Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 16 On Now!

[Gralin]

They lock up.
Dingster and MWPP come to ringside.
MWPP executes a chop against DemurePrincess.
MWPP goes for a vertical suplex, but DemurePrincess blocks it.
DemurePrincess runs into the ropes.
Dingster hits DemurePrincess with a shoulderblock.
MWPP performs a running Frankensteiner against DemurePrincess.
MWPP attempts a running Frankensteiner, but DemurePrincess counters it with a power bomb.
DemurePrincess is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
DemurePrincess whips MWPP into the ropes, but MWPP reverses it.
DemurePrincess hits MWPP with a clothesline.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess uses a fireman's carry on Millky95.
DemurePrincess uses a knee to the face on Millky95.
DemurePrincess attempts a snap suplex, but Millky95 blocks it.
Dingster hits a cradle piledriver on DemurePrincess.
Dingster executes a jumping neckbreaker against DemurePrincess.
Dingster is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dingster goes for a jumping neckbreaker, but DemurePrincess counters it with a backward kick.
DemurePrincess goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Dingster blocks it.
Dingster performs a Russian legsweep against DemurePrincess.
The crowd is cheering on Dingster.
Dingster runs into the ropes.
DemurePrincess uses a side kick to the midsection on Dingster.
DemurePrincess uses an elbowsmash on Dingster.
DemurePrincess goes for a capture suplex, but Dingster counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dingster attempts a short clothesline, but DemurePrincess ducks out of the way.
DemurePrincess executes a monkey flip against Dingster.
DemurePrincess nails Dingster with the Doctor Bomb.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess tries a hair pull, but Millky95 blocks it.
MWPP whips DemurePrincess into the ropes.
DemurePrincess misses with an elbow.
DemurePrincess misses with a shoulderblock.
MWPP hits DemurePrincess with an elbow.
MWPP goes for an earringer, but DemurePrincess counters it with a backdrop.
DemurePrincess uses an elbowsmash on MWPP.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
DemurePrincess is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
DemurePrincess goes for a headlock takedown, but MWPP counters it with a back suplex.
MWPP goes for a choke slam, but DemurePrincess counters it with a kick to the midsection.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess gets a choke against the ropes on Millky95.
Millky95 is close to escaping the hold.
Millky95 makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
DemurePrincess tries a capture suplex, but Millky95 counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dingster punches DemurePrincess.
The crowd is cheering on Dingster.
DemurePrincess punches Dingster.
The crowd is booing DemurePrincess.
DemurePrincess punches Dingster.
Dingster punches DemurePrincess.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dingster.
Dingster hits DemurePrincess.
MWPP uses a superkick on DemurePrincess.
Dingster rolls out of the ring.
Dingster retrieves a table from ringside.
Dingster rolls back into the ring.
Dingster and MWPP set up the table in the ring.
Dingster and MWPP hit a double bodyslam on DemurePrincess.
Dingster and MWPP whips DemurePrincess into the ropes.
DemurePrincess hits Dingster and MWPP with a double clothesline.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 out of the ring.
DemurePrincess jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
DemurePrincess performs a monkey flip against Millky95.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 over the guardrail.
DemurePrincess is handed a fire extinguisher.
DemurePrincess takes a swing at Millky95 with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
MWPP snatches the fire extinguisher from DemurePrincess.
MWPP hits her with the fire extinguisher.
MWPP is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
MWPP executes a cradle piledriver against DemurePrincess.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
DemurePrincess throws MWPP into the guardrail.
DemurePrincess uses a bodyslam on MWPP.
DemurePrincess flings MWPP over a row of chairs.
DemurePrincess is handed a baseball bat.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess hits Millky95 with the baseball bat.
DemurePrincess shoves Millky95 into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
DemurePrincess uses the Doctor Bomb on Millky95.
They're brawling down the aisle.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
The crowd is booing DemurePrincess.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling down the stairway.
DemurePrincess performs a knee to the face against Millky95.
DemurePrincess is handed a keyboard.
DemurePrincess hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
DemurePrincess performs a kneelift against Millky95.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dingster runs DemurePrincess into the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dingster knocks DemurePrincess into the stairway.
Dingster is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Dingster performs an elbowsmash against DemurePrincess.
Dingster performs a headbutt against DemurePrincess.
Dingster is handed the Beez Trophy.
Dingster hits her with the Trophy.
Dingster is handed a Chain.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
Dingster performs a brain buster against DemurePrincess.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP uses a running Frankensteiner on DemurePrincess.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
The crowd is really behind Dingster.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dingster takes DemurePrincess down with a vertical suplex.
Dingster is handed the Admin's Desk.
Dingster takes a swing at DemurePrincess with the Desk, but she gets out of the way.
DemurePrincess snatches the Desk from him.
DemurePrincess hits Dingster with the Desk.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP gives her a chop, but DemurePrincess shows no reaction.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess hits a snap suplex on MWPP.
DemurePrincess is handed brass knuckles.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess hits Millky95 with the knuckles.
A fan at ringside badmouths DemurePrincess.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
DemurePrincess executes a kneelift against Millky95.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess takes a swing at Millky95 with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way.
MWPP snatches the knuckles from her.
MWPP hits her with the knuckles.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dinsgter brings over a table.
Dingster sets up the table.
MWPP sets up DemurePrincess against the table.
Millky95, MWPP and Dingster execute a triplpe powerbomb on DemurePrincess through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Richard Head calls for the bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Millky95. Time of match: 0:11:15
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Another win for Millky, once again largely thanks to the handiwork of other members of Il Famiglia...

See Il Famiglia know where it's at

I guess I shouldn't have expected that level of competence from ClarkeM though

 

[Millky95]

