Shit Selwood Mega Thread

[Hood007]

LOL at geelong flogs crying about this thread cause they know its true

Selwood>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rioli

Surely you and all your flog mates will have a cry about that one...

 

[mess]

My word. Crying right now as it happens...

 

[Hood007]

My word. Crying right now as it happens...

There, there.
Tissues will help...

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Last night this pissed bloke down the pub was saying he saw Joel Selwood once steal a screaming child's Furry Friends chocolate bar. He then produced a stick of C4 explosive that had been painted brown and told the child, 'Here, chew on this you ******* little ***** of ****!'

Joel Selwood stepped back and laughed as the hungry child bit into the piece of C4 and exploded. There were shreds of Wiggles playsuit mixed in with pulpy bits of brain and skull everywhere, all told.

This pissed bloke, wearing a striped brown and gold football jumper, also said Joel Selwood is bent on causing similar terrorist outrages at any place and at any time.

I finished my pot in stunned silence... then ordered another.

Same bloke, the brown and gold jumper a bit rattier than it was in 2009, just told me right this minute that Joel Selwood was seen in France a few days ago. And Syria. And Novorossiya. And he taught Boko Haram how to strap bombs to kids.

I finished my pot in stunned silence... and decided I needed something heavier.