Sledges that cut to the bone

[chefmeister]

Cometti during the 2012 GF when Jetta received the ball from the back pocket with Rioli in pursuit.

"This'll be interesting..."

(smirks)

"Jetta's away..."

(looks at Bwuce with glee)

"Rioli cant go with him!!!"


Ouch for poor old Bwucie...

 

[Plugger35]

The late great Malcolm Marshall to David Boon on his test debut at the Gabba.

"Hey Boonie are you going to do the right thing and get out or do I have to come around the wicket and kill you?".

He was only half joking.

 

[JackAttack!]

You'd have dig pretty deep to top Big Bad Bazza! Back in mid '05 I think it was. As usual, the umps were paying a shitload of frees against us & most were against Bazza. Bazza blasted umpire Goldspink I think it was. The maggot marched him 50 again. Bazza turned to the maggot and asked

''Can you give them a free kick for what I'm thinking too?''

Maggot Goldspink replied ''If you're just thinking it, then I won't penalise you, no''

Bazza replied ''I think you're a dickhead''

 

[September Action]

You'd have dig pretty deep to top Big Bad Bazza! Back in mid '05 I think it was. As usual, the umps were paying a shitload of frees against us & most were against Bazza. Bazza blasted umpire Goldspink I think it was. The maggot marched him 50 again. Bazza turned to the maggot and asked

''Can you give them a free kick for what I'm thinking too?''

Maggot Goldspink replied ''If you're just thinking it, then I won't penalise you, no''

Bazza replied ''I think you're a dickhead''

Gold

 

[Gongswan]

I have no idea what Steve Waugh said to Curtly Ambrose, but the man has some big balls, whatever it was got teh right reaction

 

[bignick]

McGrath to Sarwan what does Lara's dick taste like. Sarwan I dont know ask your wife.

McGrath sooked up big time.

 

[juice t]

There was a Sydney grade match when Danny Waugh (Steve & Mark's younger brother) missed 3 balls in a row. The Bowler looked at him and said "Surely you must be adopted"

 

[dymot]

Gold

Plugger35 likes this.

 

[cammo78]

McGrath asked Brandes why he was so fat...Brandes replied "because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit".

And Rod Marsh/Ian Botham...

Marsh - "how's your wife and my kids"?

Botham - "wife's fine, kids are ******ed".

Both gold.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

'FFS get over 1963 already lolz lulz bang bang'

 

[juice t]

"You still haven't beaten the Gold Coast"

 

[T2B_]

You'd have dig pretty deep to top Big Bad Bazza! Back in mid '05 I think it was. As usual, the umps were paying a shitload of frees against us & most were against Bazza. Bazza blasted umpire Goldspink I think it was. The maggot marched him 50 again. Bazza turned to the maggot and asked

''Can you give them a free kick for what I'm thinking too?''

Maggot Goldspink replied ''If you're just thinking it, then I won't penalise you, no''

Bazza replied ''I think you're a dickhead''

That's fantastic, classic Bazza.

 

[tasmanlvr]

Mark Waugh to James Ormond: 'What are you doing here? You're too shit to play for England!'

Ormond to Waugh: 'Maybe so, but at least I'm the best cricketer in my family.'

 

[Mutant]

Yes. It was caught on the umpire's mic. Commentary team went all quiet and pretended they had no idea what it meant.

What do you mean pretended?

 

[Cat A]

2-0

2-1, ****face.

 

[Bartosrules]

I have no idea what Steve Waugh said to Curtly Ambrose, but the man has some big balls, whatever it was got teh right reaction

There was another incident where Dean Jones asked the umpires to tell Ambrose to remove the white sweatband he had on his arm, he said it was interfering with his view of the ball coming out of Ambroses' hand.
Big mistake, Ambrose fired up and took 5/32 and destroyed the Aussies.

 

[Paul Kersey]

What do you mean pretended?

Didn't our friends give a bit of 'I'm not sure what that means'?

 

[September Action]

Didn't our friends give a bit of 'I'm not sure what that means'?

I'M not sure what it means. Am I completely stoopid? If so, pm me.

 

[Gongswan]

There was another incident where Dean Jones asked the umpires to tell Ambrose to remove the white sweatband he had on his arm, he said it was interfering with his view of the ball coming out of Ambroses' hand.
Big mistake, Ambrose fired up and took 5/32 and destroyed the Aussies.

I remember that, but Waugh took him apart

 

[MOONEY 21]

2-0

2>1 Flog. Get your facts correct.

 

[Bennett.]

Best one was still Ian Healey to Ranatunga - "You don't get a runner just for being an overweight, fat c$@*."

 

[rapido]

I have no idea what Steve Waugh said to Curtly Ambrose, but the man has some big balls, whatever it was got teh right reaction

Not the best sledge by Steve Waugh, quite shit actually, but seemed to have worked. It went something like:

Ambrose glares at SW after a delivery.
SW: "What the f... are you looking at?"
CA: "Stop cussing, man."
SW: "F... off."

 

[Purple Suit]

This sledge impacted Port 119 times the following week.

 

[Bosk]

How about Mitch Thorpe to Tom Harley "I'm going to end your career today" and then went on to kick 6 on him?

Pity that's about all the bloke ever did in his career.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Chewy on ya boot always pwned players having a kick at goal when I was a young'n