Society & Culture Seinfeld

[Damon_3388]

 

[Hipster Doofus]

That raisins tidbit in the pilot double episode is one of the greatest and most inane things Seinfeld did. Genius.

 

[billywhizz]

What is with the Yankees? They look like they're having trouble running, they can't move!

 

[Max_very_well]

Love it!! Underrated character

 

[hayes]

We have to deal with the doubt Susan. The doubt, MUST be dealt with!!

 

[Damon_3388]

Just saw this on TV1. One of the funniest scenes in the series.

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[hayes]

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes I don't know what the hell's going on here!

 

[King Elvis]

Vale Kruger.

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[Xtreme]

I heard the proper song today and had a giggle

 

[Damon_3388]

Frank you based god.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

 

[Xtreme]

^ I use the it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm quote when beginning to describe a story about my recent daily adventures to friends I have not seen in a while

 

[Richo is God]

 

[placebo]

 

[Flash of power]

Seinfeld is back, looks like from the beginning

Here we go again

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Long but very underrated scene. George enjoying lying about his life and Jerry trying to stump him

JERRY: Well, I... [sees George]
GEORGE: Oh my god, oh my god.. Jerry!
JERRY: I'm sorry?
GEORGE: George, George Costanza!
JERRY: Oh, George Costanza, Kennedy High
GEORGE: Yes yes yes. This is unbelievable.
DUNCAN: Hi, George
GEORGE: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't tell me, don't tell me. It starts with a.... Duncan! Oh, wow, this is something. I haven't seen you guys in what, twenty years?
JERRY: This is Lois.
LOIS: Hi dear
GEORGE: So what have you been doing with yourself?
JERRY: I'm a comedian.
GEORGE: Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah
GEORGE: It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah. Well... you really went bald there, didn't you?
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah.
JERRY: You really used to have a think full head of hair.
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28... right around the time I made my first million. You know what they say. The first million is the hardest one!
JERRY: Yeah, yeah.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect.
LOIS: Have you designed any buildings in New York?
GEORGE: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
LOIS: You did that?
GEORGE: Yep. And it didn't take very long either.
JERRY: Well you've really built yourself up into something.
GEORGE: Well, well, I had a dream Jerry.
JERRY: Well, one cannot help but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this?
GEORGE: Well, I like to stay in touch with the people.
JERRY: Ah, you know you have a hole in your sneaker there. What is that canvas?

 

[hayes]

Long but very underrated scene. George enjoying lying about his life and Jerry trying to stump him

JERRY: Well, I... [sees George]
GEORGE: Oh my god, oh my god.. Jerry!
JERRY: I'm sorry?
GEORGE: George, George Costanza!
JERRY: Oh, George Costanza, Kennedy High
GEORGE: Yes yes yes. This is unbelievable.
DUNCAN: Hi, George
GEORGE: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't tell me, don't tell me. It starts with a.... Duncan! Oh, wow, this is something. I haven't seen you guys in what, twenty years?
JERRY: This is Lois.
LOIS: Hi dear
GEORGE: So what have you been doing with yourself?
JERRY: I'm a comedian.
GEORGE: Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah
GEORGE: It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah. Well... you really went bald there, didn't you?
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah.
JERRY: You really used to have a think full head of hair.
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28... right around the time I made my first million. You know what they say. The first million is the hardest one!
JERRY: Yeah, yeah.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect.
LOIS: Have you designed any buildings in New York?
GEORGE: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
LOIS: You did that?
GEORGE: Yep. And it didn't take very long either.
JERRY: Well you've really built yourself up into something.
GEORGE: Well, well, I had a dream Jerry.
JERRY: Well, one cannot help but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this?
GEORGE: Well, I like to stay in touch with the people.
JERRY: Ah, you know you have a hole in your sneaker there. What is that canvas?

Yep such an underrated scene. I love how he spends so much time trying to stump him that he forgets they're meant to be on the same team!

 

[ManWithNoName]

"Didn't take very long either"

Lose it every time at that line

 

[Damon_3388]

Seinfeld is back, looks like from the beginning

Here we go again

Season One is so bizarre compared to what came after.

 

[ManWithNoName]

The Seinfeld2000 Instagram is the greatest thing of all time.

 

[Damon_3388]

"It's just so much fluff."

 

[Richard Cranium]

"You're a cashier!"