Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Bunk Moreland]

Chief I tried inserting the videos and also just dragging and dropping straight from the file and both came up with this pop-up straight after it seemingly uploaded. Is there a cap on file size/video length? I've even tried it with random 5 second videos and it didn't work, so I'm not sure.

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I understand the videos of me sneaking in are in high demand so you'll all have to be patient



At the moment it seems like photos are still working though, so enjoy...

(I've decided to add a couple others from times I snuck into the rooms earlier this season)


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View attachment 1520021 <^ As close as I could get to inside the Geelong rooms after the game, I was probably a bit late as I chose to watch the post-game awards and it was hard for me to blend in with the rest of the family members. Security was tighter than a normal game but still fairly easy for me to get that far.


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What the hell, I must have missed Collingwood and Carlton at the GF.

 

[Ginnieboy]

I did it one day and the damn security guard that wouldn’t let us in the first gate followed us from gate to gate…

Well you needed to split up

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[Blackhawk42]

Going to go out on a limb and say he probably failed the pre-draft interviews more so than lacked the talent to make it if that video is anything to go by.

 

[Gydafud]

Both annoyed and envious of those who can do it successfully. I couldn't even sneak my way into the MCC after the game while everyone was leaving.

 

[Jeremias]

Welcome to September. Your welcome gift is me bumping this thread for your enjoyment. One of the greats.

 

[LeverPuller]

Welcome to September. Your welcome gift is me bumping this thread for your enjoyment. One of the greats.

Bumping it from the lv4 toilets?

 

[Jeremias]

Bumping it from the lv4 toilets?

Yes but now I have to move. Thanks a lot!

 

[JT_the_Man]

I’m in the tunnels, don’t tell anyone.

 

[LeverPuller]

Yes but now I have to move. Thanks a lot!

Long as you don’t show up in my toilet block!

 

[BG32]

How realistic would it be to A. Find a spot in a cupboard or switchboard room and B. Survive 7 days from what you got in a backpack that would have been checked?

Would rather just jump the turnstile and leg it honestly

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Dunno if I’ve posted this before but a mate borrowed a membership card from an mcc member, ovbiiously against the rules and could lead to the member getting his membership revoked. it was prior to photo ID so the major risk was getting asked to sign your name. The mcc did this not only at the gate but also at random inside the stadium

So he got his wife ( a nurse) to put his wrist in plaster…so he could use the excuse that he could only sign with his left hand!

 

[magpienato]

How realistic would it be to A. Find a spot in a cupboard or switchboard room and B. Survive 7 days from what you got in a backpack that would have been checked?

Would rather just jump the turnstile and leg it honestly

As far as I know they do a complete sweep of the bathrooms after most if not all games so that's off the cards.

While it sounds crazy I think there's more merit to the 'turnstile jump' method than some might think. A number of pages back someone theorised if you were able to leg it quick enough to run into a bathroom stall, quickly change all identifiable clothing; shoes, shirt, pants, hat (maybe even a quick 10 second shave with a disposable blade if your committed to the game) then it might just work.

I still think the 'fake it until you make it' strategy could really take you far. The power of clothing, confidence and perceived social authority. However, for legal reasons my lawyers have advised me to say that I will be legally purchasing a ticket to gain entry into the Grand Final.

 

[NetworkNerd]

How realistic would it be to A. Find a spot in a cupboard or switchboard room and B. Survive 7 days from what you got in a backpack that would have been checked?

Would rather just jump the turnstile and leg it honestly

Best chance would be in the basement somewhere. But who would camp out for a week...

 

[BG32]

As far as I know they do a complete sweep of the bathrooms after most if not all games so that's off the cards.

That why I put forward the other hiding spots.

Getting out of view from security before dipping in to the toilets to get changed would be the hardest part with turnstile hopping

 

[aj1992]

Been hiding out since the Collingwood Brisbane game in round 23, we better make it.

 

[RU_]

Been hiding out since the Collingwood Brisbane game in round 23, we better make it.

At Marvel? Oh no..

 

[Forever North]

The camping out scenario is a goer for sure. Make sure you have hi-vis gear or security uniform and a 2-way radio so you can move about freely during the week. Plenty of behind the scenes work happening so you will just blend in. Then at night sleep in the umpires room or if you're real ballsy the Long room.

 

[KissKiss]

As far as I know they do a complete sweep of the bathrooms after most if not all games so that's off the cards.

While it sounds crazy I think there's more merit to the 'turnstile jump' method than some might think. A number of pages back someone theorised if you were able to leg it quick enough to run into a bathroom stall, quickly change all identifiable clothing; shoes, shirt, pants, hat (maybe even a quick 10 second shave with a disposable blade if your committed to the game) then it might just work.

I still think the 'fake it until you make it' strategy could really take you far. The power of clothing, confidence and perceived social authority. However, for legal reasons my lawyers have advised me to say that I will be legally purchasing a ticket to gain entry into the Grand Final.

I know they get the police dogs in to sweep the ground before the grand final including the toilets. All MCG office staff have to be out of the ground by a strict time on the Friday so they can do a search.

 

[aj1992]

At Marvel? Oh no..

F**k

 

[Pickitt]

You could hide in MCC overhead tunnels

 

[Shane Heard]

A Trojan giraffe..now that’s inventive

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I've gone the ghillie suit route this year, have parked myself in the centre circle. Gonna be a tense coupla hours every time there are games on, but I back myself to stay totally still and avoid all the players

 

[LeverPuller]

I've gone the ghillie suit route this year, have parked myself in the centre circle. Gonna be a tense coupla hours every time there are games on, but I back myself to stay totally still and avoid all the players

Is this why the bouncing is improving? Umpire bouncing the ball on your backside is making up for their crap skills?

 

[gutsroy]

Welcome to September. Your welcome gift is me bumping this thread for your enjoyment. One of the greats.

Like catching up with an old mate you haven't seen in ages, but when you bump into each other, you pick straight back up where you left off