They lock up.
Dingster and MWPP come to ringside.
MWPP executes a chop against DemurePrincess.
MWPP goes for a vertical suplex, but DemurePrincess blocks it.
DemurePrincess runs into the ropes.
Dingster hits DemurePrincess with a shoulderblock.
MWPP performs a running Frankensteiner against DemurePrincess.
MWPP attempts a running Frankensteiner, but DemurePrincess counters it with a power bomb.
DemurePrincess is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
DemurePrincess whips MWPP into the ropes, but MWPP reverses it.
DemurePrincess hits MWPP with a clothesline.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess uses a fireman's carry on Millky95.
DemurePrincess uses a knee to the face on Millky95.
DemurePrincess attempts a snap suplex, but Millky95 blocks it.
Dingster hits a cradle piledriver on DemurePrincess.
Dingster executes a jumping neckbreaker against DemurePrincess.
Dingster is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dingster goes for a jumping neckbreaker, but DemurePrincess counters it with a backward kick.
DemurePrincess goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Dingster blocks it.
Dingster performs a Russian legsweep against DemurePrincess.
The crowd is cheering on Dingster.
Dingster runs into the ropes.
DemurePrincess uses a side kick to the midsection on Dingster.
DemurePrincess uses an elbowsmash on Dingster.
DemurePrincess goes for a capture suplex, but Dingster counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dingster attempts a short clothesline, but DemurePrincess ducks out of the way.
DemurePrincess executes a monkey flip against Dingster.
DemurePrincess nails Dingster with the Doctor Bomb.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess tries a hair pull, but Millky95 blocks it.
MWPP whips DemurePrincess into the ropes.
DemurePrincess misses with an elbow.
DemurePrincess misses with a shoulderblock.
MWPP hits DemurePrincess with an elbow.
MWPP goes for an earringer, but DemurePrincess counters it with a backdrop.
DemurePrincess uses an elbowsmash on MWPP.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
DemurePrincess is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
DemurePrincess goes for a headlock takedown, but MWPP counters it with a back suplex.
MWPP goes for a choke slam, but DemurePrincess counters it with a kick to the midsection.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess gets a choke against the ropes on Millky95.
Millky95 is close to escaping the hold.
Millky95 makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
DemurePrincess tries a capture suplex, but Millky95 counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dingster punches DemurePrincess.
The crowd is cheering on Dingster.
DemurePrincess punches Dingster.
The crowd is booing DemurePrincess.
DemurePrincess punches Dingster.
Dingster punches DemurePrincess.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dingster.
Dingster hits DemurePrincess.
MWPP uses a superkick on DemurePrincess.
Dingster rolls out of the ring.
Dingster retrieves a table from ringside.
Dingster rolls back into the ring.
Dingster and MWPP set up the table in the ring.
Dingster and MWPP hit a double bodyslam on DemurePrincess.
Dingster and MWPP whips DemurePrincess into the ropes.
DemurePrincess hits Dingster and MWPP with a double clothesline.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 out of the ring.
DemurePrincess jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
DemurePrincess performs a monkey flip against Millky95.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DemurePrincess throws Millky95 over the guardrail.
DemurePrincess is handed a fire extinguisher.
DemurePrincess takes a swing at Millky95 with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
MWPP snatches the fire extinguisher from DemurePrincess.
MWPP hits her with the fire extinguisher.
MWPP is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
MWPP executes a cradle piledriver against DemurePrincess.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
DemurePrincess throws MWPP into the guardrail.
DemurePrincess uses a bodyslam on MWPP.
DemurePrincess flings MWPP over a row of chairs.
DemurePrincess is handed a baseball bat.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess hits Millky95 with the baseball bat.
DemurePrincess shoves Millky95 into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
DemurePrincess uses the Doctor Bomb on Millky95.
They're brawling down the aisle.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
The crowd is booing DemurePrincess.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling down the stairway.
DemurePrincess performs a knee to the face against Millky95.
DemurePrincess is handed a keyboard.
DemurePrincess hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
DemurePrincess performs a kneelift against Millky95.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dingster runs DemurePrincess into the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dingster knocks DemurePrincess into the stairway.
Dingster is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Dingster performs an elbowsmash against DemurePrincess.
Dingster performs a headbutt against DemurePrincess.
Dingster is handed the Beez Trophy.
Dingster hits her with the Trophy.
Dingster is handed a Chain.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
Dingster performs a brain buster against DemurePrincess.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP uses a running Frankensteiner on DemurePrincess.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
The crowd is really behind Dingster.
Dingster hits her with the Chain.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dingster takes DemurePrincess down with a vertical suplex.
Dingster is handed the Admin's Desk.
Dingster takes a swing at DemurePrincess with the Desk, but she gets out of the way.
DemurePrincess snatches the Desk from him.
DemurePrincess hits Dingster with the Desk.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP gives her a chop, but DemurePrincess shows no reaction.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess hits a snap suplex on MWPP.
DemurePrincess is handed brass knuckles.
DemurePrincess focuses on Millky95.
DemurePrincess hits Millky95 with the knuckles.
A fan at ringside badmouths DemurePrincess.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess works the crowd.
DemurePrincess executes a kneelift against Millky95.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
DemurePrincess takes a swing at Millky95 with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way.
MWPP snatches the knuckles from her.
MWPP hits her with the knuckles.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dinsgter brings over a table.
Dingster sets up the table.
MWPP sets up DemurePrincess against the table.
Millky95, MWPP and Dingster execute a triplpe powerbomb on DemurePrincess through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Richard Head calls for the bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Millky95. Time of match: 0:11:15
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Another win for Millky, once again largely thanks to the handiwork of other members of Il Famiglia...

Imagine losing to a manager lol

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Art Vandelay_ whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Art Vandelay_ with a kick.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a sleeperhold, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a jawbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Art Vandelay_ misses with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie and Art Vandelay_ get hit with a double clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie tags out to DenieD.
DenieD and AnUltimateRessie whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double fist to the midsection.
AnUltimateRessie leaves the ring.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
DenieD performs a Hotshot against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD uses a flying dropkick on Art Vandelay_.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind DenieD.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD uses a snap mare on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD hits a facerake on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD tries a fireman's carry, but Art Vandelay_ blocks it.
Art Vandelay_ performs a jawbreaker against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ executes a chop against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a kick.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
DenieD hits Art Vandelay_ with an elbow.
DenieD works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind DenieD.
AnUltimateRessie enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle enters the ring and throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Test Tickle executes a kick to the head against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ launches DenieD across the ring with a release German suplex.
Art Vandelay_ seemingly enjoys the boos.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a sleeperhold, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a jawbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a powerslam, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ seemingly enjoys the boos.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ hits DenieD with a backdrop.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
The cheers for DenieD are drowning out the boos.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD uses a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD hits a back suplex on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the turnbuckle.
DenieD executes a snap mare against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a side suplex.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle goes for a side slam, but DenieD counters it with an elbowsmash.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD tries a bodyslam, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ tries a release German suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD attempts a Hotshot, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a Thesz press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Art Vandelay_ complains about a slow count.
DenieD executes a knee to the back against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
DenieD nails Art Vandelay_ with a sitdown faceslam.
DenieD hits a back suplex on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ misses with an elbow.
Art Vandelay_ executes a bodyslam against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double backdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double clothesline.
Art Vandelay_ leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
DenieD attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
DenieD whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon falls out of the ring.
DenieD goes outside.
DenieD performs a powerslam against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: 1.
DenieD runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringsteps.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD uses a dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: 2.
DenieD runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
DenieD is being booed out of the building.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD goes for the Double Down, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a backbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws DenieD back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on DenieD.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a dropkick on DenieD.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a hiptoss, but DenieD counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
DenieD goes for a baseball slide, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves DenieD into the guardrail.
Art Vandelay_ comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ hit DenieD with a double dropkick.
Art Vandelay_ executes an Aztecan suplex against DenieD.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails DenieD with a DDT.
Richard Head counts: 1.
JoshWoodenSpoon knocks DenieD into the ringpost.
Richard Head counts: 2.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a headbutt on DenieD.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a gutwrench suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD performs a facerake against JoshWoodenSpoon.
DenieD throws JoshWoodenSpoon back into the ring.
DenieD brings the table into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up DenieD on the table.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to drive DenieD through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
DenieD performs a facerake against JoshWoodenSpoon.
DenieD whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits DenieD with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with an elbow.
DenieD goes for the Double Down, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a Victory Roll.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
JoshWoodenSpoon is being booed out of the building.

The winners are JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Art Vandelay_. Time of match: 0:15:53
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And Il Famiglia escape by the skin of their teeth! Can they keep their streak going?

 

[DemurePrincess]

