Event SFAEW Season 39: Award Show On Now!

[PhenomenalV1]

IT HASN'T BEEN REVOLUTIONARY IN YEARS



IT'S NOT THAT BOLD, IT'S JUST ANOTHER THREAD IN AN INCREASINGLY SPARSE MEDIA LANDSCAPE



IT'S BECOME A BIT OF AN UWILLING JUGGERNAUT



IT'S SOMETHING The Filth Wizard REALLY APPRECIATES, APPARENTLY



DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT



IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN ADMITTING THAT IT'S A RIPOFF OF ACTUAL WRESTLING



IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A NINTH SEASON



IT'S:









SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling




We just won't die. Not yet, anyway.


For the ninth consecutive season, SFAEW is back for another six months of wrestling goodness(?).


Let's kick off proceedings with a recap of SweetaMania VIII and subsequent developments:


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SweetaMania 8 Recap


Night One

- Shaun Freakin' Duggan defeated Frothies Mcveigh for the Intercity Championship, with the help of James Colorado!

- DemurePrincess upset Wosh in her first SweetaMania match!

- DragoDelph, Hatchy1992 and Blaze Storm won the Premiership Scramble against haydo, Tarkyn_24 and boncer34!

- okeydoke7 bowled over The Filth Wizard in a grudge match!

- por_please_ya betrayed the East Side Hawks and joined Il Famiglia, helping MWPP, Dingster and JoshWoodenSpoon defeat Callums_Guns and Loonerty!

- PhenomenalV1 banished the Enforcement's corrupt leader, ClarkeM!

- In the main event of Night One, serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1 overcame their greatest challenge by defeating Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo against all odds!


Night Two

- Tonga Bob took out damicky in the Festivus Feats of Strength!

- Gralin, Supersuns and thewizardmelon regained the Trios Titles after Frothies Mcveigh took his revenge on James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush!

- cooney defeated Senor M by default after M's ankle gives out.

- TheInjuryFactory won the Hardcore Championship after slamming Braklet into a casket!

- Chipmunk rose about 7 other wrestlers to claim the ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase!

- Bonz narrowly defeated BigChippa52 in a slugfest for the ages!

- And in the main event of Night Two, Elton Johns Wig overcame the odds to defeat Il Famiglia head honcho tony for the World Heavyweight Championship!


New Year's Revolution

- The biggest thing to note from this show is that por_please_ya, MWPP and Dingster won the Trios Titles.


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Other News

The Pre-Season special is happening on Wednesday. The match card should be going up tomorrow.

Midweek Mayhem made a brief reappearance at the end of last season (if only to get all the ClarkeMoney qualification matches out of the way), but it's unlikely to be coming back for this season. It's just too much additional work.


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SFAEW Awards

Yes, we're still collecting your votes over at SFAEW HQ. No joke, around a third of the categories are currently tied, so if you haven't voted yet...just get it out of the way already.

Here's the link:

Season 38 SFAEW Awards

docs.google.com

The Award winners will be announced at some point between Beez Night and the Round 1 match threads, and I will spam the former thread with the link to the poll.


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This season's going to be a wild one, so strap yourselves in.

Here's to another season of SFAEW.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

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WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Elton Johns Wig​	World Heavyweight Championship​	21/12/2024​	29​
serial_thrilla & TRUMAN#1​	World Tag Team Championships​	20/10/2024​	91​
ShaunDuggan​	Intercity Championship​	20/12/2024​	30​
TheInjuryFactory​	Hardcore Championship​	21/11/2024​	29​
por_please_ya, MWPP, Dingster​	Trios Championships​	5/1/2025​	14​

Dates and stats correct as of 19/1/25


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

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WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Chipmunk​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	21/12/24​	29​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

IT'S SOMETHING The Filth Wizard REALLY APPRECIATES, APPARENTLY



DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT

​

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey PhenomenalV1 I just want to check in with you to see if award voting is still on?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hey PhenomenalV1 I just want to check in with you to see if award voting is still on?

Alledgedly so.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Alledgedly so.

Will there be Democracy Sausages?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Will there be Democracy Sausages?

