I'm back from my forced hiatus. What have I missed? Apart from September's Winty?
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I'm back from my forced hiatus. What have I missed? Apart from September's Winty?
The bumpings on bay 13
Did you hear we beat St Kilda and are premiers?
Have you seen the stylish new premiership scarves?
I was going to sing a 2 week long version of Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire" using the happenings of the past 2 weeks as lyrics until I realized I have no talent.
Medhurst, Lockyer, Fraser gone
Corrie, Cook, Blight said so long
Faser to the Gold Coast, Chris Scott to coach Geelong
Swallow, Bennell and Sam Day
Aker still does not like gays
Beams, McCarthy tag a sluz, stop thinking with your dongs
Allegations on formspring,
Melbourne and Brisbane land of chings
Irish series coming up, the pies held up the cup
Chorus
Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a real crime
Surgery on Didak's pec
Blues supporters are a wreck
Sherman gave Brisbane a serve as Brennan just walks out
Freo supporters now hate Taz
Cats reckon that they don't need Gaz
West Sydney set to choose a name, they're gonna **** it up
I'm trying to post this song,
still thinking of Beamsy's dong
Something is wrong with my net, won't work while I'm on the phone
Chorus
Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime
My song is coming to an end,
Pies to go back to back again
When's the fixture coming out
It seems to take so long
Soon the draft is coming up
DTM's penis will get hard,
Already excited about Krakouer and Ceglar in the ruck
My internet is still down,
Telstra are a bunch of clowns,
Here we go I'll post it now, coz mum got off the phone
Chorus
Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime
Soon the draft is coming up
DTM's penis will get hard
That was all excellent man.
First week of the granny
We was told pendles had a stomach bug
1 week later he took a huge dump on st.kilda
I think it works.
That was all excellent man.
First week of the granny
We was told pendles had a stomach bug
1 week later he took a huge dump on st.kilda
St Kilda beach?
Plus I'm sorry too much info re draft week and DTM's hard serving member
Faser to the Gold Coast ?
Did you mean Frasier to the Gold Couch?