Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Gold City Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

[grumbleguts]

How f**king stupid are commentators?

This is Dwayne Russel to a T

3 : 2.35 {lW} - Almost a throw to grumbleguts.
3 : 2.4 {CHF} - The kick seeks out okeydoke7.

 

[King Tenz]

4 : 18.17 {FF} - Haha Brenton Davy completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Gold City Royals : 17.13.115
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.5.77
4 : 18.25 {FB} - BRAB takes off.
4 : 18.3 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily Tigerturbulance was well placed to clean up.
4 : 18.34 {lBP} - He has a bounce.
4 : 18.38 {rHBF} - He rewards the King Tenz lead.
4 : 18.42 {rHBF} - Over the head of King Tenz.
4 : 18.48 {rHBF} - King Tenz hits the ground running.
4 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Robertio receives his handpass.
4 : 18.57 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Tigerturbulance.
4 : 19.01 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 19.05 {rW} - A long looping handpass to tigerland_1720.
4 : 19.09 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of thewizardmelon.
4 : 19.13 {lHFF} - Spoilt by raskolnikov.
4 : 19.17 {lHFF} - thewizardmelon streaming down the ground.
4 : 19.21 {lHFF} - thewizardmelon bombs it into the forward line.
4 : 19.25 {lHFF} - thewizardmelon wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Gold City Royals : 17.13.115
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.6.78
4 : 19.34 {FB} - TasSixer with the ball now.
4 : 19.38 {rHBF} - Long raking kick in the direction of raskolnikov.
4 : 19.42 {rHBF} - raskolnikov is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 19.46 {rHBF} - raskolnikov with a little space.
4 : 19.5 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Crimson Azure.
4 : 19.54 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 19.58 {C} - He kicks towards Ulahoopski and Hoos.
4 : 20.02 {C} - Ulahoopski can't mark but is able to control it.
4 : 20.07 {C} - Ulahoopski looking for a lead.
4 : 20.11 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Membling.
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Over The Post is in the way and will mark.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - So Over The Post ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 20.23 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 20.27 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Over The Post.
4 : 20.31 {lW} - Brought down by hotchilli.
4 : 20.36 {rW} - Now hotchilli has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.4 {rW} - Quick hands to Crimson Azure.
4 : 20.44 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo presents.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - What a shocking kick - straight to King Tenz.
4 : 20.58 {CHB} - Braklet slowing down the play.
4 : 21.02 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Pugsley to mark.
4 : 21.06 {rW} - grumbleguts gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 21.1 {lW} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
4 : 21.15 {lW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 21.19 {lW} - grumbleguts has latched onto a torp!.
4 : 21.23 {lW} - grumbleguts kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Gold City Royals : 18.13.121
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.6.78
4 : 21.27 {C} - Winning the bounce is Tigerturbulance.
4 : 21.35 {rW} - Pugsley takes off.
4 : 21.39 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 21.43 {CHF} - Nothing will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 21.47 {lHBF} - krakouers tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 21.52 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Cadsky is up to the challenge.
4 : 21.56 {C} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 22 {C} - Ulahoopski and Hoos both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 22.04 {C} - Its hard and tough but Hoos wins possession.
4 : 22.08 {rW} - Quick hands to Pugsley.
4 : 22.12 {lW} - Quick hands to philreich.
4 : 22.16 {lW} - philreich bounces the ball.
4 : 22.21 {lW} - philreich is tackled beautifully by hotchilli.
4 : 22.25 {rW} - hotchilli threads his way through traffic.
4 : 22.29 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Crimson Azure.
4 : 22.33 {C} - He handpasses to Ulahoopski.
4 : 22.37 {C} - Ulahoopski sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 22.41 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to GreyCrow.
4 : 22.45 {rHFF} - Membling receives his handpass.
4 : 22.49 {FF} - A short kick to Brenton Davy.
4 : 22.53 {FF} - Brenton Davy can't mark. The_Kraken can.
4 : 23 {FB} - The_Kraken dances around Brenton Davy.
4 : 23.04 {CHB} - Flicks it to Tigerturbulance.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - He elects to use Over The Post and kicks in that direction.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Membling.
4 : 23.16 {lHBF} - Over The Post sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 23.21 {C} - Hoos calls for it.
4 : 23.25 {C} - Ulahoopski takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 23.28 {C} - Ulahoopski dances around Hoos.
4 : 23.32 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 23.37 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 23.41 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Uncle_Leo does. Great stuff.
4 : 23.45 {lHFF} - Quick hands to GreyCrow under pressure.
4 : 23.49 {FF} - A short kick to Brenton Davy.
4 : 23.53 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 23.57 {FF} - Brenton Davy assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 24.01 - <<< Mr Cheese is coming on to replace grumbleguts >>>
4 : 24.1 {FF} - Brenton Davy breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 24.14 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
4 : 24.18 {FF} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
Gold City Royals : 19.13.127
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.6.78
4 : 24.22 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
4 : 24.3 {rW} - Pugsley looks downfield.
4 : 24.34 - <<< kenneyswarriors is coming on to replace Irish BlueBagger >>>
4 : 24.43 {rW} - Pugsley with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 24.47 {rW} - Free kick for too high!.
4 : 24.51 {C} - Ulahoopski with the ball now.
4 : 24.55 {C} - Ulahoopski bounces the ball.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals : 19.13.127
Ophidian Old Boys : 12.6.78
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Match Over!