You'll get one of those phallic mini-frankfurters, and you'll enjoy it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You'll get one of those phallic mini-frankfurters, and you'll enjoy it.

Danke.

 

[Braklet]

You'll get one of those phallic mini-frankfurters, and you'll enjoy it.

Circumcision alive and well in Sweet FA!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

We're back...ish.



The SFAEW Preseason Special is coming up on Wednesday night!



Let's see what we've got lined up:






cooney looks to get back on the winner's list against a rat recovering from a defeat of his own, damicky!






Now that all three of them are at the Furies, there's nothing stopping serial_thrilla, TRUMAN#1 and Bonz from teaming up! The first people in their crosshairs? Bono's old teammates Braklet, King Tenz and Robertio!






Il Famiglia seem to be playing a hands off approach when it comes to cleaning up loose threads: they've sent Test Tickle in to finish the job of taking out Callums_Guns!






TheInjuryFactory will be making his first defence of the Hardcore Championship in a Tables Match against Ocha905!






Meanwhile, TiF's Wig Factory teammate Elton Johns Wig is teaming up with the No. 1 contender for his World Championship: the one and only Tonga Bob. Can this brief dalliance between friends overcome the team hopping duo of Raz and DenieD?




And in your main event of the pre-season:






We're running back the opening match of SweetaMania VIII!

This time around though, Shaun Freakin' Duggan is the Intercity Champ, and Frothies Mcveigh is the challenger. Also it's 2/3 Falls.

See you tomorrow night for all the action.​

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Yeah the Wrestlin is back.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Yeah the Wrestlin is back.

Highlight of the Sweet FA calendar.

 

[cooney]

woooo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Wednesday, you know what that means!



It's time for the SFAEW Preseason Special!



Kicking us off tonight:

cooney takes on damicky!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with an elbow.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
Damicky performs a clothesline against cooney.
Damicky uses a powerslam on cooney.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes a stomp against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney uses a low blow on Damicky.
cooney catches Damicky in a front facelock.
Blacky checks Damicky's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Damicky fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
Damicky sends cooney into the turnbuckle.
cooney comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky puts cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney tries to escape the hold.
Damicky lets go after 22 seconds.
Damicky locks cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on cooney.
Damicky executes a flying bulldog against cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky uses a stomp on cooney.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on Damicky.
Damicky is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Damicky grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney throws Damicky out of the ring.
cooney goes outside.
cooney attempts a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on cooney.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blacky counts: 3.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 4.
cooney hits a low blow on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a kneebreaker on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 5.
cooney whips Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a chop on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney hits a facerake on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
cooney climbs back into the ring.
Damicky follows him back in.
cooney locks Damicky in an armbar submission.
Damicky inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on cooney.
Damicky places cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky goes for a double underhook superplex, but cooney blocks it.
cooney throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
Damicky kicks cooney.
cooney punches Damicky.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky tries an abdominal stretch, but cooney reverses it.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney goes for a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on cooney.
Damicky tries a headlock takedown, but cooney throws him off.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney attempts a thumb to the eye, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky takes cooney down with a back suplex.
Damicky tries a sleeperhold, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Damicky misses with a kick.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
cooney performs a kneebreaker against Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney performs a back suplex against Damicky.
cooney executes a dropkick against Damicky.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against cooney.
Damicky sets up cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a headbutt against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney blocks it.
cooney attempts a front facelock, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky runs cooney into the ringsteps.
Damicky shoves cooney into the guardrail.
Damicky sets up cooney on the announcers' table.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky uses a kneelift on cooney.
Blacky counts: 3.
Blacky counts: 4.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but cooney counters it with a bulldog.
cooney mumbles "woooo" to the crowd.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney goes for a back suplex, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 5.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but cooney blocks it.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
Blacky counts: 7.
cooney goes for a roundhouse right, but Damicky counters it with a punch.
Blacky counts: 8.
Damicky attempts a gutwrench suplex, but cooney counters it with a backdrop.
Blacky counts: 9.
cooney executes a punch against Damicky.
cooney performs a reverse neckbreaker against Damicky.
cooney goes for a punch, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky reenters the ring.
cooney rolls back in under the bottom rope.
cooney begs off.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney uses a punch on Damicky.
cooney executes a facerake against Damicky.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney hits Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
Damicky hits cooney.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
Damicky punches cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney blocks it.
cooney uses a back suplex on Damicky.
cooney locks Damicky in an abdominal stretch.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a ropeburn on Damicky.
cooney runs into the ropes.