DemurePrincess is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

cooney is here to confront The Filth Wizard over last week's interference incident!​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Art Vandelay_ whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Art Vandelay_ with a kick.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a sleeperhold, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a jawbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Art Vandelay_ misses with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie and Art Vandelay_ get hit with a double clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie tags out to DenieD.
DenieD and AnUltimateRessie whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double fist to the midsection.
AnUltimateRessie leaves the ring.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
DenieD performs a Hotshot against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD uses a flying dropkick on Art Vandelay_.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind DenieD.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD uses a snap mare on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD hits a facerake on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD tries a fireman's carry, but Art Vandelay_ blocks it.
Art Vandelay_ performs a jawbreaker against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ executes a chop against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a kick.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
DenieD hits Art Vandelay_ with an elbow.
DenieD works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind DenieD.
AnUltimateRessie enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle enters the ring and throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Test Tickle executes a kick to the head against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ launches DenieD across the ring with a release German suplex.
Art Vandelay_ seemingly enjoys the boos.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a sleeperhold, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a jawbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a powerslam, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Art Vandelay_ seemingly enjoys the boos.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ hits DenieD with a backdrop.
Art Vandelay_ whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
The cheers for DenieD are drowning out the boos.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD uses a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD hits a back suplex on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the turnbuckle.
DenieD executes a snap mare against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a side suplex.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle goes for a side slam, but DenieD counters it with an elbowsmash.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
DenieD whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD tries a bodyslam, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ tries a release German suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD attempts a Hotshot, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a Thesz press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Art Vandelay_ complains about a slow count.
DenieD executes a knee to the back against Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
DenieD nails Art Vandelay_ with a sitdown faceslam.
DenieD hits a back suplex on Art Vandelay_.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ misses with an elbow.
Art Vandelay_ executes a bodyslam against DenieD.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double backdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double clothesline.
Art Vandelay_ leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
DenieD attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
DenieD whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon falls out of the ring.
DenieD goes outside.
DenieD performs a powerslam against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: 1.
DenieD runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringsteps.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD uses a dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: 2.
DenieD runs JoshWoodenSpoon into the ringpost.
DenieD is being booed out of the building.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
DenieD goes for the Double Down, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a backbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws DenieD back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on DenieD.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a dropkick on DenieD.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a hiptoss, but DenieD counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
DenieD goes for a baseball slide, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon shoves DenieD into the guardrail.
Art Vandelay_ comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_ hit DenieD with a double dropkick.
Art Vandelay_ executes an Aztecan suplex against DenieD.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails DenieD with a DDT.
Richard Head counts: 1.
JoshWoodenSpoon knocks DenieD into the ringpost.
Richard Head counts: 2.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a headbutt on DenieD.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a gutwrench suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD performs a facerake against JoshWoodenSpoon.
DenieD throws JoshWoodenSpoon back into the ring.
DenieD brings the table into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up DenieD on the table.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to drive DenieD through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
DenieD performs a facerake against JoshWoodenSpoon.
DenieD whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits DenieD with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with an elbow.
DenieD goes for the Double Down, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a Victory Roll.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
JoshWoodenSpoon is being booed out of the building.

The winners are JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Art Vandelay_. Time of match: 0:15:53
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And Il Famiglia escape by the skin of their teeth! Can they keep their streak going?

good to see im still terrible

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Filth Wizard come down to ringside.

He's brandishing a microphone.


TWF: Now then, what's all this about cooney taking the actions of a Kind Man as an act of agression?

Cooney...you've really got it all wrong.

I explained to you last week that my interference wasn't motivated by revenge for you helping Headless beat me in the Chammber Qualifiers...

...alright, maybe there was a very small, slight element of that, but it was all to stop you from getting hurt in the Chamber match itself!

You can't fault a kind man for looking out for your wellbeing!





cooney comes to ringside.

cooney has a microphone of his own.


c: I want a match.


TFW: Well you're not getting one.


c: I want a match.


The Filth Wizard rolls his eyes.


TFW: My kindness can only extend so far, cooney. For the sake of your own wellbeing, we are not having a match.


cooney shakes his head.


c: Fire up!


TFW: Please, there's no reason for a Kind Man like me to get angry.


As he goes to leave the ring, The Filth Wizard is by a clothesline from cooney.

The Filth Wizard falls out of the ring.

The crowd are going wild for cooney.


c: Wooo.


The Filth Wizard glares and shakes his head before he walks to the back.




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As he walks through the backstage area, The Filth Wizard passes by the Bang Bang Furie Gang.


He ignores them, but the camera lingers on the Bang Bang Furie Gang.


Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush laugh as they approach the East Side Hawks locker rooms.


Frothies McVeigh knocks on the door with his ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.


FMcV: Anyone at home?


He knocks again, this time a little more forcefully.


FMcV: Still hiding from me, Loons?


Loonerty's voice inside the locker room claps back.


L: PISS OFF!


Frothies McVeigh shrugs, and smirks.


FMcV: Just remember who has the chance to ruin the Chamber winner's title shot!


The Bang Bang Furie Gang return to their locker room.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

Falconista takes on damicky!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Falconista executes an elbowsmash against Damicky.
Falconista goes for a springboard lariat, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky covers Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord comes to ringside.
Damicky executes a bulldog against Falconista.
Damicky uses a headlock takedown on Falconista.
Damicky executes a back suplex against Falconista.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky tries a powerslam, but Falconista counters it with a roundhouse kick.
There are lots of chants for Falconista.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits a bulldog on Falconista.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky performs a vertical suplex against Falconista.
Damicky hits Falconista.
Damicky punches Falconista.
Damicky punches Falconista.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against Falconista.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but Falconista turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Falconista tries a springboard lariat, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky performs a back suplex against Falconista.
Damicky attempts a stomp, but Falconista rolls out of the way.
Falconista performs a chop against Damicky.
Falconista attempts a knee to the face, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky hits an elbowdrop on Falconista.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on Falconista.
Damicky whips Falconista into the ropes.
Damicky hits Falconista with a shoulderblock.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky executes a stomp against Falconista.
Damicky places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on Falconista.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Damicky nails Falconista with a bulldog.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a double underhook superplex against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky kicks Falconista.
Damicky kicks Falconista.
Falconista chops Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista punches Damicky.
Falconista throws Damicky out of the ring.
Falconista goes for a plancha, but Damicky moves out of the way.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Falconista climbs back into the ring.
Damicky uses a slap on Falconista.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a clothesline.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but Falconista counters it with a hiptoss.
Falconista nails Damicky with a slingshot somersault splash.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista covers Damicky.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Falconista uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista hits a kneelift on Damicky.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Falconista is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Falconista performs a chop against Damicky.
Falconista nails Damicky with a Russian legsweep.
Falconista uses a kneelift on Damicky.
Falconista goes for a springboard lariat, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky goes for a bodyslam, but Falconista counters it with an elbowsmash.
Falconista tries a backbreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista executes a leg lariat against Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista performs a Russian legsweep against Damicky.
Falconista whips Damicky into the ropes.
Falconista misses with a clothesline.
Falconista uses a dropkick on Damicky.
Falconista uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista nails Damicky with a swinging neckbreaker.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista goes for a spinning mule kick, but Damicky counters it with a low blow.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but Falconista counters it with a hiptoss.
Falconista performs a chop against Damicky.
Falconista goes for a knee to the face, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky performs an elbowsmash against Falconista.
Damicky throws Falconista back into the ring.
Damicky performs an elbowsmash against Falconista.
Damicky executes a headlock takedown against Falconista.
Damicky catches Falconista in a sleeperhold.
Falconista makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Damicky hits a back suplex on Falconista.
Damicky gets an armbar submission on Falconista.
Falconista is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Falconista tries to escape the hold.
Falconista inches his way towards the ropes after 18 seconds.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord pulls down the top rope.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Damicky reenters the ring.
HARPSichord throws Falconista the ring bell.
Falconista hits Damicky with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
Falconista tries a roundhouse kick, but Damicky counters it with a low blow.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a headbutt, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista executes a dropkick against Damicky.
Falconista performs a bodyslam against Damicky.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against Damicky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista executes an elbowdrop against Damicky.
Falconista performs a bodyslam against Damicky.
Falconista uses a hiptoss on Damicky.
Falconista goes for a spinning mule kick, but Damicky counters it with a low blow.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista kicks Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Damicky kicks Falconista.
Falconista chops Damicky.
Falconista hits Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista tries a backbreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky whips Falconista into the ropes.
Damicky hits Falconista with a clothesline.
Falconista falls out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, Falconista reenters the ring.
Damicky tries a clothesline, but Falconista ducks out of the way.
Falconista executes a dropkick against Damicky.
Falconista works the crowd.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista attempts a spinning mule kick, but Damicky counters it with a low blow.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but Falconista ducks out of the way.
Falconista uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista gives the sign for the Licence to Kill.
Falconista executes the Licence to Kill on Damicky.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.

