Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Gold City Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

[Pugsley]

Who's up for a feed?

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That's a winner.

 

[thewizardmelon]

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I’m ****in’ in!

 

[Pugsley]

Hello is this Alcoholics Anonymous?



Yes it is.

I was wondering if you can tell me how to make a mojito.

 

[philreich]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

[krakouers]

I was wondering if you can tell me how to make a mojito.

Step one:
Find a man named mo

 

[krakouers]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Year 7 health studies has failed me badly then

 

[Brenton Davy]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

The back seat was never big enough to cause “accidents” for me and the missus…

 

[grumbleguts]

In news just to hand, a report has just been released by the Department for Headaches and Severe Migraine. In this report, it states that 90% of all parents are, or have been on aspirin, and 85% of them are women. Of this 85%, 20% are now on it, and 13% are now off it. 12% are on it on and off, 9% are off it off and on, 8% are often on it, 7% are often off it, 6% are off it and wish they were on it, and 4% are off it and on it so often, it doesn't really matter. 3% are don't knows, 2% are don't cares, 1% are no don'ts, and 1 lady was disqualified for ruining her entrance form.

76% of people are women according to this.

On another note, she offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all night long he was on her and off her.

 

[Robertio]

BFew and the Mrs thought the back seat was for different reasons

 

[Nothing]

26 pages. I'm taking the grumbleguts approach to the game thread.

 

[Brenton Davy]

26 pages. I'm taking the grumbleguts approach to the game thread.

Nice to see Nothing

I always enjoy seeing Nothing

 

[Robertio]

26 pages. I'm taking the grumbleguts approach to the game thread.

 

[Robertio]

Nice to see Nothing

I always enjoy seeing Nothing

Looks like we're getting nothing from Nothing.

 

[philreich]

Looks like we're getting nothing from Nothing.

I assume that Nothing watches Hogan's Heroes, because SGT Schulz knows Nothing.

 

[Pugsley]

26 pages. I'm taking the grumbleguts approach to the game thread.

So you've got Nothing?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

So you've got Nothing?

 

[grumbleguts]

It is exhilarating to see a young team perform like that.

It's exhilarating seeing a team with a black jumper with a yellow sash fending off without contacting the face.

 

[Cadsky]

It also mess’s with erectile dysfunction

Stop talking about my shortcomings, because i don't have any, we've already established this.

 

[okeydoke7]

We are going well okeydoke7 and glad to see you are still up and about as I would have thought carrying that huge CV of yours would have stuffed your back up by now

Not just the weight of the huge CV.

Carrying the entire Sweet FA on my shoulders for many years back in my peak certainly did its damage.

But I have the best back in the business. A resilient back. A strong back. It still feels like a young back. There’s never been a better back.

Even when I was named the Sweet FA MVP when I was playing as Centre Half Back. Even okeydoke7 playing as a back wasn’t as good a back as my back.

 

[okeydoke7]

I made my debut around 16 years ago.

31 seasons ago.

Wild. Does that make me…a…VETERAN?

 

[grumbleguts]

I assume that Nothing watches Hogan's Heroes, because SGT Schulz knows Nothing.

The only German in that show was Jewish (Werner Kemplerer - Colonel Klink) who insisted that if he had to play a German soldier in the Nazi regime he always came off looking like an imbecile.
John Banner who played Schultz was also Jewish, but born in Austria, and considered himself an American. Despite constantly knowing nothing, he studied for a law degree.

 

[philreich]

The only German in that show was Jewish (Werner Kemplerer - Colonel Klink) who insisted that if he had to play a German soldier in the Nazi regime he always came off looking like an imbecile.
John Banner who played Schultz was also Jewish, but born in Austria, and considered himself an American. Despite constantly knowing nothing, he studied for a law degree.

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I like that episode where Klink says to Hogan, "They used to call me The Eagle." Hogan replies, "Why - because you knew how to fly, or because you were bald?"

 

[grumbleguts]

They don't make 'em like that anymore. I like that episode where Klink says to Hogan, "They used to call me The Eagle." Hogan replies, "Why - because you knew how to fly, or because you were bald?"

My favourite episodes are the one where they convince Klink and the Gestapo that the war is over, and the one Hogan kidnaps Burkholter (sp) in order to exchange him for an underground agent the Germans have captured and instead finds that it's Klink he's kidnapped.

 

[Dingster]

Hi okeydoke7. I reckon one of your best seasons was at the Wonders with Elton Johns Wig and me. Kicked goals and your posting was on point. Here's to a good week.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

26 pages. I'm taking the grumbleguts approach to the game thread.

Me too, is Kangaroo flat the only place in Vic where there is no give way to pedestrian law ?

****ing w***ers, ****ing P platers should at least have had there test recently,