Senor M hobbles to ringside on crutches.

cooney misses with a kick.
cooney misses with an elbow.
cooney hits Damicky with a clothesline.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, Senor M breaks up the pin.
Senor M takes the cast off his ankle.
Senor M smashes his cast into cooney's head
Blacky calls for the disqualification.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is cooney by disqualification. Time of match: 0:15:05
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Senor M grabs a microphone.

SnrM: ...See you in Round One, cooney.

Senor M rolls out of the ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

serial_thrilla, TRUMAN#1 and Bonz take on Braklet, King Tenz and Robertio!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
King Tenz uses a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
King Tenz whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on King Tenz.
serial_thrilla goes for a Muscle Buster, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz performs a snap mare against serial_thrilla.
King Tenz goes for a back suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla takes King Tenz down with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard dropkick, but King Tenz steps out of the way.
King Tenz throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
serial_thrilla slides back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits King Tenz with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla hits a superkick on King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard cutter, but King Tenz counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
King Tenz tags out to Braklet.
Bonz enters the ring and throws King Tenz out of the ring.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam against Braklet.
serial_thrilla nails Braklet with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs a side slam against Braklet.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a superkick, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla tags out to Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard dropkick against Braklet.
Bonz tries a crotch slam, but Braklet counters it with a facerake.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Braklet attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Bonz counters it with a backward kick.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and serial_thrilla whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Bonz whips Braklet into the ropes.
Bonz misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with a kick.
Bonz misses with a clothesline.
Bonz tries a powerslam, but Braklet counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet nails Bonz with a Gory lock faceslam.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz executes a flying shoulderblock against Braklet.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz hits a side suplex on Braklet.
Bonz nails Braklet with a spear.
Braklet begs off.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but Braklet blocks it.
Bonz takes Braklet down with a bodyslam.
Bonz hits a full nelson slam on Braklet.
Bonz tries a side suplex, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet tags out to King Tenz.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws Braklet out of the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against King Tenz.
Bonz goes for a spinning mule kick, but King Tenz ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and lays out Braklet.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla nails King Tenz with a superkick.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
Bonz goes for a crotch slam, but King Tenz blocks it.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
King Tenz uses a forearm to the back on Bonz.
King Tenz performs a jumping neckbreaker against Bonz.
King Tenz is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
King Tenz hits a spinebuster slam on Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz uses a kick to the midsection on Bonz.
King Tenz tags out to Robertio.
King Tenz goes for a jumping neckbreaker, but Bonz counters it with a backward kick.
King Tenz rolls out of the ring.
Bonz uses an STO on Robertio.
Bonz uses a double underhook suplex on Robertio.
Bonz covers Robertio.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz hits a vertical suplex on Robertio.
Bonz uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Robertio.
Bonz tags out to Truman#1.
Bonz performs a dropkick against Robertio.
Truman#1 takes Robertio down with a back suplex.
King Tenz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Truman#1 and Bonz whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double clothesline.
Truman#1 and Bonz hit Robertio with a double dropkick.
King Tenz gets back up, but gets cut off.
Bonz attempts a kick to the head, but Robertio ducks out of the way.
Bonz leaves the ring.
Robertio uses a dropkick on Truman#1.
Robertio goes to the outside.
He grabs a frying pan.
Robertio chokes him with a frying pan.
Robertio performs a jawbreaker against Truman#1.
Robertio is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Robertio strikes a pose.
Robertio hits him with the frying pan.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Robertio performs a spear against Truman#1.
Robertio is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Robertio hits him with a frying pan.
Robertio executes a forearm to the back against Truman#1.
Robertio runs into the ropes.
Robertio misses with an elbow.
Truman#1 misses with a clothesline.
Robertio misses with a kick.
Robertio hits Truman#1 with an elbow.
Robertio hits a chop on Truman#1.
Robertio tries a kick to the midsection, but Truman#1 blocks it.
Truman#1 places Robertio on the turnbuckle.
Truman#1 nails Robertio with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Truman#1 runs into the ropes.
Truman#1 hits a spinning headscissors on Robertio.
Truman#1 tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and Truman#1 hit Robertio with a double front-layout suplex.
Truman#1 leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla tries an inverted atomic drop, but Robertio blocks it.
Robertio goes for a spear, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on Robertio.
serial_thrilla tags out to Bonz.
Bonz and serial_thrilla whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double kick to the midsection.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Bonz goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Robertio counters it with a backdrop.
Robertio hits him with the frying pan.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Robertio tries a flying cross body press, but Bonz counters it with a running powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and serial_thrilla whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double clothesline.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a powerslam on Robertio.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz attempts a vertical suplex, but Robertio slides down his back.
Robertio attempts a crucifix, but Bonz counters it with a Samoan Drop.
Bonz goes for a spinning mule kick, but Robertio ducks out of the way.
Robertio chops Bonz.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Robertio chops Bonz.
Robertio tags out to King Tenz.
Robertio goes for a Hotshot, but Bonz counters it with a lariat.
Robertio rolls out of the ring.
Bonz hits a whiplash neckbreaker on King Tenz.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on King Tenz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
King Tenz complains about a fast count.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are Bonz, serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1. Time of match: 0:09:07
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