 

[BigChippa52]

Who the **** is this BigChippa52 nobody?

not sure but i think he just whopped your ass, and it might not be the last time he gives you a can of whoop ass

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Falconista uses a flying elbowdrop on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Falconista tries a knee to the face, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but Falconista throws him off.
Falconista hits a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista uses a leg lariat on Damicky.
Falconista uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista goes for an elbowdrop, but Damicky moves out of the way.
Damicky executes a slap against Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Damicky catches Falconista in an abdominal stretch.
There is no referee there to ask Falconista.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Falconista gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Damicky tries a kneelift, but Falconista counters it with a legsweep.
Falconista goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on Damicky.
Falconista goes for a spinning mule kick, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky performs a gutwrench suplex against Falconista.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Falconista hangs on to the top rope.
Damicky notices it and knees Falconista in the back.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Falconista throws Damicky into the ringpost.
Falconista hits a bodyslam on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky nails Falconista with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 5.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Falconista attempts a roundhouse kick, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a small package.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Falconista follows him back in.
Damicky hits a slap on Falconista.
Damicky punches Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Falconista chops Damicky.
Falconista punches Damicky.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Damicky chops Falconista.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Falconista hits Damicky with a kick.
Falconista is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista gives the sign for the Lisence to Kill.
Falconista executes the Lisence to Kill on Damicky.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits Falconista with an elbow.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky executes a headbutt against Falconista.
HARPSichord throws Falconista brass knuckles.
Falconista hits Damicky with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky covers Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a bodyslam, but Falconista counters it with an elbowsmash.
Falconista tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a vertical suplex on Falconista.
Damicky hits a kneelift on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Damicky throws Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a gutwrench suplex on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky executes a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Falconista shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Falconista uses an elbowdrop on Damicky.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 7.
Damicky hits a roundhouse right on Falconista.
damicky hits a bulldog on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 8.
HARPSichord goes for a discus elbow to the back of the had, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Richard Head counts: 9.
Damicky and HARPSichord start violently brawling.
Richard Head counts: 10.
Richard Head calls for the bell.

The match is a Double Countout. Time of match: 0:21:39
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

Damicky throws HARPSichord into the barricade.

HARPSichord jumps up and attacks Damicky from behind.

HARPSichord drives Damicky's head into the ring steps.

HARPSichord retrieves a barbed wire cricket bat from under the ring.

HARPSichord hits Damicky with the barbed wire cricket bat.

Damicky is busted open.

HARPSichord goes for another swing, but Damicky grabs the bat from him.

Damicky nearly takes HARPSichord's head off with the barbed wire cricket bat.

HARPSichord is cut open.

HARPSichord responds with a spear tackle to Damicky.

HARPSichord and Damicky strip barbed wire off the cricket bat and wrap it around their fists.

HARPSichord and Damicky line each other up, and put their fists up.

HARPSichord and Damicky lunge at each other...





ClarkeM, Gralin, Supersuns, and BigChippa52 sprint down to ringside.

ClarkeM, Gralin, SuperSuns and BigChippa52 try to restrain HARPSichord.




Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield sprint down to ringside.

Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield try to restrain Damicky.


The Enforcement and Sin City Swamprats are barely holding HARPSichord and Damicky back from entering an all-out brawl.







PhenomenalV1 arrives on the entrance ramp.

He has a furious look in his eyes as he grabs a microphone.


PV1: Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

I've got to take a stand on this feud before it all spirals out of control.


Damicky and HARPSichord clearly aren't listening, they're screaming at each other at the top of their voices.


PV1: SHUT THE **** UP!


The Enforcement and the Sin City Swamprats reapply their restraint measures.


PV1: As I was about to say...

...This feud has been going on for nearly three months now without any actual match.

Clearly we've deen Harps and Damicky's actions against each other have gone beyond the pale, and I'm not going to have this sort of behaviour tear my company apart!

To settle this all...I'm going to have to break out the nuclear option.

There's only one thing that can contain Damicky and HARPSichord without damaging everyone else around them.

In two weeks time, they will meet for their one and only sanctioned match, and it will be inside...





HELL

IN

A

CELL.




PhenomenalV1 storms backstage ad the Enforcement and Swamprats drag HARPSichord and Damicky back to their respective locker rooms.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the night:

It's the titular Elimination Chamber!

Will it be Callums_Guns, Headless, Loonerty, thewizardmelon, Braklet or Tonga Bob walking out with a shot at tony's World Championship?

Let's get down to the action...​

 

[HARPSichord]

Falconista uses a flying elbowdrop on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Falconista tries a knee to the face, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but Falconista throws him off.
Falconista hits a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista uses a leg lariat on Damicky.
Falconista uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista goes for an elbowdrop, but Damicky moves out of the way.
Damicky executes a slap against Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Damicky catches Falconista in an abdominal stretch.
There is no referee there to ask Falconista.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Falconista gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Damicky tries a kneelift, but Falconista counters it with a legsweep.
Falconista goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on Damicky.
Falconista goes for a spinning mule kick, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky performs a gutwrench suplex against Falconista.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Falconista hangs on to the top rope.
Damicky notices it and knees Falconista in the back.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Falconista throws Damicky into the ringpost.
Falconista hits a bodyslam on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky nails Falconista with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 5.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Falconista attempts a roundhouse kick, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a small package.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Falconista follows him back in.
Damicky hits a slap on Falconista.
Damicky punches Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Falconista chops Damicky.
Falconista punches Damicky.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Damicky chops Falconista.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Falconista hits Damicky with a kick.
Falconista is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista gives the sign for the Lisence to Kill.
Falconista executes the Lisence to Kill on Damicky.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits Falconista with an elbow.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky executes a headbutt against Falconista.
HARPSichord throws Falconista brass knuckles.
Falconista hits Damicky with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky covers Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a bodyslam, but Falconista counters it with an elbowsmash.
Falconista tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a vertical suplex on Falconista.
Damicky hits a kneelift on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Damicky throws Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a gutwrench suplex on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky executes a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Falconista shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Falconista uses an elbowdrop on Damicky.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 7.
Damicky hits a roundhouse right on Falconista.
damicky hits a bulldog on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 8.
HARPSichord goes for a discus elbow to the back of the had, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Richard Head counts: 9.
Damicky and HARPSichord start violently brawling.
Richard Head counts: 10.
Richard Head calls for the bell.

The match is a Double Countout. Time of match: 0:21:39
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

Damicky throws HARPSichord into the barricade.

HARPSichord jumps up and attacks Damicky from behind.

HARPSichord drives Damicky's head into the ring steps.

HARPSichord retrieves a barbed wire cricket bat from under the ring.

HARPSichord hits Damicky with the barbed wire cricket bat.

Damicky is busted open.

HARPSichord goes for another swing, but Damicky grabs the bat from him.

Damicky nearly takes HARPSichord's head off with the barbed wire cricket bat.

HARPSichord is cut open.

HARPSichord responds with a spear tackle to Damicky.

HARPSichord and Damicky strip barbed wire off the cricket bat and wrap it around their fists.

HARPSichord and Damicky line each other up, and put their fists up.

HARPSichord and Damicky lunge at each other...





ClarkeM, Gralin, Supersuns, and BigChippa52 sprint down to ringside.

ClarkeM, Gralin, SuperSuns and BigChippa52 try to restrain HARPSichord.




Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield sprint down to ringside.

Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield try to restrain Damicky.


The Enforcement and Sin City Swamprats are barely holding HARPSichord and Damicky back from entering an all-out brawl.







PhenomenalV1 arrives on the entrance ramp.

He has a furious look in his eyes as he grabs a microphone.


PV1: Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

I've got to take a stand on this feud before it all spirals out of control.


Damicky and HARPSichord clearly aren't listening, they're screaming at each other at the top of their voices.


PV1: SHUT THE **** UP!


The Enforcement and the Sin City Swamprats reapply their restraint measures.


