Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Gold City Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

[Pugsley]

And your kittens will look like me

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I just mix my own highballs... buying Bourbon/TN whiskey plus a few cans of mixers has got to be cheaper than the prepackaged cocktails. Plus, you get to choose your own whiskey. (I gave up on Jack Daniels after they diluted their recipe from 45% ABV to 40% about 15 years ago.)

Yeah, been mixing my own for years, just had a oh footys on I should have a little sip, had forgotten about buying a do it yourself bottle actually.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Especially in my.....leave it Pugsley.

Your dotage ?

 

[Pugsley]

Your dotage ?

Yes

 

[DemurePrincess]

When the TV remote falls on the floor, use your mobile phone cord as a lassue to pick it up.


See me for more fitness tips.

What mobile phone cord…. Do you keep yours on a leash or something? Explain further please

 

[thewizardmelon]

specially now that there is a big hole in my TV

Let’s start a petition to replace Kenneys TV! Surely the Royals could afford their spare change

 

[thewizardmelon]

A better effort from Carlton than last week but the Hawks were a bit too strong in the end.

Congratulations anyway Fleabane Hawthorn are looking good already even at this early stage!

There's still plenty of footy to be played yet but the fear now is that we could be winless from our first four games after we play the Pies.

Anyway the mighty OOBs should definitely get back to winning ways on Sunday!

Simply can’t have both teams lose, therefore the OOB must be due!

 

[thewizardmelon]

It's an Australian institution

So is the OOB’s winning silverware

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

There was a fire at the St Kilda headquarters in Moorabbin. Someone then said what about the cups?

Don't worry it didn't affect the kitchen was the reply.

 

[Pugsley]

What mobile phone cord…. Do you keep yours on a leash or something? Explain further please

That is the question

 

[DemurePrincess]

That is the question


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I had to google this and omg! Imagine wearing this


Clearly you do bc you knew what a lasso cord was

Edit - I bet yours is studded

 

[Pugsley]

I had to google this and omg! Imagine wearing this

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Clearly you do bc you knew what a lasso cord was

Edit - I bet yours is studded

Otherwise known as a choker chain.

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Pretty much…

 

[Brenton Davy]

What mobile phone cord…. Do you keep yours on a leash or something? Explain further please

You know you’re old when you’ve got one of these

 

[Brenton Davy]

Let’s start a petition to replace Kenneys TV! Surely the Royals could afford their spare change

I suspect we’ve got a few old flatscreens tucked away somewhere that have become more than 6 months old. I’ll see what we’ve got. Always here to help the less fortunate

 

[philreich]

There was a fire at the St Kilda headquarters in Moorabbin. Someone then said what about the cups?

Don't worry it didn't affect the kitchen was the reply.

There was a dust storm in Moorabbin earlier today. Investigators later discovered that someone had accidentally left the St. Kilda trophy cabinet open.

 

[philreich]

Someone just knocked on our door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

 

[Pugsley]

You know you’re old when you’ve got one of these

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My father thinks the answer to everything is his 3 iron.

Going for a drive, bring the 3 iron.
Unexpected visitor at the door, bring the 3 iron.
Remote control fell on the floor, wifey bring me the 3 iron.

 

[Pugsley]

There was a dust storm in Moorabbin earlier today. Investigators later discovered that someone had accidentally left the St. Kilda trophy cabinet open.

Ross needed to wash his clothes as well.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

That’s the number of pints you’d need lol

Also, thinking about it, wouldn't need that many..........

IF YOU HIT IT FROM THE BACK

 

[Pugsley]

Also, thinking about it, wouldn't need that many..........

IF YOU HIT IT FROM THE BACK

This is true

 

[Brenton Davy]

My father thinks the answer to everything is his 3 iron.

Going for a drive, bring the 3 iron.
Unexpected visitor at the door, bring the 3 iron.
Remote control fell on the floor, wifey bring me the 3 iron.

Does that mean he can’t hit it out on the course??

 

[Brenton Davy]

Someone just knocked on our door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Hope you got the glass back…

 

[Over The Post]

Intelligence now there is another argument

Speaker Mike Johnson from Louisnana is one of the driving forces behind gutting the US Dept of Education.

Yes, Louisnana.

 

[Over The Post]

Just wanted to say how nice it is to see Mofra getting his job back.