An easy win to the newly minted Furies!

 

[damicky]

They lock up.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with an elbow.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
Damicky performs a clothesline against cooney.
Damicky uses a powerslam on cooney.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes a stomp against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney uses a low blow on Damicky.
cooney catches Damicky in a front facelock.
Blacky checks Damicky's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Damicky fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
Damicky sends cooney into the turnbuckle.
cooney comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky puts cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney tries to escape the hold.
Damicky lets go after 22 seconds.
Damicky locks cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on cooney.
Damicky executes a flying bulldog against cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky uses a stomp on cooney.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on Damicky.
Damicky is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Damicky grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney throws Damicky out of the ring.
cooney goes outside.
cooney attempts a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on cooney.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blacky counts: 3.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 4.
cooney hits a low blow on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a kneebreaker on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 5.
cooney whips Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a chop on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney hits a facerake on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
cooney climbs back into the ring.
Damicky follows him back in.
cooney locks Damicky in an armbar submission.
Damicky inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on cooney.
Damicky places cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky goes for a double underhook superplex, but cooney blocks it.
cooney throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
Damicky kicks cooney.
cooney punches Damicky.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky tries an abdominal stretch, but cooney reverses it.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney goes for a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on cooney.
Damicky tries a headlock takedown, but cooney throws him off.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney attempts a thumb to the eye, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky takes cooney down with a back suplex.
Damicky tries a sleeperhold, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Damicky misses with a kick.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
cooney performs a kneebreaker against Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney performs a back suplex against Damicky.
cooney executes a dropkick against Damicky.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against cooney.
Damicky sets up cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a headbutt against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney blocks it.
cooney attempts a front facelock, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky runs cooney into the ringsteps.
Damicky shoves cooney into the guardrail.
Damicky sets up cooney on the announcers' table.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky uses a kneelift on cooney.
Blacky counts: 3.
Blacky counts: 4.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but cooney counters it with a bulldog.
cooney mumbles "woooo" to the crowd.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney goes for a back suplex, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 5.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but cooney blocks it.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
Blacky counts: 7.
cooney goes for a roundhouse right, but Damicky counters it with a punch.
Blacky counts: 8.
Damicky attempts a gutwrench suplex, but cooney counters it with a backdrop.
Blacky counts: 9.
cooney executes a punch against Damicky.
cooney performs a reverse neckbreaker against Damicky.
cooney goes for a punch, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky reenters the ring.
cooney rolls back in under the bottom rope.
cooney begs off.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney uses a punch on Damicky.
cooney executes a facerake against Damicky.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney hits Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
Damicky hits cooney.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
Damicky punches cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney blocks it.
cooney uses a back suplex on Damicky.
cooney locks Damicky in an abdominal stretch.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a ropeburn on Damicky.
cooney runs into the ropes.



