Shopping Centre Stories

[rocker_oz33]

i do all my shopping on the internet. i can look at pornography at the same time and i got really weird looks last i did it at the shopping centre

Till you get a blow up doll and a flesh light in the mail .. .

 

[74561347]

Till you get a blow up doll and a flesh light in the mail .. .

i got banned from sexyland because of my try before you buy policy

 

[TheEscapeClub]

RIGHT!

I just pictured the character of Brett (Harry Dean Stanton) from Alien when I read that.

 

[rocker_oz33]

There's a gun shop in the shopping centre in GTA vice City stories..

 

[rocker_oz33]

I just pictured the character of Brett (Harry Dean Stanton) from Alien when I read that.

Or Dr Evil .

 

[errant bounce]

Don't think I've ever heard a worse bunch of yarns in my life, jesus ****ing christ.

 

[t_94]

Not hard to spot the idiots or selfish people at a shopping centre.

Today, three women thought it would be a wonderful idea to have a conversation in the middle of a walkway with their trollies.

Then at Aldi two old biddies were walking side by side with a trolley each occupying the width of the aisle. FFS.

Please, do share.

Think you probably need to get out a bit more mate. Very boring thread idea.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Don't think I've ever heard a worse bunch of yarns in my life, jesus ****ing christ.

I'll get to it when I get home from work today. I worked at Coles in Corio Village, Geelong in the mid to late 80s.

There's a few I can think of.

 

[Cruyff14]

Think you probably need to get out a bit more mate. Very boring thread idea.

OK.

Yet here you are, though.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I'll get to it when I get home from work today. I worked at Coles in Corio Village, Geelong in the mid to late 80s.

There's a few I can think of.

You survived to tell the stories ....well done ...

 

[TheEscapeClub]

You survived to tell the stories ....well done ...

At least one of our customers didn't, we put him on a trolley and wheeled him into the fruit and vege cold store until the coromer arrived.