, care to share your thoughts on him???

True. Let us not talk of Hill Wayward.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Afternoon Ed_Gein and Tarkyn_24. One is named after a seriel killer, guess which one?

Can’t be me, I’m a serial_lover

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Can’t be me, I’m a serial_lover

So mean to our friend serial_thrilla … poor kid is having terrible enough season already.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

So mean to our friend serial_thrilla … poor kid is having terrible enough season already.

Hey don’t blame me for him choosing to play for the Dragons

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn murdered numerous Pies fans hopes and dreams when he VC'd the Pies to b2b GF losses.

I had a torn ACL for one of them you arseh*le.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Now playing: Panopticon - Collapse

 

[sausageroll]

Doubt he wants to play again


Camila Giorgi retired as well sausageroll

This was not happy news to wake up to. Saw a post on fb confirming it.

Who will be your favourite player now that Giorgi has retired?

 

[Mobbs]

Generous, having a busy work period atm, lots of ups and downs, and I'm not even a prostitute, but thanks for the tolerance. Pacing myself into hopefully a finals run.

Hope you're coping with the pressures of your world! We'll take care of things here. Your salary won't change.

 

[Mobbs]

TheGoatBaron I forgot to show you the new signage.


And the horns are starting to roll in:

 

[por_please_ya]

TheGoatBaron I forgot to show you the new signage.
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And the horns are starting to roll in:
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WHEN DID THE GOATS COME IN

 

[Mobbs]

WHEN DID THE GOATS COME IN

I dunno exactly, I found these over near the CHERRY TREES!

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Into it!
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So ... TheGoatBaron ... where do I start!

Well let's start with the fact this bloke had not only been out of the league many seasons, he'd been basically out of the site for the most part, too. I am pretty certain that when he was finally badgered into signing on with the Roys, he didn't expect to be delivering dozens of posts per round, receiving rave reviews from various opposition, nor sitting a

Good luck with it.

I’ve been suffering with vertigo for a several months. Annoying, scary, and limiting.

Vertigo with four legs must be a real bummer.

 

[tigs2010]

I had a torn ACL for one of them you a-hole.

Couldn't even be bothered playing. That's even worse Tarks

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Good luck with it.

I’ve been suffering with vertigo for a several months. Annoying, scary, and limiting.

I had an operation 6weeks ago and after a day I was forced to stand up and get to the chair in my room.

I had forgotten how to stand up, let alone walk. Took ages before I dared standing up and I nearly fainted getting to the chair. There is so much neural information inputs and processing required to merely pick something up.

Talk to a robotics engineer who struggle to replicate what biological systems do with no conscious input and you will never take our biological system for granted

 

[Reardo]

I had an operation 6weeks ago and after a day I was forced to stand up and get to the chair in my room.

I had forgotten how to stand up, let alone walk. Took ages before I dared standing up and I nearly fainted getting to the chair. There is so much neural information inputs and processing required to merely pick something up.

Talk to a robotics engineer who struggle to replicate what biological systems do with no conscious input and you will never take our biological system for granted

I watched a documentary recently in which a robot of some description travelled from the future to kill a woman whose son was going to save mankind. I found it fascinating.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Sometimes my muscles in my arms feel weak for no reason. I find I tilt my head to the left a little a lot of the time. Just seems like a good position for my head. Again… Don’t get it at all. I come from a mountainous region in the USA, but now that I’ve been in Australia for some years (which is pretty flat), with the slightest incline in the roads now my ears make a squinchy noise and want to pop. I have fallen as well. Weird.

I tilt my head to the couch as often as possible but I get a squinchy noise as well, it being Mrs DP wanting something.

 

[Mobbs]

I watched a documentary recently in which a robot of some description travelled from the future to kill a woman whose son was going to save mankind. I found it fascinating.

I'm having a lot of trouble with the word "recently". I think the correct term should be recentlyagesagotomorrow.