PV1: As I was about to say...

...This feud has been going on for nearly three months now without any actual match.

Clearly we've deen Harps and Damicky's actions against each other have gone beyond the pale, and I'm not going to have this sort of behaviour tear my company apart!

To settle this all...I'm going to have to break out the nuclear option.

There's only one thing that can contain Damicky and HARPSichord without damaging everyone else around them.

In two weeks time, they will meet for their one and only sanctioned match, and it will be inside...





HELL

IN

A

CELL.




PhenomenalV1 storms backstage ad the Enforcement and Swamprats drag HARPSichord and Damicky back to their respective locker rooms.​

You are ****ing dead, damicky.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Headless uses a knee to the back on Tonga Bob.
Headless hits Tonga Bob.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Tonga Bob punches Headless.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Headless chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tonga Bob punches Headless.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Headless chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Headless punches Tonga Bob.
Headless nails Tonga Bob with a superkick.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Headless with a kick.
Tonga Bob performs a short clothesline against Headless.
Tonga Bob attempts a Samoan Drop, but Headless counters it with an elbowsmash.
Headless tries a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob hits Headless.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tonga Bob punches Headless.
Headless chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless punches Tonga Bob.
Headless chops Tonga Bob.
Headless uses a bodyslam on Tonga Bob.
Headless hits an elbowsmash on Tonga Bob.
Headless goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob tries a European uppercut, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with a side suplex.
Tonga Bob puts Headless in a bearhug.
Headless manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Headless goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with a side suplex.
Tonga Bob further incites the crowd.
Tonga Bob goes for a DDT, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Headless complains about a slow count.
Headless uses a dropkick to the knee on Tonga Bob.
Headless goes for a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Headless counters it with a backdrop.

** The door with thewizardmelon behind it opens.

TheWizardMelon attacks Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon goes for a springboard cross body press, but Tonga Bob counters it with a running powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Tonga Bob takes TheWizardMelon down with a fallaway slam.
Headless nails Tonga Bob with a Russian legsweep.
Headless nails Tonga Bob with a reverse neckbreaker.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless performs a swinging neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless uses a DDT on Tonga Bob.
Headless hits a backbreaker on Tonga Bob.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Headless.
Tonga Bob executes an elbowdrop against Headless.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Headless uses a jumping front kick on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon attempts a German suplex, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob uses a Samoan Drop on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon uses a dragon suplex on Tonga Bob.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against Tonga Bob.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob performs a spinning leg lariat against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob attempts a Russian legsweep, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob executes a kick to the chest against Headless.
TheWizardMelon performs a Russian legsweep against Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob takes Headless down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Headless runs into the ropes.

** The door with Callums_Guns behind it opens.

Callums_Guns attacks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob hits Callums_Guns with a kick.
Tonga Bob covers Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob hits a kick to the head on Callums_Guns.
Tonga Bob attempts a diving headbutt, but Callums_Guns rolls out of the way.
Callums_Guns tries a spinning mule kick, but Tonga Bob counters it with a cradle suplex.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns performs a roundhouse kick against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob comes back and rocks Callums_Guns with an elbow.
Tonga Bob and TheWizardMelon whip Callums_Guns into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Callums_Guns with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Tonga Bob hits a Saito suplex on Callums_Guns.
Headless tries a sleeperhold, but Tonga Bob counters it with a back suplex.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Headless with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob uses a forearm to the back on Headless.
Tonga Bob goes for a Samoan Drop, but Headless counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns attempts a spinning back kick, but Tonga Bob ducks out of the way.
Tonga Bob whips Headless into the ropes, but Headless reverses it.
Tonga Bob tries a Vader attack, but Headless counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Callums_Guns performs a springboard cutter against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns hits a jumping front kick on Tonga Bob.
Callums_Guns tries a hook kick, but Tonga Bob ducks out of the way.
Tonga Bob whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Callums_Guns.
Headless tries a dropkick, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns performs a springboard cutter against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
TheWizardMelon tries an Aztecan suplex, but Tonga Bob counters it with a backward kick.
Tonga Bob tries a gutwrench suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a backdrop.
Callums_Guns hits a dropkick on Tonga Bob.
Callums_Guns attempts a roundhouse kick, but Tonga Bob ducks out of the way.

** The door with Loonerty behind it opens.

Loonerty attacks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob scrapes Loonerty's face across the cage.
Headless performs a dropkick against Loonerty.
Tonga Bob takes Loonerty down with a release German suplex.
Tonga Bob performs a diving headbutt against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns executes a jumping front kick against Tonga Bob.
Callums_Guns executes a dropkick against Tonga Bob.
Callums_Guns nails Tonga Bob with an enzuigiri.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns goes for a jumping front kick, but Tonga Bob ducks out of the way.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
Callums_Guns goes for a running Frankensteiner, but Tonga Bob counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tonga Bob uses a fallaway slam on Callums_Guns.
Tonga Bob performs a swinging side slam against Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns hits an enzuigiri on Tonga Bob.
Callums_Guns nails Tonga Bob with a springboard forearm smash.
Callums_Guns uses a kneedrop on Tonga Bob.
Headless and Callums_Guns whip Tonga Bob into the ropes.
They hit Tonga Bob with a double backdrop.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a spinebuster slam against Headless.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Tonga Bob hits a flapjack on Headless.
Tonga Bob uses a flapjack on Headless.
TheWizardMelon hits a dragon suplex on Tonga Bob.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Tonga Bob has been eliminated.

