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Brownlow Medallist
6th for points scored and can't even make the finals. **** this game.
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AFLW 2024 - Round 6 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
On Mad Monday, will Dragons players refer to their captain as 'breakfast'?When discussing their captain for S35, I guess the Dragons LG will ask the question, "T2B_ or not T2B - that is the question."
You can’t kill my buzz, clown.I'm so sorry for destroying the Warriors. The pain and guilt I suffer each day is unbearable
Thankfully the Roys premiership last season and minor premiership this season helps me fight another day
Season Club P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts
S13 Baghdad Bombers 17 10 7 - 2 1433 1517 94.46 38
S12 Geelong Gumbies 14 8 6 - - 1189 1201 99.00 32
S34 Baghdad Bombers 12 8 4 - - 1046 1049 99.71 32
EliteIn my first season as skipper, at the mid-way point of the year - this was the ladder...
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We then proceeded to lose our next 9 games - to drop out of the 8 (into 11th spot) on the last week of the season. A season which was extended by one week, because I'd voted for an extra week when Ant Bear cocked up the season schedule and wanted to run a shorter season.
We now cross to a demonstration of my skills that season...
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Did you say badges?
I would tell some myself, but as a female I wouldn’t want to be a faux pas.Don't be a Ham. Let others tell bad dad jokes
I would tell some myself, but as a female I wouldn’t want to be a faux pas.
Av Points SF SA HF HA AF AA Goals Behinds Acc% Rat%
Baghdad Bombers 87.77 87.92 83.86 82.17 91.67 92.67 172 109 61.21 157.80
East Side Phoenix 103.92 98.69 100.86 100.86 107.50 96.17 204 127 61.63 160.63
Gold City Royals 103.15 105.69 93.83 105.83 111.14 105.57 203 123 62.27 165.04
Gumbies FFC 100.15 89.31 109.17 92.67 92.43 86.43 196 126 60.87 155.56
Mount Buller Demons 106.00 99.69 106.86 104.43 105.00 94.17 206 142 59.20 145.07
Ophidian Old Boys FFC 93.69 91.38 97.50 100.50 90.43 83.57 184 114 61.74 161.40
Roys FFC 107.38 91.62 111.00 84.86 103.17 99.50 212 124 63.10 170.97
Sin City Swamprats 90.46 88.77 90.83 84.50 90.14 92.43 176 120 59.46 146.67
Points Totals SF SA HF HA AF AA H A
Baghdad Bombers 1141 1143 591 587 550 556 7 6
East Side Phoenix 1351 1283 706 706 645 577 7 6
Gold City Royals 1341 1374 563 635 778 739 6 7
Gumbies FFC 1302 1161 655 556 647 605 6 7
Mount Buller Demons 1378 1296 748 731 630 565 7 6
Ophidian Old Boys FFC 1218 1188 585 603 633 585 6 7
Roys FFC 1396 1191 777 594 619 597 7 6
Sin City Swamprats 1176 1154 545 507 631 647 6 7
Headlines
• Zevon's seven helps Roys sink Royals
• Bombers inch past Gumbies in thrilling finish
• Phoenix fire to knock out Swamprats
• Old Boys topple Demons to claim first finals win
Finals - Week One Results
First Qualifying Final
Roys FFC 2.3 7.7 15.12 22.15 (147)
Gold City Royals 5.1 8.2 11.7 17.9 (111)
Goals - Roys FFC: Zevon 7; zacakh 5; Elmer_Judd 3; Kabanna, Roylion, Mike, Aristotle Pickett, royboy2, DERRINALPH, Wosh
Gold City Royals: nahnah 3; Ulahoopski, The Filth Wizard, SarahSmiles, brahj 2; CakeEater, NTRabbit, Kapow!!!, weltschmerz, krakouers, GreyCrow
Best - Roys FFC: Zevon, Allikat, Kabanna, DERRINALPH, zackah, Mike, Elmer_Judd
Gold City Royals: GreyCrow, Memphis, MrPremiership, nahnah, Ulahoopski, PMBangers
At The BJO.
Second Qualifying Final
Baghdad Bombers 4.3 5.4 7.11 14.11 (95)
Gumbies FFC 4.1 6.4 10.5 14.10 (94)
Goals - Baghdad Bombers: gab123 5; HaroLad, JustaBattler 3; kickthething 2; Sun Ra
Gumbies FFC: DenieD 4; The Foolback 3; Barrybran 2; Supercheapgiants, Sky, CatToTheFuture, NSWCROW, Dory_77
Best - Baghdad Bombers: kickthething, Bovo, Sun Ra, Pugsley, KohPhi, gab123
Gumbies FFC: DenieD, Rodney Dangerfield, Sky, Brick Loosener, ossie_21, The Foolback
At Abdu Prison.
