Meltdown Shut up D/H

[V_23]

"D/H" referring to Dan Houston, of course.

So, let me get this straight:

1. First this mf tells Poort to GAGF, plotting a move to the Demons while the season is still going. Fair enough, I guess, since Stinkley has been straight-setting them for years.

2. Then he tells the Demons to GAGF, he'd rather play for the mighty Blues. Again, fair enough, since who wouldn't want to play alongside dual Brownlow medallist Patty Cripps and all the other stars at Princes Park.

3. Carlton tell Houston to GAGF since we're not willing to overpay for a 27-year-old half back, especially seeing as though we already have Saad, Docherty, Newman, etc.

4. Houston tells Norf to GAGF. Norf take a while to realise because they first had to sort through all the other players/supporters/media/potential employees that have also told them to GAGF.

5. He panics and asks for a trade to CoLOLlingwood because they're desperately trying to win another premiership before their old af list falls off a cliff (who's their next best young player after N. Daicos??? )

6. He gets to the Pies, and we all await the train wreck that will ensue in 2025.

7. Finally, he runs his mouf about the Demons being in utter turmoil for the reason that he no longer wanted to be traded there.

"Throughout the year there was, idk how to put it, a little bit of unrest at Melbourne it seemed. I let my manager know (going to Melbourne as planned) probably wasn't the best thing for me to do, I'd probably rather not go there."​

Seems like he's a perfect fit for the Pies with his recent conduct

#Culcha

 

[James Colorado]

More aggressive telling of people to GAGF in this saga than at the Berwick Inn Hotel on a Friday night.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

"D/H" referring to Dan Houston, of course.

So, let me get this straight:

1. First this mf tells Poort to GAGF, plotting a move to the Demons while the season is still going. Fair enough, I guess, since Stinkley has been straight-setting them for years.

2. Then he tells the Demons to GAGF, he'd rather play for the mighty Blues. Again, fair enough, since who wouldn't want to play alongside dual Brownlow medallist Patty Cripps and all the other stars at Princes Park.

3. Carlton tell Houston to GAGF since we're not willing to overpay for a 27-year-old half back, especially seeing as though we already have Saad, Docherty, Newman, etc.

4. Houston tells Norf to GAGF. Norf take a while to realise because they first had to sort through all the other players/supporters/media/potential employees that have also told them to GAGF.

5. He panics and asks for a trade to CoLOLlingwood because they're desperately trying to win another premiership before their old af list falls off a cliff (who's their next best young player after N. Daicos??? )

6. He gets to the Pies, and we all await the train wreck that will ensue in 2025.

7. Finally, he runs his mouf about the Demons being in utter turmoil for the reason that he no longer wanted to be traded there.

Seems like he's a perfect fit for the Pies with his recent conduct

#Culcha

Sounds like someone is upset they got dumped

 

[StackedHunch]

zackah can a single opening post qualify for a meltdown tag?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

zackah can a single opening post qualify for a meltdown tag?

If that doesn't nothing will

 

[V_23]

Sounds like someone is upset they got dumped

We dumped Houston. Don't get it twisted, m7.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

We dumped Houston. Don't get it twisted, m7.

The classic "it's not me it's you" breakup to someone who has already started dating someone else

 

[V_23]

zackah can a single opening post qualify for a meltdown tag?

How am I melting? Just making a timeline of Houston's conduct.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

How am I melting? Just making a timeline of Houston's conduct.

"How am I melting? I'm just writing up a detailed timeline of my ex's movements."

Maybe don't tell the cops that when they come to slap the restraining order on

 

[Jazny]

The OP is more of an embarrassing meltdown than my signature.

 

[V_23]

The OP is more of an embarrassing meltdown than my signature.

Cool story, Jaz. Have signatures disabled, though.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yet a

"How am I melting? I'm just writing up a detailed timeline of my ex's movements."

Maybe don't tell the cops that when they come to slap the restraining order on

He's just another carltank window licker we just try to ignore here because they all love attention. Just let him go he'll be eating his crayons real soon and that will settle him down plus make him happy.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

We dumped Houston. Don't get it twisted, m7.

Sure you did m7 don't be embarrassed.

 

[AvantGardener]

The classic "it's not me it's you" breakup to someone who has already started dating someone else

Wonder if Garys Rohans exes used that one

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Wonder if Garys Rohans exes used that one

I'm not sure they'd be able to sugar coat that one

 

[Sarcoidevo]

This is prime Rd 17 2015 v Hawks

A gargamelt of epic proportions

 

[V_23]

This is prime Rd 17 2015 v Hawks

A gargamelt of epic proportions

Look, everyone! A Saints supporter in The Bay!

 

[zackah]

zackah can a single opening post qualify for a meltdown tag?

 

[Chronz]

"D/H" referring to Dan Houston, of course.

So, let me get this straight:

1. First this mf tells Poort to GAGF, plotting a move to the Demons while the season is still going. Fair enough, I guess, since Stinkley has been straight-setting them for years.

2. Then he tells the Demons to GAGF, he'd rather play for the mighty Blues. Again, fair enough, since who wouldn't want to play alongside dual Brownlow medallist Patty Cripps and all the other stars at Princes Park.

3. Carlton tell Houston to GAGF since we're not willing to overpay for a 27-year-old half back, especially seeing as though we already have Saad, Docherty, Newman, etc.

4. Houston tells Norf to GAGF. Norf take a while to realise because they first had to sort through all the other players/supporters/media/potential employees that have also told them to GAGF.

5. He panics and asks for a trade to CoLOLlingwood because they're desperately trying to win another premiership before their old af list falls off a cliff (who's their next best young player after N. Daicos??? )

6. He gets to the Pies, and we all await the train wreck that will ensue in 2025.

7. Finally, he runs his mouf about the Demons being in utter turmoil for the reason that he no longer wanted to be traded there.

Seems like he's a perfect fit for the Pies with his recent conduct

#Culcha

Nice melt and tl;dr

 

[V_23]

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I wear it as a badge of honour

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How am I melting? Just making a timeline of Houston's conduct.

The real timeline:

1. CarLOLton want to get him, go all in
2. Media hacks report that he wants to go there
3. CarLOLton flogs blow their load early once again
4. Houston tells Cartank to GAGF, says he prefers Pies

 

[the avoca drover]

CatToTheFuture destroying V_23 in this thread

 

[Triggering Tiger]

CatToTheFuture destroying V_23 in this thread

There's been an uprising of moronic levels of posting from the carltank fans in this off season. I think they're very upset because next year's their 30th anniversary of total shitness and it still might continue many years more.

 

[Hamingja]

Carlton's destination club status relegated to being on par with the Saints and OP not coping.

 

[AvantGardener]

Carlton's destination club status relegated to being on par with the Saints and OP not coping.

Lol TDK told you GAGF so did Curnow and Fogarty