The crowd erupts.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

** The door with Braklet behind it opens.

Braklet attacks Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns and Headless whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns and Headless whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double backdrop.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns performs a lariat against Braklet.
Callums_Guns executes a hook kick against Braklet.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Braklet begs off.
Callums_Guns tries a dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet tries a kick to the midsection, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns goes for a roundhouse kick, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet chops Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits Braklet.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns kicks Braklet.
Callums_Guns kicks Braklet.
Braklet kicks Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet punches Callums_Guns.
Loonerty hits a backbreaker on Braklet.
Loonerty puts Braklet in a surfboard.
Braklet is struggling to reach the ropes.
Braklet makes it to the ropes after 10 seconds.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Braklet executes a flapjack against Loonerty.
Braklet hits a bodyslam on Loonerty.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Braklet with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick to the knee on Braklet.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon nails Braklet with an Aztecan suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon nails Braklet with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon attempts a vertical suplex, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet executes a Russian legsweep against TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet executes a chop against TheWizardMelon.
Braklet hits TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits Braklet.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon chops Braklet.
TheWizardMelon chops Braklet.
Braklet attempts a bodyslam, but Headless counters it with an elbowsmash.
Headless nails Braklet with a brain buster onto the knee.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
Headless works the crowd.
Headless and Loonerty whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double elbowsmash.
Headless goes for a Saito suplex, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on Headless.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet performs a headbutt against Headless.
Braklet throws Headless into the turnbuckle, but Headless reverses it.
TheWizardMelon performs a Russian legsweep against Braklet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on Braklet.
TheWizardMelon whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a leg lariat, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Braklet with an elbow.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard cutter on Braklet.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Loonerty hits a dropkick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns performs a springboard 450 Splash against Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a jumping front kick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a running front dropkick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns tries a running Frankensteiner, but Braklet counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet tries a bulldog, but Callums_Guns throws him off.
Callums_Guns nails Braklet with the Liger Bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a hook kick on Braklet.
Callums_Guns rakes Braklet's face across the cage.
Callums_Guns attempts a basement dropkick, but Braklet rolls out of the way.
Braklet works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a kick.
Braklet performs a swinging neckbreaker against Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Braklet takes TheWizardMelon down with an armdrag takedown.
Braklet hits a bulldog on TheWizardMelon.
Braklet puts TheWizardMelon in a sleeperhold.
TheWizardMelon inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Braklet chops TheWizardMelon.
Braklet punches TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TheWizardMelon punches Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon kicks Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Headless nails Braklet with an Aztecan suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless complains about a slow count.
Headless uses a kick to the midsection on Braklet.
Braklet executes a knee to the back against Loonerty.
Braklet uses a vertical suplex on Loonerty.
Braklet uses a knee to the back on Loonerty.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Braklet tries a sleeperhold, but Headless counters it with a go-behind.
Headless goes for a jumping neckbreaker, but Braklet counters it with
a backward kick.
Braklet chops Headless.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet chops Headless.
Headless punches Braklet.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Headless punches Braklet.
Braklet chops Headless.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet hits Headless.
Headless punches Braklet.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Braklet kicks Headless.
Callums_Guns goes for a running front dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet goes for a slingshot elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns moves out of the way.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning back kick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns whips Braklet into the turnbuckle.
Callums_Guns executes a dropkick against Braklet.
Callums_Guns uses a Spanish Fly on Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Braklet executes a bulldog against Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet goes for an enzuigiri, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns performs an enzuigiri against Braklet.
Headless executes a vertical suplex against Braklet.
Headless whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits Headless with a kick.
Braklet performs a Russian legsweep against Headless.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet tries a facerake, but Headless blocks it.
Headless hits Braklet.
Headless hits Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
Loonerty hits a vertical suplex on Braklet.
Loonerty punches Braklet.
Loonerty chops Braklet.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty grinds Braklet's face across the cage.
Loonerty puts Braklet in a sleeperhold.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Braklet makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty takes Braklet down with a vertical suplex.
Headless nails Braklet with an Aztecan suplex.
Loonerty nails Braklet with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Headless attempts a dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Loonerty climbs to the top of the pod.
Loonerty attempts a flying clothesline, but Braklet counters it with an intercept superkick.
Headless performs a diving flip piledriver against Braklet.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Braklet executes a vertical suplex against Headless.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on Headless.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet uses a Russian legsweep on Headless.
Braklet goes for a leg lariat, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless uses a kneelift on Braklet.
Headless goes for a DDT, but Braklet counters it with a backdrop.
Braklet and TheWizardMelon whip Headless into the ropes.
They hit Headless with a double fist to the midsection.
Braklet puts Headless in a sleeperhold.
Headless reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Braklet goes for a superkick, but Headless counters it with a legsweep.
Braklet begs off.
Headless performs an enzuigiri against Braklet.
Headless and Loonerty whip Braklet into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Braklet with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Headless counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless executes a reverse neckbreaker against Braklet.
Loonerty executes an atomic drop against Braklet.
Loonerty uses the Michinoku Driver on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Braklet goes for a dropkick, but Headless steps out of the way.
Braklet tries a Gory lock faceslam, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a German suplex on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon and Loonerty whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double clothesline.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against Braklet.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Enforcer Splash on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Braklet has been eliminated.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon performs a spinning headlock elbowdrop against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dragon suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a reverse cradle.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns rakes TheWizardMelon's face across the cage.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns takes TheWizardMelon down with a bodyslam.
Headless hits a swinging neckbreaker on Loonerty.
Headless uses a dragon screw on Loonerty.
Headless chops Loonerty.
Loonerty hits Headless.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty punches Headless.
Loonerty kicks Headless.
Headless punches Loonerty.
Headless punches Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
Headless sends Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
Headless hits a dropkick to the knee on Loonerty.
Headless covers Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a kick.
Callums_Guns hits Headless with a kick.
Callums_Guns executes a chop against Headless.
Callums_Guns performs a Spanish Fly against Headless.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns executes a basement dropkick against Headless.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but Headless blocks it.
Headless hits an elbowsmash on Callums_Guns.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on Callums_Guns.
Headless catches Callums_Guns in a sleeperhold.
Callums_Guns manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
Headless tries a Saito suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a go-behind.
Callums_Guns goes for a swinging elbowsmash, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless scrapes Callums_Guns' face across the cage.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against Loonerty.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Callums_Guns uses a chop on TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns nails TheWizardMelon with a spinning back kick.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns performs a handspring enzuigiri against TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns uses a swinging elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns executes a bodyslam against TheWizardMelon.
Callums_Guns is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon executes a jawbreaker against Headless.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits TheWizardMelon with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty goes for an octopus hold, but Headless counters it with a hiptoss.
Headless is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Headless.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty and Callums_Guns whip Headless into the ropes.
They hit Headless with a double elbowsmash.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Headless with an elbow.
Loonerty goes for a chokehold, but Headless counters it with a facerake.
Headless executes a kneelift against Loonerty.
Headless scrapes Loonerty's face across the cage.
Headless performs a chop against Loonerty.
Loonerty uses a Russian legsweep on TheWizardMelon.
Loonerty performs an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle against TheWizardMelon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** thewizardmelon has been eliminated.

 

[damicky]

Falconista uses a flying elbowdrop on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Falconista tries a knee to the face, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but Falconista throws him off.
Falconista hits a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista uses a leg lariat on Damicky.
Falconista uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista goes for an elbowdrop, but Damicky moves out of the way.
Damicky executes a slap against Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Damicky catches Falconista in an abdominal stretch.
There is no referee there to ask Falconista.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Falconista gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Damicky tries a kneelift, but Falconista counters it with a legsweep.
Falconista goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on Damicky.
Falconista goes for a spinning mule kick, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky performs a gutwrench suplex against Falconista.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Falconista hangs on to the top rope.
Damicky notices it and knees Falconista in the back.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Falconista throws Damicky into the ringpost.
Falconista hits a bodyslam on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky nails Falconista with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 5.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Falconista attempts a roundhouse kick, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up Falconista on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive Falconista through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a small package.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
Falconista follows him back in.
Damicky hits a slap on Falconista.
Damicky punches Falconista.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Falconista chops Damicky.
Falconista punches Damicky.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Damicky chops Falconista.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Falconista hits Damicky with a kick.
Falconista is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista gives the sign for the Lisence to Kill.
Falconista executes the Lisence to Kill on Damicky.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits Falconista with an elbow.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky executes a headbutt against Falconista.
HARPSichord throws Falconista brass knuckles.
Falconista hits Damicky with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Damicky performs a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky covers Falconista.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky hits a choke slam on Falconista.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a bodyslam, but Falconista counters it with an elbowsmash.
Falconista tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky throws Falconista out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a vertical suplex on Falconista.
Damicky hits a kneelift on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Damicky throws Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a gutwrench suplex on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Damicky performs a clothesline against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Damicky whips Falconista into the guardrail.
Damicky executes a roundhouse right against Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against Damicky.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Falconista shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Falconista uses an elbowdrop on Damicky.
Falconista whips Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 7.
Damicky hits a roundhouse right on Falconista.
damicky hits a bulldog on Falconista.
Richard Head counts: 8.
HARPSichord goes for a discus elbow to the back of the had, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Richard Head counts: 9.
Damicky and HARPSichord start violently brawling.
Richard Head counts: 10.
Richard Head calls for the bell.

The match is a Double Countout. Time of match: 0:21:39
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

Damicky throws HARPSichord into the barricade.

HARPSichord jumps up and attacks Damicky from behind.

HARPSichord drives Damicky's head into the ring steps.

HARPSichord retrieves a barbed wire cricket bat from under the ring.

HARPSichord hits Damicky with the barbed wire cricket bat.

Damicky is busted open.

HARPSichord goes for another swing, but Damicky grabs the bat from him.

Damicky nearly takes HARPSichord's head off with the barbed wire cricket bat.

HARPSichord is cut open.

HARPSichord responds with a spear tackle to Damicky.

HARPSichord and Damicky strip barbed wire off the cricket bat and wrap it around their fists.

