Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[BFew]

Can you PLEASE now confirm your back pockets?

If Ressie is anything like the WA team selectors recently, I'll be hidden in the back pocket again, or water boy.

 

[BFew]

BREAKING​

The Mount Buller Demons are pleased to announce that returning player tgrs will debut for the Demons in Round 1, having last played in Season 29 (75 games to date). tgrs will line up at centre half-forward, and will no doubt DAZZLE the W*st C*ast W*nders' defenders.

What have you got to say about THAT, Wonders?

Fckng Brllnt

 

[Headless]

If Ressie is anything like the WA team selectors recently, I'll be hidden in the back pocket again, or water boy.

I'm sure the Wonders will name you in a 'premium' position, BFew.

 

[p4p1]

I'm sure the Wonders will name you in a 'premium' position, BFew.

Premium being the team box in the stands I assume.

 

[Headless]

Premium being the team box in the stands I assume.

Best seats in the house!

 

[akkaps]

Honestly impressive you're still on a list.

I don't know whether it's more a testament to the toughness of a certain insect or the mediocrity of the wonders but either way, it's impressive.

Better a SFA list than other lists in the real world

 

[akkaps]

they haven't won one in the modern sweet though

bit like VFL flags, 17 seasons since they last saluted

only about 5 of the old timers left of the list and akkaps who lost as a Gumbie that day

I’ve lost about 7 different Grand Finals

 

[Gralin]

I’ve lost about 7 different Grand Finals

Well I didn't think you'd lost the same one 7 times like some sort of repeating nightmare where the same thing keeps happening over and over until you learn a valuable lesson and grow as a person

 

[BFew]

Can I ... sacrifice ... @Headless?

 

[HARPSichord]

If Ressie is anything like the WA team selectors recently, I'll be hidden in the back pocket again, or water boy.

I can't believe they would do that to the player who had the greatest individual qooty performance I have ever seen. Big things coming for young BFew in Season 38.

 

[Headless]

Wow - and just after I was so polite to you.

 

[Headless]

I can't believe they would do that to the player who had the greatest individual qooty performance I have ever seen. Big things coming for young BFew in Season 38.

You're referring to sante, right? Had a game with about 450 DT points one season.

 

[HARPSichord]

You're referring to sante, right? Had a game with about 450 DT points one season.

That sounds huge.

But I was talking about BFew's 34 disposal, 7 tackle and 6 goal effort from rover that netted 154 DT points.

 

[Headless]

That sounds huge.

But I was talking about BFew's 34 disposal, 7 tackle and 6 goal effort from rover that netted 154 DT points.

How about 36 disposals, 19 tackles, and 6 goals?

sante

 

[HARPSichord]

How about 36 disposals, 19 tackles, and 6 goals?

sante

My word that is immense. And to do that with no hands is some achievement. Especially the tackling.

 

[Gralin]

How about 36 disposals, 19 tackles, and 6 goals?

sante

I had it all ready to go too

I didn't think about the eyes though

 

[Gralin]

My word that is immense. And to do that with no hands is some achievement. Especially the tackling.

That's why no marks or handballs

 

[Headless]

I had it all ready to go too
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I didn't think about the eyes though

I think you should post it, anyway.

 

[Gralin]

I think you should post it, anyway.

Oh I wouldn't want to stray into hubris

 

[Headless]

Oh I wouldn't want to stray into hubris

Surely this is the first line of the lyrics of Sweet's next #1 hit.

 

[cooney]

This wasn't very 'woo' of you.

Wooooo

 

[cooney]

I've heard that cooney will be firing from a half-forward flank this season, with longer stints in the middle to utilise the skills that won them the Mobbs Medal in Season 13.

IS THIS TRUE? If so, I'm excited - and cooney is no doubt on track for a ripper season.

Sounds good to me wooo!

 

[cooney]

We are chirpy every day. We love chirping.

Too great a song to be sullied by a Wonders tag, my friend.

cooney is a dead set legend and can do absolutely anything. Heart and soul of our mighty Buller comrades.

Damn right!

 

[akkaps]

Well I didn't think you'd lost the same one 7 times like some sort of repeating nightmare where the same thing keeps happening over and over until you learn a valuable lesson and grow as a person

Apologies, played 7 GFs. Only won 1

 

[HARPSichord]

cooney you sound like you feel a bit better!