Senor M hobbles to ringside on crutches.

cooney misses with a kick.
cooney misses with an elbow.
cooney hits Damicky with a clothesline.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, Senor M breaks up the pin.
Senor M takes the cast off his ankle.
Senor M smashes his cast into cooney's head
Blacky calls for the disqualification.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is cooney by disqualification. Time of match: 0:15:05
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Senor M grabs a microphone.

SnrM: ...See you in Round One, cooney.

Senor M rolls out of the ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Test Tickle faces off with Callums_Guns!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns executes a Spanish Fly against Test Tickle.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns uses a running Frankensteiner on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning mule kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns nails Test Tickle with a hook kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns performs the 6-1-9 against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns attempts a handspring enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle hits a power bomb on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Test Tickle uses a slap on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle with a clothesline.
Test Tickle falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Test Tickle reenters the ring.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a bodyslam against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a lifting inverted DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Test Tickle goes for a short lariat, but Callums_Guns counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning back kick on Test Tickle.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns throws Test Tickle out of the ring.
Callums_Guns goes outside.
Callums_Guns shoves Test Tickle into the guardrail.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Callums_Guns climbs back into the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
Callums_Guns uses a lifting inverted DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle uses a lariat on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns with a backdrop.
Test Tickle throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Test Tickle rolls out under the bottom rope.
Test Tickle is handed a baseball bat.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
Test Tickle uses a slap on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Test Tickle shoves Callums_Guns into the guardrail.
Test Tickle hits a kick to the head on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Test Tickle takes a swing at Callums_Guns with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
Callums_Guns snatches the baseball bat from him.
Callums_Guns hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 6.
Callums_Guns goes for the Defector, but Test Tickle blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Callums_Guns executes a swinging elbowsmash against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns reenters the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
Test Tickle brings the the baseball bat into the ring.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Test Tickle goes for a Saito suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a go-behind.
Callums_Guns executes a hook kick against Test Tickle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard forearm smash, but Test Tickle
counters it with a Soviet suplex.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns performs a jumping front kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a jumping front kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning back kick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a chop against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Test Tickle executes a short lariat against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle goes for a slap, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tries an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Test Tickle performs a power bomb against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle performs an eye gouge against Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle goes for a short lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns kicks Test Tickle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns punches Test Tickle.
Test Tickle chops Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle punches Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle executes a slap against Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with an elbow.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle with a kick.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning mule kick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a running front dropkick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits a dropkick on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Test Tickle attempts a Northern Lights bomb, but Callums_Guns counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a legsweep on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Test Tickle tries a lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns executes a springboard cutter against Test Tickle.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns punches Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is being booed out of the building.
Test Tickle hits a kick to the head on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Test Tickle hits a lariat on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
Manangatang throws the baseball bat over the top rope.
Test Tickle hits a Northern Lights bomb on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is vociferously booing Test Tickle.
Test Tickle throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Test Tickle rolls out under the bottom rope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle performs an elbowsmash against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Test Tickle is handed a fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle executes a lariat against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Test Tickle hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle uses a DDT on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle reenters the ring.
Callums_Guns climbs back into the ring.
Test Tickle executes the Backfist on Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns uses an enzuigiri on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns nails Test Tickle with a standing shooting star press.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns performs a kneedrop against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns executes a lariat against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a flip DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns executes a handspring enzuigiri against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle performs a jumping DDT against Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle tries a short lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the turnbuckle, but Test Tickle reverses it.
Test Tickle uses an open-handed chop on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle uses an elbowsmash on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle uses a jumping DDT on Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Callums_Guns counters it with a facerake.
Callums_Guns gives the sign for the Defector.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.

The winner is Callums_Guns. Time of match: 0:11:49
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


Callums_Guns stands up on the top turnbuckle.

Callums_Guns gestures to a section of box seats in the stands.

por_please_ya, Dingster, MWPP and JoshWoodenSpoon look down on the ring from the seats.

Callums_Guns locks eyes with por_please_ya.