HARPSichord and Damicky line each other up, and put their fists up.

HARPSichord and Damicky lunge at each other...





ClarkeM, Gralin, Supersuns, and BigChippa52 sprint down to ringside.

ClarkeM, Gralin, SuperSuns and BigChippa52 try to restrain HARPSichord.




Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield sprint down to ringside.

Ant Bear, jackster83, okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield try to restrain Damicky.


The Enforcement and Sin City Swamprats are barely holding HARPSichord and Damicky back from entering an all-out brawl.







PhenomenalV1 arrives on the entrance ramp.

He has a furious look in his eyes as he grabs a microphone.


PV1: Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

I've got to take a stand on this feud before it all spirals out of control.


Damicky and HARPSichord clearly aren't listening, they're screaming at each other at the top of their voices.


PV1: SHUT THE **** UP!


The Enforcement and the Sin City Swamprats reapply their restraint measures.


PV1: As I was about to say...

...This feud has been going on for nearly three months now without any actual match.

Clearly we've deen Harps and Damicky's actions against each other have gone beyond the pale, and I'm not going to have this sort of behaviour tear my company apart!

To settle this all...I'm going to have to break out the nuclear option.

There's only one thing that can contain Damicky and HARPSichord without damaging everyone else around them.

In two weeks time, they will meet for their one and only sanctioned match, and it will be inside...





HELL

IN

A

CELL.




PhenomenalV1 storms backstage ad the Enforcement and Swamprats drag HARPSichord and Damicky back to their respective locker rooms.​

I was really looking forward to a Punjabi Prison Match

 

[damicky]

You are ****ing dead, damicky.

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Loonerty takes Callums_Guns down with a dragon suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty throws Manangatang into the cage.
Manangatang is out cold.
Loonerty catches Callums_Guns in an Indian deathlock.
There is no referee there to ask Callums_Guns.
Manangatang is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
Manangatang asks Callums_Guns if he's still there.
Callums_Guns nods.
Callums_Guns breaks the hold with a punch after 18 seconds.
Callums_Guns executes a Spanish Fly against Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns attempts a basement dropkick, but Loonerty rolls out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty executes a German suplex against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty goes for an octopus hold, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning back kick against Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Loonerty attempts a monkey flip, but Headless blocks it.
Callums_Guns performs a hook kick against Headless.
Callums_Guns hits Headless.
The crowd erupts.
Headless kicks Callums_Guns.
The crowd erupts.
Headless whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Callums_Guns hits Headless with an elbow.
Callums_Guns executes the Liger Bomb against Headless.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns performs a springboard forearm smash against Headless.
Callums_Guns is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on Headless.
Callums_Guns goes for a springboard cutter, but Headless counters it with a backslide.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless goes for a superkick, but Callums_Guns ducks out of the way.
Headless nails Callums_Guns with an enzuigiri.
The crowd erupts.
Headless whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Callums_Guns nails Headless with a backbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns covers Headless.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Callums_Guns hits Loonerty with a kick.
Callums_Guns uses a standing shooting star press on Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a legsweep on Loonerty.
Callums_Guns executes a shooting star press against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns performs a swinging elbowsmash against Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Callums_Guns with a backdrop.
Loonerty uses a single-leg takedown on Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns uses a legsweep on Headless.
Callums_Guns nails Headless with the Liger Bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless tries a dropkick to the knee, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns tries a springboard cutter, but Headless counters it with the cross-face chicken wing.
Callums_Guns grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Headless executes a diving flip piledriver against Callums_Guns.
The crowd erupts.
Headless is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Headless gets a sleeperhold on Callums_Guns.
Loonerty makes the save.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns uses a lariat on Headless.
Callums_Guns attempts a flip DDT, but Headless counters it with a backdrop.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns nails Headless with a running front dropkick.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Headless performs a bodyslam against Callums_Guns.
Headless grinds Callums_Guns' face across the cage.
Headless catches Callums_Guns in a sleeperhold.
Callums_Guns is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Callums_Guns breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but Headless steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns nails Loonerty with a spinning back kick.
Callums_Guns performs a handspring enzuigiri against Headless.
Loonerty executes a bulldog against Headless.
Loonerty takes Headless down with a tiger suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Loonerty attempts a German suplex, but Headless blocks it.
Headless hits a release German suplex on Loonerty.
The crowd erupts.
Headless executes a jawbreaker against Callums_Guns.
Headless performs a kneelift against Callums_Guns.
Headless takes Callums_Guns down with a Saito suplex.
Headless works the crowd.
Headless executes a diving flip piledriver against Loonerty.
Headless is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Headless puts Loonerty in a cross-face submission.
Loonerty makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
Headless goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty goes for an octopus hold, but Headless blocks it.
Headless executes a bodyslam against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns goes for a roundhouse kick, but Headless counters it with a legsweep.
Headless covers Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Headless tries a dropkick to the knee, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Loonerty whips Headless into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Headless lifts his knee.
Headless uses a brain buster onto the knee on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on Headless.
Callums_Guns attempts a flip DDT, but Headless counters it with a backdrop.
Callums_Guns executes the Liger Bomb against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Loonerty hits a knee to the back on Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a handspring enzuigiri on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns performs a shooting star press against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a spinning mule kick against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns performs a running Frankensteiner against Loonerty.
Loonerty tries a tiger suplex, but Headless blocks it.
Headless uses a release German suplex on Loonerty.
Headless executes a kick to the midsection against Loonerty.
Headless uses a knee to the back on Callums_Guns.
Headless performs a brain buster onto the knee against Callums_Guns.
Headless sends Callums_Guns into the turnbuckle.
Headless goes for a fireman's carry neckbreaker, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Headless uses a swinging neckbreaker on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless nails Callums_Guns with an enzuigiri.
Loonerty executes a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
Loonerty executes a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
Loonerty covers Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Callums_Guns tries a Spanish Fly, but Headless blocks it.
Callums_Guns tries the Liger Bomb, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Callums_Guns counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns executes a running front dropkick against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns performs a lifting inverted DDT against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns tries a shooting star press, but Loonerty gets his knees up.
Loonerty puts Callums_Guns in a headscissors submission.
Callums_Guns is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Callums_Guns breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Callums_Guns whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty hits Callums_Guns with a backdrop.
Callums_Guns uses a handspring enzuigiri on Headless.
Callums_Guns uses a lariat on Headless.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns performs a dropkick against Headless.
Callums_Guns tries a jumping front kick, but Headless counters it with an inside cradle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless uses a kneelift on Callums_Guns.
Loonerty whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Loonerty executes an armdrag takedown against Callums_Guns.
Loonerty hits a snap suplex on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty executes a dropkick against Callums_Guns.
Loonerty takes Callums_Guns down with a vertical suplex.
Loonerty catches Callums_Guns in an octopus hold.
Callums_Guns reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Loonerty attempts a European uppercut, but Callums_Guns counters it with a backslide.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns chops Loonerty.
Loonerty kicks Callums_Guns.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns punches Loonerty.
Callums_Guns kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns uses a running front dropkick on Loonerty.
Callums_Guns nails Loonerty with a roundhouse kick.
Callums_Guns executes a chop against Loonerty.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Loonerty tries a monkey flip, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tries the Liger Bomb, but Loonerty counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Callums_Guns has been eliminated.

