Official Match Thread Season 39 - Round 3: East Side Hawks vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie
TheGoatBaron
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We won dude
- Oct 19, 2020
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Phar Ace
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Thanks Eastside boys - see yall on the Westside!
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I thought we lost so I've changed up the gifs
Mobbs
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Great game of qooty Roys! Hawks pushed us hard especially in that last quarter, but we managed to stand tall!
Commiserations Hawks, you're getting closer to a win. We knew we couldn't go half-arsed with you lot, a proven danger team especially after last season's success, regardless your horror start to S39.
Phenomenal game by PhenomenalV1 . The Stotle Aristotle Pickett was a prime mover along with fitzroybowiedog today, and TheGoatBaron was irrepressible.
Classic game! Thanks MWPP
Commiserations Hawks, you're getting closer to a win. We knew we couldn't go half-arsed with you lot, a proven danger team especially after last season's success, regardless your horror start to S39.
Phenomenal game by PhenomenalV1 . The Stotle Aristotle Pickett was a prime mover along with fitzroybowiedog today, and TheGoatBaron was irrepressible.
Classic game! Thanks MWPP
- Oct 19, 2020
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Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Such an early match, still got the entire arvo to spend!
TY24
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The Majestic
Embracing the chaos.
I owe the Roys a poem since they beat us and played all over us so...
The Hawks showed up, all puffed with pride,
“We’re East Side’s best!” they loudly cried.
But the Roys just chuckled, tipped their caps,
And said, “Watch this—prepare for collapse.”
The ball was bounced, the game began,
The Hawks had a “master strategic plan.”
But the Roys weren’t buying the Hawks’ big talk,
They tackled hard and made them squawk.
A Roys midfielder, beer in hand,
Kicked a banana from fifty grand.
It sailed right through, the crowd went wild,
The Hawks looked on, completely riled.
The Hawks' full-forward lined up to score,
But slipped on the grass and hit the floor.
The Roys’ defenders burst out laughing,
While fans yelled, “Mate, stick to crafting!”
The Roys were everywhere, quick and sly,
While Hawks players tripped and wondered, “Why?”
Another snap, another goal,
The Hawks’ big dreams were taking a toll.
The coach of the Hawks screamed, “Tighten up, boys!”
But his team just stared at the dancing Roys.
The mascot squawked, “Don’t give up yet!”
But even he knew they’d lost the bet.
With seconds left, the Roys went bold,
Their ruckman snagged a screamer of gold.
The siren blew, the Roys had won,
The Hawks looked cooked, completely done.
And so, they sang in the Roys’ old pub,
“We smashed the Hawks—scrub-a-dub-dub!”
With beers in hand, they laughed till late,
While Hawks went home to contemplate.
The moral is simple, don’t count out the Roys—
They’re the chaos kings, the league’s loudest noise.
And on that day, they flew so high,
While the Hawks just flapped and waved goodbye.
The Hawks showed up, all puffed with pride,
“We’re East Side’s best!” they loudly cried.
But the Roys just chuckled, tipped their caps,
And said, “Watch this—prepare for collapse.”
The ball was bounced, the game began,
The Hawks had a “master strategic plan.”
But the Roys weren’t buying the Hawks’ big talk,
They tackled hard and made them squawk.
A Roys midfielder, beer in hand,
Kicked a banana from fifty grand.
It sailed right through, the crowd went wild,
The Hawks looked on, completely riled.
The Hawks' full-forward lined up to score,
But slipped on the grass and hit the floor.
The Roys’ defenders burst out laughing,
While fans yelled, “Mate, stick to crafting!”
The Roys were everywhere, quick and sly,
While Hawks players tripped and wondered, “Why?”
Another snap, another goal,
The Hawks’ big dreams were taking a toll.
The coach of the Hawks screamed, “Tighten up, boys!”
But his team just stared at the dancing Roys.
The mascot squawked, “Don’t give up yet!”
But even he knew they’d lost the bet.
With seconds left, the Roys went bold,
Their ruckman snagged a screamer of gold.
The siren blew, the Roys had won,
The Hawks looked cooked, completely done.
