State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Western Australia v Vic Country at Perth Stadium

[Jabba73]

Add a conti roll for a breakfast of champions

That is not a breakfast item, it is a main meal

 

[Wosh]

If there's a melee Sunday we know who instigated it...




...Psyche! It's always the opposition's fault. Get 'em Wosh!

 

[Jabba73]

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[krakouers]

Never heard of a conti roll, seems a WA specialty.

Once we're done on Sunday it's going to be renamed a Count roll.

No, that’s where we take a Sesame Street character and push him down a hill…
It’s the accent

 

[FootyGuy13]

So for my first game as co-captain, I get Purple Jess as my opponent.

Pie 4 Life We seems we've been allowed to have 2 Full-Forwards this game.

 

[Jabba73]

It’s the opposition team who are the Counts. That’s what we hear the crowd chanting every match anyway…

 

[Jabba73]

No, that’s where we take a Sesame Street character and push him down a hill…
It’s the accent

Ironically, it is a similar sound to this

Don't forget the Swedish Chefs favourite place. Boort! Boort! Boort!

 

[DragoDelph]

The lack of a Use By date is fitting as it should not be used at all.

It’s immortal

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I have enjoyed bonding with my Vic Country team mates and especially impressed with our Captain Pie 4 Life forward thinking in getting us to make a big batch of Vic Country Moonshine in preparation for our celebration over the sandgropers.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

I have enjoyed bonding with my Vic Country team mates and especially impressed with our Captain Pie 4 Life forward thinking in getting us to make a big batch of Vic Country Moonshine in preparation for our celebration over the sandgropers.

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Looks like we’re staying in a five star WA hotel in the background too!

 

[Falconista]

Looks like we’re staying in a five star WA hotel in the background too!

It's called a donga, Pie.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Interesting fact about the state we are playing

In 1933 Western Australia held a state referendum to secede from Australia. Western Australians voted yes and a petition of secession was sent to the British Parliament. The British Parliament decided it did not have the power to grant secession. As a result, Western Australia remained part of Australia.

Just for that alone Vic Country need to smash these splitters

 

[FootyGuy13]

Interesting fact about the state we are playing

In 1933 Western Australia held a state referendum to secede from Australia. Western Australians voted yes and a petition of secession was sent to the British Parliament. The British Parliament decided it did not have the power to grant secession. As a result, Western Australia remained part of Australia.

Just for that alone Vic Country need to smash these splitters

So you're telling me that WA lost a war to emus, then failed to WAxit because they filed their complaint to the wrong department?

They can't even lose correctly.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Spoiler: WA XX

WA Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Vic Country

B: DenieD / JoshWoodenSpoon / Purple Jesus
HB: TY24 / Ljp86 / omgfridge
C: Barrybran / DragoDelph / Falconista
HF: serial_thrilla / Tarkyn_24 / Freofalcon
F: Nothing / Tonga Bob / krakouers
FOLL: BLUEALLTHRU / MWPP / TheInjuryFactory

INT: Greenery / Matera92

Debutants:

Purple Jesus
Nothing​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Spoiler: WA XX

WA Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Vic Country

B: DenieD / JoshWoodenSpoon / Purple Jesus
HB: TY24 / Ljp86 / omgfridge
C: Barrybran / DragoDelph / Falconista
HF: serial_thrilla / Tarkyn_24 / Freofalcon
F: Nothing / Tonga Bob / krakouers
FOLL: BLUEALLTHRU / MWPP / TheInjuryFactory

INT: Greenery / Matera92

Debutants:

Purple Jesus
Nothing​

 

[Barrybran]

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Spoiler: WA XX

WA Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Vic Country

B: DenieD / JoshWoodenSpoon / Purple Jesus
HB: TY24 / Ljp86 / omgfridge
C: Barrybran / DragoDelph / Falconista
HF: serial_thrilla / Tarkyn_24 / Freofalcon
F: Nothing / Tonga Bob / krakouers
FOLL: BLUEALLTHRU / MWPP / TheInjuryFactory

INT: Greenery / Matera92

Debutants:

Purple Jesus
Nothing​

I really feel for serial_thrilla. He's got Nothing to kick to.

 

[Jabba73]

I have enjoyed bonding with my Vic Country team mates and especially impressed with our Captain Pie 4 Life forward thinking in getting us to make a big batch of Vic Country Moonshine in preparation for our celebration over the sandgropers.

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Oh, I only signed up because I was promised this would be the pregame warm up.

 

[Jabba73]

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Spoiler: WA XX

WA Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Vic Country

B: DenieD / JoshWoodenSpoon / Purple Jesus
HB: TY24 / Ljp86 / omgfridge
C: Barrybran / DragoDelph / Falconista
HF: serial_thrilla / Tarkyn_24 / Freofalcon
F: Nothing / Tonga Bob / krakouers
FOLL: BLUEALLTHRU / MWPP / TheInjuryFactory

INT: Greenery / Matera92

Debutants:

Purple Jesus
Nothing​

Someone named DenieD is trying to stop goals?

Story checks out.

 

[DenieD]

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Spoiler: WA XX

WA Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Vic Country

B: DenieD / JoshWoodenSpoon / Purple Jesus
HB: TY24 / Ljp86 / omgfridge
C: Barrybran / DragoDelph / Falconista
HF: serial_thrilla / Tarkyn_24 / Freofalcon
F: Nothing / Tonga Bob / krakouers
FOLL: BLUEALLTHRU / MWPP / TheInjuryFactory

INT: Greenery / Matera92

Debutants:

Purple Jesus
Nothing​

Imagine putting a recent FRED medallist in the back pocket

 

[Ljp86]

Perth drivers and peak hour is not a good mix.

Lucky for me, I have the answer.

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Dwayne Russell: "He's parted the seas!"

 

[Ljp86]

Do you mean to tell me that the best thing about Victoria isn’t the crippling sheer cold I wake up to every single morning?

 

[Ljp86]

Yeah, for one night (and neither of the WA teams were playing!)

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Imagine putting a recent FRED medallist in the back pocket

Haven’t even started the game and the in-fighting has begun!

 

[Chipmunk]

Interesting fact about the state we are playing

In 1933 Western Australia held a state referendum to secede from Australia. Western Australians voted yes and a petition of secession was sent to the British Parliament. The British Parliament decided it did not have the power to grant secession. As a result, Western Australia remained part of Australia.

Just for that alone Vic Country need to smash these splitters

So…the Brits are the real heroes?

 

[Jabba73]

So…the Brits are the real heroes?

It was a moral victory