Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: East Side Hawks v Ophidian Old Boys at The Eyrie

[Tarkyn_24]

No one mentions the shot that Elton Johns Wig sprays less then a minute or so later.

Ok - I'll be the whipping boy for this disgraceful team individual loss

Someone take this whip from me

 

[philreich]

BT would say we still have time.

Yeah but BT stands for Bloody Terrible.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Mrs T with a zoomie after todays loss

Yep - that's about how I feel atm

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.42 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 16.6.102

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah but BT stands for Bloody Terrible.

True.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Someone take this whip from me

But Wiggy likes it like that!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TARKS!

 

[Callums_Guns]

4 : 19.42 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 16.6.102

 

[Pugsley]

But Wiggy likes it like that!

He isn't the only one

 

[PhenomenalV1]

True.

Finally, something we agree on.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

4 : 19.42 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 16.6.102

**** you Tarkyn_24 you useless piece of shit

 

[por_please_ya]

BT had that great song

 

[gab213]

No one mentions the shot that Elton Johns Wig sprays less then a minute or so later.

Ok - I'll be the whipping boy for this disgraceful team individual loss

What a Guy

 

[philreich]

So Tarkyn_24 becomes the first player in Sweet FA history to kick 13 goals in a single game. I'm sure he'll be as humble as he always is .

 

[Pugsley]

Finally, something we agree on.

That's umpossible.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

So Tarkyn_24 becomes the first player in Sweet FA history to kick 13 goals in a single game. I'm sure he'll be as humble as he always is .

SM Hate I would like a thread. This time it doesn’t have to span two seasons

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Well done to you Tarkyn_24

13 IS AWESOME!

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.46 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by thewizardmelon.
4 : 19.52 {lW} - Nobody's checking Mrs Turbo.
4 : 19.57 {rHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 20 {rHFF} - U2tigers uses SM as a stepladder. Great mark.
4 : 20.02 {rHFF} - With the ball is U2tigers.
4 : 20.07 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 20.11 {FF} - Over the head of BRAB.
4 : 20.13 {FF} - Who wants it? BRAB does. Great stuff.
4 : 20.17 {FF} - BRAB ignores a lead to have a shot.
4 : 20.21 {FF} - What a goal.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 17.6.108
4 : 20.23 {C} - Giant Strides had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : 20.3 {rW} - Pugsley threads his way through traffic.
4 : 20.33 {rW} - Quick hands to thewizardmelon.
4 : 20.37 {rW} - thewizardmelon runs into Giant Strides and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 20.4 {C} - RU_ breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 20.44 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Tadpole.
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 20.5 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger takes off.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - por_please_ya sews Irish BlueBagger up in a fantastic tackle.
4 : 20.58 {CHF} - Itsmyshow has possession.
4 : 21 {CHF} - Great bump by King Tenz. Itsmyshow has not moved.
4 : 21.04 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 21.08 {rBP} - gab213 on the end of this.
4 : 21.1 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Irish BlueBagger.
4 : 21.15 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger can't mark but is able to control it.
4 : 21.17 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger to send the ball forward.
4 : 21.21 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to thewizardmelon.
4 : 21.25 {lBP} - No-look handpass to Over The Post.
4 : 21.27 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 21.31 {FB} - Quick hands to Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
4 : 21.35 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.37 {FB} - Passes to thewizardmelon by hand.
4 : 21.42 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.46 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running gab213.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to thewizardmelon.
4 : 21.52 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon bounces the ball.
4 : 21.56 {rW} - thewizardmelon touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 21.58 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Over The Post.
4 : 22.02 {rHFF} - Passes to thewizardmelon by hand.
4 : 22.06 {lFP} - A measured kick to kenneyswarriors.
4 : 22.08 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors and Riviat both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 22.12 {FB} - The ball is now with Biggie.
4 : 22.15 {FB} - He's brought down by BRAB.
4 : 22.19 {FF} - BRAB slowing down the play.
4 : 22.23 {FF} - A chance now for BRAB who kicks at goal.
4 : 22.25 {FF} - And a little dance from BRAB as the ball sails through.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 18.6.114
4 : 22.29 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from thewizardmelon.
4 : 22.35 {C} - Not enough pressure on Dingster.
4 : 22.39 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 22.43 {C} - Giant Strides gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 22.45 {C} - With the ball is RU_.
4 : 22.49 {rW} - A long looping handpass to Loonerty.
4 : 22.53 {rW} - Handpass to space. eth-dog runs onto it.
4 : 22.55 {CHF} - Itsmyshow presents on a long lead.
4 : 23 {CHF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 23.04 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger has possession.
4 : 23.06 {lHBF} - Irish BlueBagger bounces the ball.
4 : 23.1 {lW} - He has another one.
4 : 23.12 {lW} - Now has it got the carry?.
4 : 23.16 {lW} - Goal number 2 to Irish BlueBagger.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 19.6.120
4 : 23.21 {C} - Superb ruckwork from eth-dog.
4 : 23.27 {C} - RU_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 23.31 - <<< boncer34 is coming on to replace Riviat >>>
4 : 23.37 {C} - RU_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 23.41 {C} - RU_ takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 23.43 {lHFF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 23.47 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 23.51 {rHBF} - Quality gather by Wickzki.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - The runner is out on the ground - looks like a change.
4 : 23.57 - <<< boncer34 is trading places with larrikin >>>
4 : 24.04 {rHBF} - Wickzki wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.08 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 24.1 {CHB} - King Tenz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 24.14 {CHB} - King Tenz has possession.
4 : 24.18 {CHB} - Huge handpass to thewizardmelon. As good as a kick.
4 : 24.2 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Over The Post.
4 : 24.24 {lW} - He handpasses to Mrs Turbo.
4 : 24.28 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to U2tigers.
4 : 24.3 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 24.34 {rHFF} - U2tigers hits the ground running.
4 : 24.38 {FF} - BRAB takes off on a lead.
4 : 24.4 {FF} - Biggie did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 24.45 {FB} - Biggie assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 24.49 {lHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on SM to mark.
4 : 24.51 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 24.55 {lHBF} - SM takes off.
4 : 24.57 {lHBF} - Huge bump by U2tigers on SM.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 19.6.120
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Match Over!

 

[Pugsley]

Great work Tarkyn_24. Enormous effort.

 

[Tadpole]

When my younger son asked my age, I used to say 42.

That lasted for a good 10- 15 years

That is the answer to life, the universe, and everything after all.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I mean, we all know someone had to post this:

 

[Falconista]

4 : 19.42 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 25.16.166
Ophidian Old Boys : 16.6.102

I hope Huddo was on commentary.

Thirteen....THIRTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gab213]

SM Hate I would like a thread. This time it doesn’t have to span two seasons

Congrats but I reckon I would have kicked 14 in these conditions if I was actually playing at full-forward

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Great work Tarkyn_24. Enormous effort.

Thanks. I had to put up with the Dragons to get here so the recognition means a lot.

 

[Tadpole]

Yeah but BT stands for Bloody Terrible.

Truer words were never spoken.