Official Match Thread Season 39, Round Two - Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Dinsdale]

Thanks Gumbos, thanks MWPP
Good banter week, sim went simmed us as the sim does.

 

[GWS Goose]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs GUM SENIORS
CIW               5    2        8    3        11   5        15   6    96      
GUM               3    2        8    4        11   5        17   8    110     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GUM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
brian_muz   0  2  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  DinoSoar     0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
Moo         0  6  0  4  3  0  1  0  0   35  bone2468     0  2  2  8  1  0  0  0  0   32
Mofra       0  5  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   20  StFly        0  0  0  1  1  0  0  0  0    6
Sandgroper  0  5  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   34  NSWCROW      0  8  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   58
TheInjuryF  0  5  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   33  CatToTheFu   0  3  5  5  1  1  0  0  0   39
JHF1870     0  7  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   35  The_Wookie   0  1  6  6  1  0  2  0  0   31
FootyGuy13  0  11 4  10 1  0  0  0  0   69  nobbyiscoo   0  6  5  6  0  1  0  1  0   52
Piggy Smal  0  6  3  9  2  0  1  0  0   50  Supercheap   0  11 4  6  0  1  1  2  0   67
Barrybran   0  9  1  9  1  0  1  1  0   55  ossie_21     0  7  1  7  2  0  1  0  0   43
jannissary  0  8  6  16 1  2  0  2  0   92  Brick Loos   0  7  8  6  0  0  0  1  2   65
Riviat      0  6  0  2  0  0  0  1  1   29  UncleImpai   0  6  7  11 2  0  0  2  0   81
Raveneyes   0  6  4  8  1  1  0  2  1   64  HotPiesWit   0  4  4  5  1  1  0  0  0   39
Dinsdale    0  6  2  6  0  1  2  2  1   44  Mop          0  2  0  0  1  0  0  1  1   17
The Filth   0  3  0  0  2  0  0  2  1   30  beez         0  7  2  1  1  0  2  6  1   64
toxic       0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22  Aucklander   0  5  1  0  1  0  0  4  1   47
pantskyle   16 5  0  7  5  2  1  1  1   71  Falconista   13 12 0  5  4  2  0  0  1   78
Tonga Bob   0  13 0  6  11 3  0  2  0  110  GWS Goose    0  12 0  9  4  0  4  0  1   59
zackah      0  3  0  8  3  4  2  0  0   35  cats_09      0  7  0  10 4  4  1  0  0   58
spudmaster  0  3  0  2  1  1  0  0  0   18  Dory_77      0  3  3  10 0  0  3  0  1   30
Reginald P  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  eDPS         0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            CIW   GUM
Hitouts   : 16   13
Kicks     : 112  109
Marks     : 31   57
Handballs : 105  107
Tackles   : 31   25
Frees For : 14   10
Frees Ag. : 10   14
Smothers  : 1    0
Ironouts  : 6    10
Inside50  : 13   19
Goals     : 15   17
Behinds   : 6    8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.01 - Behind to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
5.19 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 7 point(s).
6.49 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 13 point(s).
9.32 - Goal to Aucklander (GUM) - CIW by 7 point(s).
11.17 - Behind to Aucklander (GUM) - CIW by 6 point(s).
12.31 - Rushed behind to GUM - CIW by 5 point(s).
13.16 - Goal to UncleImpairedRetina (GUM) - GUM by 1 point(s).
16.4 - Goal to beez (GUM) - GUM by 7 point(s).
18.59 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - GUM by 6 point(s).
19.44 - Goal to Riviat (CIW) - scores level.
21.53 - Goal to jannissary (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
22.58 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 12 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.13 - Behind to Dory_77 (GUM) - CIW by 11 point(s).
3.13 - Goal to Aucklander (GUM) - CIW by 5 point(s).
4.27 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 11 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to beez (GUM) - CIW by 5 point(s).
10.46 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 11 point(s).
11.11 - Goal to Supercheapgiants (GUM) - CIW by 5 point(s).
12.4 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 6 point(s).
16.43 - Behind to Falconista (GUM) - CIW by 5 point(s).
18.28 - Goal to Mop (GUM) - GUM by 1 point(s).
23.22 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 5 point(s).
24.3 - Goal to Aucklander (GUM) - GUM by 1 point(s).

