Softest player in the AFL

[AFLOnline]

Agree on all this except Coffield.

Wouldn’t call him soft but I have see him second guess himself a couple times before going into a pack

in saying that he seems to have no ****s given flying back for a Mark

 

[Del165198]

Can’t say I’ve personally seen him shirk contact, have seen him get cleaned up due to his small stature a few times though.



He does duck for free kicks however, probably the only bloke on our team that does it and it gives me the shits. I consider that soft.

Polaxed by big boy lever. That's pretty soft.

Also love how Lord Mayor basil didn't even know who lever was.

 

[HollyValentine]

J. Selwood.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Z Merrett
Brad Hill

 

[ltdamn]

Thread title is wrong.

It should be 'Softest player in the AFL (aside from Josh Jenkins

11

Josh Jenkins

Age

35

Ht

200cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.6

5star

)'

 

[Deathly]

Lack of Hoskin-Elliot in here. Absolute soft**** of a player.

 

[carnaroys08]

Lets be fair dinkum. Any AFL footballer is tougher then any of us so in reality we should all shut our traps

Mitch Robinson

5

Mitch Robinson

Age

35

Ht

184cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

11.2

4star

HB

8.7

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.7

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

15.8

4star

K

11.3

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.9

3star

CL

1.8

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.6

5star

 

[Angus Young]

J. Selwood.

not sure if serious

 

[La Dispute]

Callum Brown, Jarod Polec, Pat Lipinski, Brandon Ellis

4

Brandon Ellis

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.7

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

12.9

5star

HB

5.6

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

3star

CL

1.4

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.0

3star

, Jason Johanison

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

reckon it's about time to introduce the Soft Test in the Combine.

 

[Goomba1973]

Grundy. A delicate lad, don't bruise him or unbound his hairbun. In relief to the fragile Grundy the Tank up the road shows the way.

Petard and Polec are an embarrassment to the usual north method.

English - he's such a nice guy.

Bont - he hates the tuff stuff, and who is there at dogs who isnt rover sized who stands up for the tremblinh joffa?

Stephenson, soft as foam. Spine of a leaf.

SOFT IN THE HEAD - Eddie McGuire. He needs an appointment up at the "sanctuary".

"soft as foam, Spine of a leaf" LOL!!!

 

[Ricmel]

Has anyone mentioned the softest player in the AFL yet, Orazio Fantasia

14

Orazio Fantasia

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

9.8

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

2star

G

0.2

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.0

1star

. Followed very closely up the rear by Bradley Hill.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Marc Murphy

 

[ScrappyDo]

Obviously I don't watch him as closely as you but I watch a lot of games and every time I've watched him he ducks and falls over very easily for frees.

He's trying to get to the Bulldogs...

 

[Brickwall]

Gryan miers

32

Gryan Miers

Age

25

Ht

179cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

15.3

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.2

4star

of geelong

 

[james Dean]

Butters

 

[THECHIEFTON]

He's trying to get to the Bulldogs...

Will fit in well you thinking.....lol

 

[PAFC_1870]

Butters

Ladies and gentlemen

Exhibit B. (after the Duursma mention)

Compulsory IQ tests for all members.

When he laughed off Ziebell trying to KO him, yeah. He's got bigger fking balls than 99% of AFL Players.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Chad, Chad Wingard

20

Chad Wingard

Age

31

Ht

183cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.3

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

G

1.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.2

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.2

3star

.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Butters

Soft as.

 

[PAFC_1870]

Soft as.

You talking about Gawn when he flinched R1 last year? Which big tough Port player scared him again?

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

You talking about Gawn when he flinched R1 last year? Which big tough Port player scared him again?

Calm down mate, it was a joke - “soft as Butters” don’t even know who he is turbo.

 

[james Dean]

Ladies and gentlemen

Exhibit B. (after the Duursma mention)

Compulsory IQ tests for all members.

When he laughed off Ziebell trying to KO him, yeah. He's got bigger fking balls than 99% of AFL Players.

Whoosh

 

[BronCrow]

I notice he has already been mentioned, but I have to put him in again.

RORY ATKINS

32

Rory Atkins

Age

30

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

367.4

5star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.3

1star

T

2.7

4star

MG

147.7

3star

D

14.2

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

217.8

4star

For a footballer, he is allergic to physical contact.

 

[Xtreme]

Who comes to mind? Lipinski or Schache from us would be up there

Patrick Dangerfield

Doesn't even have to be the slightest of contact for him to drop to the ground like he's been hit by a bus!