Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: East Side Hawks v Ophidian Old Boys at The Eyrie

[Pugsley]

Yes and We still have one of those fur balls of yours...

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The vet asked me where it went.

 

[philreich]

Yeah, I'm old...



I was going to have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning but I'm having trouble making my mind up...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

[Pugsley]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

That's a different name for a bed.

 

[U2tigers]

Hi all, what have I missed this afternoon?

I hope no Old Boy has accepted an Avatar bet already.

 

[Over The Post]

Hi U2tigers !

I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...

 

[Pugsley]

Hi U2tigers !

I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...

That's the sweetest thing about it.

 

[TY24]

Bit like the Hawks in finals .

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Bit like the Hawks in finals .

I didn’t realise we simmed that far out

 

[BRAB]

Does anyone remember why I was so mean to Strigoi?

God you're a shit *ing poster. * off and never come back.

Strigoi is one of the worst posters I have ever seen. So glad the committee made the right decision.

To be clear, all your posts are ****ing shit

Dragons posters.

Why are you all pretending Strigoi is a good poster? Mindless gif spammer.

Shut up strigoi

Just hope strigoi does their ACL

 

[eth-dog]

How did this sneaky lot get above us on the ladder? Time to rectify that OOBs!

Hello Phoenices (that’s right, isn’t it eth-dog?)

Always look forward to a chance to ruck against Strigoi too!

Correct.

Also ew, Monday match thread

 

[por_please_ya]

Not a joke, someone recently told me por_please_ya had retired, when I questioned they said it was a mixup between posters

You wouldn’t be thinking of doing the unthinkable would you Porps?

Nah I'm not retiring anytime soon

 

[por_please_ya]

Howdy to ALL you Hawkes inc. and especially por_please_ya Callums_Guns PhenomenalV1

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Hey Mrs Turbo, how have you been?

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya will never retire. The league stops when they do

Nicest thing you've ever said to me, Brab.

 

[por_please_ya]

YES - we need more Babes!

edit: or Old Gals

Used to have a lot more
Morganashlee was one of them!

 

[RU_]

I should probably get involved the week after I kick 5 snags hey.

Tarkyn_24 did you know I kicked 5 goals after coming on the field to replace you?

 

[Over The Post]

Nicest thing you've ever said to me, Brab.

Nicest thing he's ever said to anyone, por_please_ya .

 

[Over The Post]

I once dated a one-legged girl who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

This is the only team i have yet to enjoy a victory against. Surely that will change this coming Sunday!

I got four qoals the last day and i plan on making it five this Sunday.

Finally beating the Phoenix sorry i mean Hawks, would be almost as good as winning the grand final almost.

 

[King Tenz]

Does anyone remember why I was so mean to Strigoi?

Strigoi is goated so I'm wondering why you were mean to her as well

Easily my favourite Dragon

 

[King Tenz]

We still running with this whole Hawks gimmick?

Will always be the Phoenix to me

 

[Over The Post]

^^^ this ^^^

Plus:

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

And we are the absolute worst. Please be gentle.

No we're a ruthless and ambitious qooty club with plans of dominating this league. You want charity then go organise a game with the Salvation army.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

The psychedelic pussy cat has just joined the party. We are the coolest cats in the league after all.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

There should be a rule against having to play opposite The Mongrel more than once a season.

There should also be a rule against playing the Coney Island Warriors more than once as well.

 

[TY24]

I once dated a one-legged girl who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

Am I allowed to laugh at this?