Bernie
Senior List
The coded messages have been sent. It's time to awaken the Barassi Boys ( ever seen the Boys From Brazil ? ).
All those innocent middle class little boys who were taken as toddlers and given the Melbourne 31 jumper 40 years ago, thereby implanting the instructions that now can be activated !
The signs are easy to spot - complete disinterest in football, a knowledge of skiiing conditions, 4 wheel drive ownership, private school attendance - all in all a perfect cover.
Now they will be unleased and will suddenly ,inexplicably crave football, start wearing a houndstooth sports coat, abuse all other supporters and act as complete prats for the next week. Many families will need extensive counseling during this time to cope with this extreme mood change.
You will know them by their sign - that tiny red and navy blue sticker on the back of the Range Rover - and by their cry - Go Dees.
Hopefully this should pass quickly and by next week, they will have returned to their normal passive selves.
You have been warned !
All those innocent middle class little boys who were taken as toddlers and given the Melbourne 31 jumper 40 years ago, thereby implanting the instructions that now can be activated !
The signs are easy to spot - complete disinterest in football, a knowledge of skiiing conditions, 4 wheel drive ownership, private school attendance - all in all a perfect cover.
Now they will be unleased and will suddenly ,inexplicably crave football, start wearing a houndstooth sports coat, abuse all other supporters and act as complete prats for the next week. Many families will need extensive counseling during this time to cope with this extreme mood change.
You will know them by their sign - that tiny red and navy blue sticker on the back of the Range Rover - and by their cry - Go Dees.
Hopefully this should pass quickly and by next week, they will have returned to their normal passive selves.
You have been warned !