Third Quarter :
3.52 - Goal to Brick Loosener (GUM) - GUM by 7 point(s).
6.58 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GUM by 6 point(s).
8.01 - Goal to jannissary (CIW) - scores level.
8.33 - Goal to Supercheapgiants (GUM) - GUM by 6 point(s).
11.5 - Goal to toxic (CIW) - scores level.
14.39 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
15.35 - Rushed behind to GUM - CIW by 5 point(s).
17.1 - Goal to beez (GUM) - GUM by 1 point(s).
21.19 - Behind to Riviat (CIW) - scores level.

Final Quarter :
1.38 - Goal to beez (GUM) - GUM by 6 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to beez (GUM) - GUM by 12 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to Aucklander (GUM) - GUM by 18 point(s).
7.01 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GUM by 12 point(s).
9.22 - Goal to beez (GUM) - GUM by 18 point(s).
9.51 - Behind to pantskyle (CIW) - GUM by 17 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - GUM by 11 point(s).
11.41 - Goal to nobbyiscool (GUM) - GUM by 17 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to Barrybran (CIW) - GUM by 11 point(s).
14.31 - Goal to toxic (CIW) - GUM by 5 point(s).
15.37 - Behind to Brick Loosener (GUM) - GUM by 6 point(s).
16.16 - Behind to Mop (GUM) - GUM by 7 point(s).
20.08 - Goal to UncleImpairedRetina (GUM) - GUM by 13 point(s).
24.14 - Behind to beez (GUM) - GUM by 14 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
brian_muz            0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (On) 15.02 (Off) 15.31 (On) Total : 99%
Moo                  0 (On) 3.05 (Off) 15.02 (On) Total : 88%
Sandgroper007        0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
JHF1870              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran            0 (On) Total : 100%
jannissary           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
Riviat               0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
toxic                0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) 25.14 (Off) Total : 25%
zackah               0 (Off) 3.05 (On) 15.31 (Off) 25.14 (On) Total : 86%
Reginald Perrin      0 (Off) Total : 0%

GUM
DinoSoar             0 (On) Total : 100%
bone2468             0 (On) Total : 100%
HotPiesWithSauce     0 (On) 50.38 (Off) 78.38 (On) Total : 72%
NSWCROW              0 (On) Total : 100%
CatToTheFuture       0 (On) Total : 100%
The_Wookie           0 (On) Total : 100%
nobbyiscool          0 (On) Total : 100%
Supercheapgiants     0 (On) Total : 100%
ossie_21             0 (On) Total : 100%
Brick Loosener       0 (On) Total : 100%
UncleImpairedRetina  0 (On) Total : 100%
Dory_77              0 (On) 78.38 (Off) Total : 78%
Mop                  0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Aucklander           0 (On) Total : 100%
Falconista           0 (On) Total : 100%
GWS Goose            0 (On) Total : 100%
cats_09              0 (On) Total : 100%
StFly                0 (Off) 50.38 (On) Total : 49%
eDPS                 0 (Off) Total : 0%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In a bit of an exhibition, Aucklander massacred brian_muz. - 71m from 9 to 80.
• Toe to toe throughout, Barrybran and nobbyiscool were evenly matched. - 90m from 0 to 90.
• In quite a tussle, Brick Loosener had the better of JHF1870. - 92m from 6 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, cats_09 and spudmaster were evenly matched. - 24m from 1 to 25.
• In an epic battle, zackah beat cats_09 today - but not by much. - 68m from 27 to 95.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, CatToTheFuture came out tops over the brave Dinsdale. - 60m from 1 to 61.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, CatToTheFuture did well against Riviat. - 34m from 63 to 97.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, DinoSoar was easily the winner in the clash with toxic. - 87m from 2 to 89.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Dinsdale was easily the winner in the clash with StFly. - 22m from 64 to 86.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Sandgroper007 and Dory_77 were evenly matched. - 69m from 9 to 78.
• In an epic battle, pantskyle and Falconista were evenly matched. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In an enthralling contest, FootyGuy13 was slightly more polished than ossie_21. - 89m from 0 to 89.
• In a resume-material performance, Tonga Bob was easily the winner in the clash with GWS Goose. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, HotPiesWithSauce exposed Riviat's frailties. - 43m from 2 to 45.
• Despite neither player having much impact, HotPiesWithSauce was easily the winner in the clash with Sandgroper007. - 19m from 79 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mofra won the bout with beez. - 3m from 8 to 11.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Mop gave Mofra a bit of a touch-up. - 64m from 33 to 97.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, beez massacred Moo. - 83m from 16 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, zackah and Mop were hard to separate - though zackah was slightly more effective. - 0m from 11 to 11.
• Toe to toe throughout, not much between NSWCROW and Raveneyes - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 94m from 3 to 97.
• In an epic battle, Supercheapgiants and Piggy Smalls were well-matched - there was no victor. - 96m from 0 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, StFly had the better of Riviat. - 1m from 51 to 52.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, bone2468 came out tops over the brave The Filth Wizard. - 87m from 2 to 89.
• In quite a display, UncleImpairedRetina exposed TheInjuryFactory's frailties. - 88m from 12 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, jannissary exposed The_Wookie's frailties. - 95m from 1 to 96.

