Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[Wosh]

Better steer clear of any open paddocks with sloped-roofed buildings surrounding it.

Awwwwww who would want to shoot me Clarkey? I can’t think of a single person….

 

[Wosh]

I've heard short people say this a lot

I prefer to be called vertically challenged.

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[DenieD]

I prefer to be called vertically challenged.

 

[Wosh]

How funny is US politics tho, the last few weeks on twitter have been absolute gold.

 

[cats2rise]

Day two of season 38

Can it top the dizzying heights of Day 1?

 

[cats2rise]

Wonders are going to clean house come Sunday.

Wonders have double-booked themselves this weekend playing Qootball AND house cleaning?
A MBD win is now a LOCK.

 

[DenieD]

Can it top the dizzying heights of Day 1?

There is a 50/50 chance. Either it does or it doesn't.

 

[sausageroll]

I have friends in high places

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High places hey?

On this roof?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

High places hey?

On this roof?

wosh is going to ban you for that

 

[Wosh]

High places hey?

On this roof?

How easy to climb up and stay hidden on that glaring white roof in full sunshine!

 

[JT_the_Man]

I quit.


Tickling is my biggest weakness.

Once again, I have found my way into qooty's premier position!

 

[sausageroll]

How funny is US politics tho, the last few weeks on twitter have been absolute gold.

We have been ordered by the Embassy not to comment about US politics.

Please direct any questions of this nature to an appropriate media spokesperson

 

[sausageroll]

wosh is going to ban you for that

Why? I didn't put the roof there.

 

[cats2rise]

There is a 50/50 chance. Either it does or it doesn't.

Either way, the excitement in the air is so thick it is all consuming.

Can't you just feel it in your bones, p4p1??

 

[sausageroll]

How easy to climb up and stay hidden on that glaring white roof in full sunshine!

Not easy at all apparently


...if you're in Secret Service.

 

[Wosh]

We have been ordered by the Embassy not to comment about US politics.

Please direct any questions of this nature to an appropriate media

I wont get you put in the stocks, I don’t discuss politics online don’t worry!

Except to say I have been highly amused by some amazing hashtags and memes the last few weeks

 

[cats2rise]

We have been ordered by the Embassy not to comment about US politics.

Please direct any questions of this nature to an appropriate media spokesperson

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Good afternoon all,

As sausageroll's media spokesperson, please direct any sausage related questions to me.

Please and thank you,
c2r

 

[Wosh]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Good afternoon all,

As sausageroll's media spokesperson, please direct any sausage related questions to me.

Please and thank you,
c2r

Dear sossage, what are your EKA strategies this season?

 

[sausageroll]

I wont get you put in the stocks, I don’t discuss politics online don’t worry!

Except to say I have been highly amused by some amazing hashtags and memes the last few weeks

I haven't seen any of them over the past week or so. I thried to show my solidarity with the US by putting a bandage over my ear, but totally screwed it up. I've spent the whole time with bandages over my eyes.

I suddenly seem to fit in over here a lot more than I did previosly.

 

[Pamcake1]

Wonders have double-booked themselves this weekend playing Qootball AND house cleaning?
A MBD win is now a LOCK.

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You seem to be under the illusion that we Wonders can't do both at the same time, no wonder you fail at domestic science.

 

[sausageroll]

Dear sossage, what are your EKA strategies this season?

 

[Pamcake1]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Good afternoon all,

As sausageroll's media spokesperson, please direct any sausage related questions to me.

Please and thank you,
c2r

Are you the keeper of the sauce?

 

[cats2rise]

23 July 2024

Dear sossage, what are your EKA strategies this season?

Thank you for your question.

sausageroll is committed to posting quality content on a regular basis which is to be shared between team threads, match threads and general media.

Sausageroll is committed to winning the EKA in accordance with our much publicised management strategies. We will continue to monitor and refine these strategies in response to Sweet FA events.

-END-

 

[Gralin]

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23 July 2024



Thank you for your question.

sausageroll is committed to posting quality content on a regular basis which is to be shared between team threads, match threads and general media.

Sausageroll is committed to winning the EKA in accordance with our much publicised management strategies. We will continue to monitor and refine these strategies in response to Sweet FA events.

-END-

Hey cats can you please confirm whether sausageroll has put Wosh bin night reminder in the calendar again for Season 38 or will we be relying on the Wonders posting their Team Sheet?