Il Famglia leave the arena...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

TheInjuryFactory takes on Ocha905 in a Tables Match for the Hardcore Championship!​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns executes a Spanish Fly against Test Tickle.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns uses a running Frankensteiner on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning mule kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns nails Test Tickle with a hook kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
Callums_Guns performs the 6-1-9 against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns attempts a handspring enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle hits a power bomb on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Test Tickle uses a slap on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle with a clothesline.
Test Tickle falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Test Tickle reenters the ring.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a bodyslam against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a lifting inverted DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Test Tickle goes for a short lariat, but Callums_Guns counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning back kick on Test Tickle.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns throws Test Tickle out of the ring.
Callums_Guns goes outside.
Callums_Guns shoves Test Tickle into the guardrail.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Callums_Guns climbs back into the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
Callums_Guns uses a lifting inverted DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle uses a lariat on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns with a backdrop.
Test Tickle throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Test Tickle rolls out under the bottom rope.
Test Tickle is handed a baseball bat.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
Test Tickle uses a slap on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Test Tickle shoves Callums_Guns into the guardrail.
Test Tickle hits a kick to the head on Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Test Tickle takes a swing at Callums_Guns with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
Callums_Guns snatches the baseball bat from him.
Callums_Guns hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 6.
Callums_Guns goes for the Defector, but Test Tickle blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Callums_Guns executes a swinging elbowsmash against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns reenters the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
Test Tickle brings the the baseball bat into the ring.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Test Tickle goes for a Saito suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a go-behind.
Callums_Guns executes a hook kick against Test Tickle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard forearm smash, but Test Tickle
counters it with a Soviet suplex.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns performs a jumping front kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard forearm smash on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a jumping front kick against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning back kick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a chop against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Test Tickle executes a short lariat against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle goes for a slap, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tries an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Test Tickle performs a power bomb against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle performs an eye gouge against Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle goes for a short lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns kicks Test Tickle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns punches Test Tickle.
Test Tickle chops Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle punches Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle executes a slap against Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with an elbow.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle with a kick.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning mule kick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns uses a running front dropkick on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits a dropkick on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Test Tickle attempts a Northern Lights bomb, but Callums_Guns counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a legsweep on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the ropes.
Test Tickle tries a lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns executes a springboard cutter against Test Tickle.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns punches Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits Test Tickle.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle is being booed out of the building.
Test Tickle hits a kick to the head on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle whips Callums_Guns into the ropes, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Test Tickle hits a lariat on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle hits him with the baseball bat.
Manangatang throws the baseball bat over the top rope.
Test Tickle hits a Northern Lights bomb on Callums_Guns.
The crowd is vociferously booing Test Tickle.
Test Tickle throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Test Tickle rolls out under the bottom rope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle performs an elbowsmash against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Test Tickle is handed a fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle executes a lariat against Callums_Guns.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Test Tickle hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Test Tickle uses a DDT on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle reenters the ring.
Callums_Guns climbs back into the ring.
Test Tickle executes the Backfist on Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns uses an enzuigiri on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns nails Test Tickle with a standing shooting star press.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns performs a kneedrop against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns executes a lariat against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns hits a flip DDT on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns executes a handspring enzuigiri against Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle performs a jumping DDT against Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle tries a short lariat, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns whips Test Tickle into the turnbuckle, but Test Tickle reverses it.
Test Tickle uses an open-handed chop on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle uses an elbowsmash on Callums_Guns.
Test Tickle uses a jumping DDT on Callums_Guns.
Numerous fans are using Test Tickle as target practice.
Test Tickle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Callums_Guns counters it with a facerake.
Callums_Guns gives the sign for the Defector.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on Test Tickle.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.

The winner is Callums_Guns. Time of match: 0:11:49
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


Callums_Guns stands up on the top turnbuckle.

Callums_Guns gestures to a section of box seats in the stands.

por_please_ya, Dingster, MWPP and JoshWoodenSpoon look down on the ring from the seats.

Callums_Guns locks eyes with por_please_ya.

Il Famglia leave the arena...

Test Tickle we really should get back to the BnF.

 

[Ocha905]

Fourthly:

TheInjuryFactory takes on Ocha905 in a Tables Match for the Hardcore Championship!​

No one else I'd rather lose too!

