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I was going to sing a 2 week long version of Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire" using the happenings of the past 2 weeks as lyrics until I realized I have no talent.
 
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I was going to sing a 2 week long version of Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire" using the happenings of the past 2 weeks as lyrics until I realized I have no talent.

September's here come and play ///Cats, Saints, Mag and Footscray
Swans and Hawks, Freo pumped /// Blues are feeling poor

Forecast rain, what a pain /// Sainter's clinch a game again
Freo strong, charging along /// Hawthorn fail more and more

Magpies can not kick straight /// Rocket Eade i-rate
Swans shrug, blues thud /// Fev Flashing making news

Geelong fears, Suns appear /// Johnno's crying lots of tears
Saint's break, Magpies Wait /// Ratten rubbing off his blues


One verse, I'm terrible too, but I had fun doing it! :thumbsu:
 
Medhurst, Lockyer, Fraser gone
Corrie, Cook, Blight said so long
Fraser to the Gold Coast, Chris Scott to coach Geelong

Swallow, Bennell and Sam Day
Aker still does not like gays
Beams, McCarthy tag a sluz, stop thinking with your dongs

Allegations on formspring,
Melbourne and Brisbane land of chings
Irish series coming up, the pies held up the cup

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a real crime

Surgery on Didak's pec
Blues supporters are a wreck
Sherman gave Brisbane a serve as Brennan just walks out

Freo supporters now hate Taz
Cats reckon that they don't need Gaz
West Sydney set to choose a name, they're gonna **** it up

I'm trying to post this song,
still thinking of Beamsy's dong
Something is wrong with my net, won't work while I'm on the phone

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime

My song is coming to an end,
Pies to go back to back again
When's the fixture coming out
It seems to take so long

Soon the draft is coming up
DTM's penis will get hard,
Already excited about Krakouer and Ceglar in the ruck

My internet is still down,
Telstra are a bunch of clowns,
Here we go I'll post it now, coz mum got off the phone

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime
 
Medhurst, Lockyer, Fraser gone
Corrie, Cook, Blight said so long
Faser to the Gold Coast, Chris Scott to coach Geelong

Swallow, Bennell and Sam Day
Aker still does not like gays
Beams, McCarthy tag a sluz, stop thinking with your dongs

Allegations on formspring,
Melbourne and Brisbane land of chings
Irish series coming up, the pies held up the cup

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a real crime

Surgery on Didak's pec
Blues supporters are a wreck
Sherman gave Brisbane a serve as Brennan just walks out

Freo supporters now hate Taz
Cats reckon that they don't need Gaz
West Sydney set to choose a name, they're gonna **** it up

I'm trying to post this song,
still thinking of Beamsy's dong
Something is wrong with my net, won't work while I'm on the phone

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime

My song is coming to an end,
Pies to go back to back again
When's the fixture coming out
It seems to take so long

Soon the draft is coming up
DTM's penis will get hard,
Already excited about Krakouer and Ceglar in the ruck

My internet is still down,
Telstra are a bunch of clowns,
Here we go I'll post it now, coz mum got off the phone

Chorus

Tears from Eddie McGuire
You know the man was crying
Let's hope Beams ain't lying
Tears from Eddie McGuire
Just looking for a good time
Group sex is not a crime


Top stuff! Trying to get one up myself of the events from week 1 of the finals to the cup, but not going so well without just naming players!
 

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