Obviously Tonga Bob was sent to me in a tagging role. His 11 tackles will get him Mobbs Votes but the Gumbies take the premiership points.
I wish I was more of a team player and could be better at pretending I'm happy about that.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

In quite a display, UncleImpairedRetina exposed TheInjuryFactory's frailties. - 88m from 12 to 100.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Good win lads, that got a bit nerve wracking for a moment at the end there!

 

[Hydatina Physis]

UncleImpai 0 6 7 11 2 0 0 2 0 81

Highest rated Gumbie. Can I play on TIF every week? Absolute doddle.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Thanks Mwerps. Always look after us.

 

[spudmaster]

spudmaster 0 (On) 25.14 (Off) Total : 25%

Wasn't interested in playing anyway



Congrats on the win and thanks for the enjoyable week, Gumbies. Best of luck in the weeks ahead.

Thanks for posting MWPP - appreciated.

2 : .14 - <<< @zackah is coming on to replace @spudmaster >>>

A new low point in my rather short Qooty Qareer zackah

 

[jannissary]

led by example Tonga Bob, but i'm afraid we need more nights in the pub and less on the field

 

[cats_09]

beez with a lazy 6 goals - we always knew he was reliable in the forward half

 

[Mesc]

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Thanks for the week warriors, haven't enjoyed a thread as much as I have this one in a while.

Cheers

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thanks for stopping by this week Gums, sim loved you more but I think you're alright. Enjoy the season.

Thanks MWPP for delivering a poo result in a not-as-poo way. Enjoy the season.

Well Wazzas the 8-season wait to start a season 2-0 goes on for another one. Onwards and upward, upwards and sideways and always twirling, twirling, twirling.

 

[Supercheapgiants]

 

[FootyGuy13]

Still not the best Gumbie

 

[CatToTheFuture]

beez with a lazy 6 goals - we always knew he was reliable in the forward half

I may have only kicked the ball 3 times but I feel like I deserve equal credit

 

[cats_09]

Cheers for a fun week Warriors and good luck for the rest of your season

Thanks for posting MWPP - if this is going to be a standard result for Gumbies games please return next week

And thought that Captain Falconista for some great tactical decisions with today's match, with credit to CatToTheFuture for his 5 marks which will most likely be 5 more than I take for the entire season

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Did we win?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

In quite a display, UncleImpairedRetina exposed TheInjuryFactory's frailties. - 88m from 12 to 100.

 

[zackah]

Did we win?

Yes lets go with that

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Did we win?

 

[GWS Goose]

Did we win?

You spent a week with us, so you are winning at life.

However you lost the Qooty

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Thanks Wahs, good week all around. Respectfully tho, I do not feel like returning here, so please do not attempt a pinch.

 

[beez]

Shone when it mattered.

Just call me Mr Stamina.

I shall pop more of those little blue pills in the future.

 

[Moo]

beez you’ve inspired me.

I’m dropping down to a pack a day.