The crowd erupts.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes.
Headless hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Loonerty bumps into the cage.
Headless catches Loonerty in a sleeperhold.
Loonerty gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds.
Headless attempts a bodyslam, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty locks Headless in a sleeperhold.
Headless is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Headless inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Loonerty uses a Discus lariat on Headless.
Loonerty goes for a chokehold, but Headless blocks it.
Headless performs a knee to the back against Loonerty.
Headless throws Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
Headless charges into the corner, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes, but Headless reverses it.
Loonerty attempts a flying clothesline, but Headless steps out of the way.
Headless tries a release German suplex, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty uses an atomic drop on Headless.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Headless scrapes Loonerty's face across the cage.
Loonerty has been cut open.
Headless throws Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
Headless performs a kick to the midsection against Loonerty.
Headless performs a stomp against Loonerty.
Headless attempts a stomp, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty tries the Michinoku Driver, but Headless counters it with a rana.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Headless takes Loonerty down with a bodyslam.
Headless executes a vertical suplex against Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless attempts a backbreaker, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty gets an armbar submission on Headless.
Headless reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Loonerty uses a headbutt on Headless.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Loonerty with a backdrop.
Loonerty bumps into the cage.
Headless attempts an enzuigiri, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty uses an atomic drop on Headless.
Loonerty kicks Headless.
Headless punches Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless punches Loonerty.
Headless chops Loonerty.
Loonerty hits Headless.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty kicks Headless.
Loonerty hits Headless.
Loonerty tries a Russian legsweep, but Headless counters it with an elbowsmash.
Headless hits a Saito suplex on Loonerty.
Headless executes an elbowsmash against Loonerty.
Headless executes an Aztecan suplex against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Headless with a kick.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
Headless hits Loonerty with an elbow.
Headless performs a brain buster onto the knee against Loonerty.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Loonerty counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes.
Headless misses with a shoulderblock.
Headless hits a swinging neckbreaker on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Headless with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty performs a snap suplex against Headless.
Loonerty uses a hiptoss on Headless.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Headless with a kick.
Loonerty attempts an inverted scorpion deathlock, but Headless kicks him off.
Headless performs a dropkick to the knee against Loonerty.
Headless covers Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless executes a Northern Lights suplex against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Loonerty counters it with a side suplex.
Loonerty takes Headless down with a single-leg takedown.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes.
Loonerty and Headless get hit with a double clothesline.
Loonerty tries a dropkick, but Headless steps out of the way.
Headless whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Headless misses with an elbow.
Loonerty hits Headless with a kick.
Loonerty hits a Russian legsweep on Headless.
Loonerty climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Headless throws him to the mat.
Headless attempts an enzuigiri, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty takes Headless down with a back suplex.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Headless nails Loonerty with a swinging neckbreaker.
Headless hits an enzuigiri on Loonerty.
The crowd erupts.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty hits a Discus lariat on Headless.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty uses a single-leg takedown on Headless.
Loonerty climbs to the top of the pod.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Headless.
Loonerty is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty tries a snap suplex, but Headless slides down his back.
Headless attempts an Aztecan suplex, but Loonerty counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Headless counters it with an elbowsmash.
Headless performs a lung blower against Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
Headless tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty tries a backbreaker, but Headless counters it with a facerake.
Headless attempts a release German suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty punches Headless.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Headless hits Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless chops Loonerty.
Headless hits Loonerty.
Headless whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty performs a flying clothesline against Headless.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty grinds Headless' face across the cage.
Loonerty whips Headless into the ropes, but Headless reverses it.
Loonerty performs a flying clothesline against Headless.
Loonerty tries an elbowdrop, but Headless moves out of the way.
Headless performs a fireman's carry neckbreaker against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless misses with a kick.
Loonerty hits Headless with a backdrop.
Loonerty goes for a snap suplex, but Headless slides down his back.
Headless executes a Russian legsweep against Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Loonerty with an elbow.
Headless uses a chop on Loonerty.
Headless hits a lung blower on Loonerty.
The crowd erupts.
Headless throws Loonerty into the turnbuckle, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty charges into the corner.
Loonerty performs a dropkick against Headless.
Loonerty tries a DDT, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Headless whips Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
Headless runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Loonerty lifts his knee.
Loonerty throws Headless into a pod.
Loonerty gets a run up.
Loonerty nails Headless with a spear.
Headless crashes through the side of a pod.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty covers Headless.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Headless has been eliminated.

The winner is Loonerty. Time of match: 0:37:18
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Loonerty staggers to his feet.

Loonerty raises his fists in victory.





tony comes to ringside.

tony enters the ring.

tony and Loonerty stare down in the middle of the ring.

tony holds up the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

Loonerty is handed a mic.


L: Hey tony...just remember that your only non-DQ loss in the last two seasons was to me.

You know what else?

I will be reprating that result next week.

And that's no threat...that's just a harsh truth you need to hear.


Loonerty throws down the mic.

He and tony continue to to stare down as the cameras fade...




See you next week.

 

[Braklet]

Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.

Buncha campaigners....

 

[Callums_Guns]

Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Callums_Guns has been eliminated.

Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

** Headless has been eliminated.

Headless we didn't you bribe pay the ref

 

[cooney]

The Filth Wizard come down to ringside.

He's brandishing a microphone.


TWF: Now then, what's all this about cooney taking the actions of a Kind Man as an act of agression?

Cooney...you've really got it all wrong.

I explained to you last week that my interference wasn't motivated by revenge for you helping Headless beat me in the Chammber Qualifiers...

...alright, maybe there was a very small, slight element of that, but it was all to stop you from getting hurt in the Chamber match itself!

You can't fault a kind man for looking out for your wellbeing!





cooney comes to ringside.

cooney has a microphone of his own.


c: I want a match.


TFW: Well you're not getting one.


c: I want a match.


The Filth Wizard rolls his eyes.


TFW: My kindness can only extend so far, cooney. For the sake of your own wellbeing, we are not having a match.


cooney shakes his head.


c: Fire up!


TFW: Please, there's no reason for a Kind Man like me to get angry.


As he goes to leave the ring, The Filth Wizard is by a clothesline from cooney.

The Filth Wizard falls out of the ring.

The crowd are going wild for cooney.


c: Wooo.


The Filth Wizard glares and shakes his head before he walks to the back.




--------------------------------------------------------------------------




As he walks through the backstage area, The Filth Wizard passes by the Bang Bang Furie Gang.


He ignores them, but the camera lingers on the Bang Bang Furie Gang.


Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush laugh as they approach the East Side Hawks locker rooms.


Frothies McVeigh knocks on the door with his ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.


FMcV: Anyone at home?


He knocks again, this time a little more forcefully.


FMcV: Still hiding from me, Loons?


Loonerty's voice inside the locker room claps back.


L: PISS OFF!


Frothies McVeigh shrugs, and smirks.


FMcV: Just remember who has the chance to ruin the Chamber winner's title shot!


The Bang Bang Furie Gang return to their locker room.​

Woooo!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!




A whole lot of pummeling! It's SFAEW Round 9!




Let's see what's on the card:






Chipmunk is putting his Intercity Championship on the line against the somehow-falling-upwards Callums_Guns!






BigChippa52 and Falconista are out on the hunt for some titans to kill as The Enforcement continue their reign of terror. In the crosshairs this week: the physically biggest tag team in Sweet - pantskyle and brahj!






Shaun Freakin' Duggan has had enough. He's not won a match all season, and a returning The Majestic seems to be his selected opponent for the week. Good luck getting out of this one in one piece, Maj...








The Tag Team Turmoil qualifiers roll on!

Tonga Bob is looking to bounce back from defeat in the Elimination Chamber by tagging with new Warriors recruit Barrybran! Can they take down the rampaging Raz and jackster83?

In the other qualifier, Braklet and King Tenz look to re-legitimize themselves against the rapidly rising Headless and cooney!




And in your main event of the week:






tony had only lost clean to one man in his SFAEW career.

Loonerty tapped him out last season, and he's keen to do it again.

Can Il Capo escape with his World Title reign still intact?

Will Loons start his second run with the Big Gold Belt?




We'll find out on Sunday.​

 

[cooney]

Woooo!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW Round 9!




Kicking us off tonight:

brahj and pantskyle take on Falconista and BigChippa52!​