Pain.

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks for the week Royals. Not our day team and thanks for posting MWPP.

 

[Brenton Davy]

T’was a good week OOB’s! Strange at times, but good. Better luck going forward and thanks also to MWPP for posting

 

[Golumless]

It's the stupidest name for a team in the history of team names. It's up there with the mighty ducks.

I will hear no abuse for the mighty Anaheim Ducks. The best hockey team within 3 yards of Anaheim.

 

[Robertio]

 

[philreich]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v OOB

                       OOB
hotchilli                   Mr Cheese                TasSixer
Harvey Manfrenjensenden     gab213                   JuddgementDay

raskolnikov                 Nothing                  krakouers
kenneyswarriors             Dingster                 sabso

Membling                    Ulahoopski               grumbleguts
philreich                   Elton Johns Wig          Pugsley

Smartys Power               okeydoke7                Uncle_Leo
Over The Post               Braklet                  King Tenz

CakeEater                   Brenton Davy             Memphis
BRAB                        thewizardmelon           The_Kraken
                            GCR

GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Cadsky, Crimson Azure
OOB Foll : Tigerturbulance, Irish BlueBagger, Robertio

GCR INT : Golumless, Footypie32
OOB INT : Hoos, tigerland_1720

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: hotchilli grumbleguts GreyCrow Cadsky Crimson Azure
Ophidian Old Boys: philreich Tigerturbulance Irish BlueBagger

[Round 8], Conditions for this match - WARM

Wow - I'm normally one of the players to watch about as often as the Warriors win finals.

 

[grumbleguts]

I will hear no abuse for the mighty Anaheim Ducks. The best hockey team within 3 yards of Anaheim.

Lucky you're not within ear shot then, because that means you have to read it.

 

[Robertio]

Thanks for the week Royals way too good today and thanks MWPP for posting.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

thanks for posting MWPP
thanks for the week royals and don't forget to get the sh!tter in stall 3 fixed

bad luck OOBs the sim is a fickle beast, lets head back to Spotswood and drown our sorrows at Robertio Guinness Bar

 

[sabso]

Tbf if it wasn’t for Brenton Davy it’d be a draw

Congrats quarter pounders you were too good. Thank you MWPP for posting the game.

 

[sabso]

They need to interview the captains after the match.

Oh wait

 

[philreich]

Too good Royals - congrats on the win. All the best for the rest of the season.

Two more games until our bye OOB's, and we need 2 wins to keep our season on track!!!

 

[JuddgementDay]

Well done Royals - simply too good for us

 

[Pugsley]

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thanks for posting MWPP
thanks for the week royals and don't forget to get the sh!tter in stall 3 fixed

bad luck OOBs the sim is a fickle beast, lets head back to Spotswood and drown our sorrows at Robertio Guinness Bar

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Thanks Dad.

 

[Dingster]

15 possies, 8 marks, 2 goals from CHF. Who's missus to I get tonight?

 

[Dingster]

Grats on the win chockies and thanks for your time MWPP tho when I wasn't ripping Nothing a new one I was watching our Darling destroy go Dees.

 

[DemurePrincess]

15 possies, 8 marks, 2 goals from CHF. Who's missus to I get tonight?

 

[okeydoke7]

Brenton Davy 8 isn’t bad

 

[Brenton Davy]

Brenton Davy 8 isn’t bad

Yeah, not bad I guess…

 

[Cadsky]

Congrats on your win old boys. See ya next time

 

[Braklet]

There had to be some overlap. OVERLAP. OVERLAP
And we all know what overlap means.

So, how they hangin', Cousin Grumbly?

 

[Braklet]

I've skipped an OOB thread or two myself in the past

It's good that you're brave enough to publicly acknowledge your campaignership...

 

[Braklet]

So watched a bit of soccer, that was wonderful, who does Beckham play for ? maybe that will be a better game, I've heard he can kick a goal, has to be better than this 0-0 draw crap anyway, little wonder the fans beat each other up, nothing else to do at a game.

Exactly

 

[Braklet]

I am very tired

I understand that "Peruvian nose candy" can sometimes help with situations like yours?

You can just say "it's crushed aspirin" if the qumpires see you.