 

[cooney]

They lock up.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with an elbow.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
Damicky performs a clothesline against cooney.
Damicky uses a powerslam on cooney.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes a stomp against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney uses a low blow on Damicky.
cooney catches Damicky in a front facelock.
Blacky checks Damicky's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Damicky fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
Damicky sends cooney into the turnbuckle.
cooney comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky puts cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney tries to escape the hold.
Damicky lets go after 22 seconds.
Damicky locks cooney in a sleeperhold.
cooney gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, cooney reenters the ring.
cooney begs off.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on cooney.
Damicky executes a flying bulldog against cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky uses a stomp on cooney.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on Damicky.
Damicky is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Damicky grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney throws Damicky out of the ring.
cooney goes outside.
cooney attempts a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on cooney.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blacky counts: 3.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 4.
cooney hits a low blow on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a kneebreaker on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 5.
cooney whips Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney uses a chop on Damicky.
cooney throws Damicky into the guardrail.
cooney hits a facerake on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
cooney climbs back into the ring.
Damicky follows him back in.
cooney locks Damicky in an armbar submission.
Damicky inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on cooney.
Damicky places cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky goes for a double underhook superplex, but cooney blocks it.
cooney throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
cooney executes a chop against Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky kicks cooney.
Damicky kicks cooney.
cooney punches Damicky.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky tries an abdominal stretch, but cooney reverses it.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney executes a low blow against Damicky.
cooney goes for a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on cooney.
Damicky tries a headlock takedown, but cooney throws him off.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney attempts a thumb to the eye, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
Damicky takes cooney down with a back suplex.
Damicky tries a sleeperhold, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Damicky chops cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney hits Damicky.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney hits Damicky.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Damicky misses with a kick.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
cooney performs a kneebreaker against Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney chops Damicky.
cooney performs a back suplex against Damicky.
cooney executes a dropkick against Damicky.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against cooney.
Damicky sets up cooney on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a headbutt against cooney.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but cooney blocks it.
cooney attempts a front facelock, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky throws cooney out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky runs cooney into the ringsteps.
Damicky shoves cooney into the guardrail.
Damicky sets up cooney on the announcers' table.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
Damicky uses a kneelift on cooney.
Blacky counts: 3.
Blacky counts: 4.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but cooney counters it with a bulldog.
cooney mumbles "woooo" to the crowd.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney goes for a back suplex, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 5.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but cooney blocks it.
cooney hits a chop on Damicky.
Blacky counts: 6.
Blacky counts: 7.
cooney goes for a roundhouse right, but Damicky counters it with a punch.
Blacky counts: 8.
Damicky attempts a gutwrench suplex, but cooney counters it with a backdrop.
Blacky counts: 9.
cooney executes a punch against Damicky.
cooney performs a reverse neckbreaker against Damicky.
cooney goes for a punch, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky reenters the ring.
cooney rolls back in under the bottom rope.
cooney begs off.
Damicky performs a kneelift against cooney.
Damicky whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits Damicky with an elbow.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney whips Damicky into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney uses a punch on Damicky.
cooney executes a facerake against Damicky.
cooney tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky hits cooney.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky hits cooney.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney hits Damicky.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
Damicky hits cooney.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
cooney punches Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
Damicky punches cooney.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky hits cooney.
cooney kicks Damicky.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky punches cooney.
Damicky attempts a choke slam, but cooney blocks it.
cooney uses a back suplex on Damicky.
cooney locks Damicky in an abdominal stretch.
Damicky reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a ropeburn on Damicky.
cooney runs into the ropes.



Senor M hobbles to ringside on crutches.

cooney misses with a kick.
cooney misses with an elbow.
cooney hits Damicky with a clothesline.
cooney covers Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, Senor M breaks up the pin.
Senor M takes the cast off his ankle.
Senor M smashes his cast into cooney's head
Blacky calls for the disqualification.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is cooney by disqualification. Time of match: 0:15:05
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Senor M grabs a microphone.

SnrM: ...See you in Round One, cooney.

Senor M rolls out of the ring.

Ffs go away

 

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