And so, they sang in the Roys’ old pub,
“We smashed the Hawks—scrub-a-dub-dub!”
With beers in hand, they laughed till late,
While Hawks went home to contemplate.
The moral is simple, don’t count out the Roys—
They’re the chaos kings, the league’s loudest noise.
And on that day, they flew so high,
While the Hawks just flapped and waved goodbye.
boncer34
Formerly "Dos23"
Town of Salem - Werewolf
Sweet F.A. Reigning Premiers - East Side Hawks Season 38 - SFA
Sweet FA 500 Games Played
The Scales Award for Essendon Poster of the Year
Essendon Player Sponsor 2022 - Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti and Archie Perkins
Essendon Player Sponsor 2024 - Archie Perkins and Nic Martin
Veteran
East Side Hawks - Sweet F.A.
Is there a mid-season trade window?
boncer34
Formerly "Dos23"
Town of Salem - Werewolf
Sweet F.A. Reigning Premiers - East Side Hawks Season 38 - SFA
Sweet FA 500 Games Played
The Scales Award for Essendon Poster of the Year
Essendon Player Sponsor 2022 - Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti and Archie Perkins
Essendon Player Sponsor 2024 - Archie Perkins and Nic Martin
Veteran
East Side Hawks - Sweet F.A.
3KZ is Football
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We would have won by more if I wasn’t pulled off early. I suppose we had to give them a fighting chance.
Great week #Gateauxhawks
NOW … TO THE BAKERY!!
Great week #Gateauxhawks
NOW … TO THE BAKERY!!
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
boncer34
Formerly "Dos23"
Town of Salem - Werewolf
Sweet F.A. Reigning Premiers - East Side Hawks Season 38 - SFA
Sweet FA 500 Games Played
The Scales Award for Essendon Poster of the Year
Essendon Player Sponsor 2022 - Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti and Archie Perkins
Essendon Player Sponsor 2024 - Archie Perkins and Nic Martin
Veteran
East Side Hawks - Sweet F.A.
You've wanted me at the Roys for years
Tarkyn_24
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Collingwood supporter shifts nervously
Tarkyn_24
Okeydoke7 is [redacted]
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Pfft you never used to
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
You remember the last time we were catching up and then I suggested you should cross to the Roys?
View attachment bonce_roys_talks.mp4
Fleabane
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Thanks for hosting us Callums_Guns and the Hawks! I had a few distractions it must be said but it was an enjoyable week from what I saw. Thanks for posting MWPP
As for the Roys ... that's just the way we roll.
As for the Roys ... that's just the way we roll.
Fleabane
🏆 S35 & S37 🏆
- Jul 22, 2021
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Who am I kidding? I have no idea if it's the way we roll. But what I do know is that we won! AGAIN!As for the Roys ... that's just the way we roll.
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Finally had time for the game looks like it's hard to get possessions when you're driving a car.
Any chance I got injured? No, just wasn't worthy of a spot in the team today. Or did I place a sneaky bet on the Hawks.
Any chance I got injured? No, just wasn't worthy of a spot in the team today. Or did I place a sneaky bet on the Hawks.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Fleabane reminiscing over another haul in the supporting forward role, on a river of Hawks tears.Thanks for hosting us Callums_Guns and the Hawks! I had a few distractions it must be said but it was an enjoyable week from what I saw. Thanks for posting MWPP
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As for the Roys ... that's just the way we roll.
I asked her what she thought of the result, and how she was staying afloat.
TheGoatBaron
Bigfooty’s Head Shake Officer
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At first I read that as irresponsible with some of my set shots. This would have been okay tooGreat game of qooty Roys! Hawks pushed us hard especially in that last quarter, but we managed to stand tall!
Commiserations Hawks, you're getting closer to a win. We knew we couldn't go half-arsed with you lot, a proven danger team especially after last season's success, regardless your horror start to S39.
Phenomenal game by PhenomenalV1 . The Stotle Aristotle Pickett was a prime mover along with fitzroybowiedog today, and TheGoatBaron was irrepressible.
Classic game! Thanks MWPP
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