First Elimination Final
East Side Phoenix 4.2 8.6 11.8 12.10 (82)
Sin City Swamprats 2.2 4.2 7.3 8.4 (52)
Goals - East Side Phoenix: sey666 3; The Blue Wierdo, Drunkgoliath, Itsmyshow 2; mwerps, Chipmunk, MP_
Sin City Swamprats: Power Raid, philreich, okeydoke7 2; BloodySwan, GotTheGoodes
Best - East Side Phoenix: akkaps, por_please_ya, MP_, The Blue Weirdo, Drunkgoliath
Sin City Swamprats: GremioPower, GotTheGoodes, Dominic03, Grav, ShaunDuggan
At The Eyrie.
Second Elimination Final
Mount Buller Demons 5.3 7.4 8.6 12.8 (80)
Ophidian Old Boys FFC 4.1 9.3 14.7 17.8 (110)
Goals - Ophidian Old Boys FFC: Bonz 6; Wickzki 3; Mobbs, AxialMat7 2; Mrs Turbo, The Jesus, Tigerturbulance, U2tigers
Mount Buller Demons: Yakker 3; Bluelegs, CrimsonViolet, manangatang, DemonJim, moginie, Azarole, Headless, Hate, Proper Gander
Best - Ophidian Old Boys FFC: Bonz, U2tigers, MC Bad Genius, haydo, Tigerturbulance, Mrs Turbo
Mount Buller Demons: Proper Gander, Marlowe, manangatang, CrimsonViolet, sante, Hate
At Snow Dome.
Finals - Week Two Fixtures
First Semi Final: Gold City Royals vs East Side Phoenix at The Golden Throne (MOTR)
Second Semi Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The House of Gumby
Scoring Averages/Efficiency Season 34
Code:Av Points SF SA HF HA AF AA Goals Behinds Acc% Rat% Baghdad Bombers 87.77 87.92 83.86 82.17 91.67 92.67 172 109 61.21 157.80 East Side Phoenix 103.92 98.69 100.86 100.86 107.50 96.17 204 127 61.63 160.63 Gold City Royals 103.15 105.69 93.83 105.83 111.14 105.57 203 123 62.27 165.04 Gumbies FFC 100.15 89.31 109.17 92.67 92.43 86.43 196 126 60.87 155.56 Mount Buller Demons 106.00 99.69 106.86 104.43 105.00 94.17 206 142 59.20 145.07 Ophidian Old Boys FFC 93.69 91.38 97.50 100.50 90.43 83.57 184 114 61.74 161.40 Roys FFC 107.38 91.62 111.00 84.86 103.17 99.50 212 124 63.10 170.97 Sin City Swamprats 90.46 88.77 90.83 84.50 90.14 92.43 176 120 59.46 146.67
Code:Points Totals SF SA HF HA AF AA H A Baghdad Bombers 1141 1143 591 587 550 556 7 6 East Side Phoenix 1351 1283 706 706 645 577 7 6 Gold City Royals 1341 1374 563 635 778 739 6 7 Gumbies FFC 1302 1161 655 556 647 605 6 7 Mount Buller Demons 1378 1296 748 731 630 565 7 6 Ophidian Old Boys FFC 1218 1188 585 603 633 585 6 7 Roys FFC 1396 1191 777 594 619 597 7 6 Sin City Swamprats 1176 1154 545 507 631 647 6 7
Fast Facts
• 67 semi finals have been played in the SFA with the home team victorious in 36 of them, a win percentage of 53.73%. Home teams have won 15 of the 32 semi finals (46.88%) played since the eight team finals format was reintroduced.
• Sin City Swamprats' total of 8.4 (52) against East Side Phoenix is the Swamprats' lowest finals score on record.
• Roys FFC's score of 22.15 (147) is the Roys' second highest finals score on record and their highest since kicking 25.12 (162) against West Coast Wonders in the Season 25 Second Qualifying Final.
• East Side Phoenix scored and conceded exactly 706 points from the seven home games they played in Season 34.
Did you know? Gumbies FFC have won only one of their last seven finals matches.