No, you are definitely a tool.
Many Melbourne Cups winners ahve not been from Melbourne, Mikybe Diva was an English horse and then brought to Australia by a bloke from SA. Even Phar Lap was a Kiwi.
Not one NSW side made the NRL GF this year - but a Melbourne one did - are they f**ked as well?
Melbourne host the best sporting events it can get it's hands on - the AFL Grand Final, the Grand Prix, Tri Nations and SOO Rugby League, Wallabies Rugby Union, several high profile soccer clubs, the list goes on.
And the great thing about it is, we Melburnians support these events by going along and watching.
Now if we were to host "World Handbag Tossing Championships" I'm sure half of Geelong would make the trek up the highway for that.
Nah, they'd want to hold THAT in Geelong!