Stupid television commerical

[Zeke]

I just found those ads online!

Here & Here

 

[lana16]

Has anhyone seen that ad on TV where the woman goes "commitment, gossip, fashion" (or something like that), then there's a pause and she adds "Now that the men have all goner, let's talk about thrush".

Surely the phrase "Let's talk about thrush" would be enough to make men vanish alone? I don't understand why they'd waste another five seconds of expensive commerical space when they've already achieved their goal in the second line.

(Then again, I'm sure a few long suffering husbands would love for their nagging wives to know what it feels like to live with an irritating c**t, too.)

1. How do you think it feels for the women sitting watching TV with their family in the room? God damn embarassing! I certainly don't know whre to lok when that ad comes on.

2. Last line is an absolute classic

 

[BomberGal]

the ad where the guy gives them to the cat to play with.

"mousey mouse"

That ad is great. I love him!

"What?.....heh"

 

[Rodan18]

I liked those Maccas ads from about five years ago (when that fat kid was making faces in the back of his car to the man in the car behind. The man then revealed a cup of Maccas Fries, and ate them - and the kid gave up!) The music used was CLASSIC.

YES!!! oh that ad was a classic!!! they should bring it back

 

[Rodan18]

Am I the only one who wants to snap kick Sally Williams (the Brand Power lady) in the head?

no you're not, i'm with you on that one TOTALLY

 

[choc_a_holic]

When I first got FOXTEL around 6-7 years ago, they promised us there would be NOOOOOOOO ads. But wow, how things changed.

Yeah! When we first got Foxtel in 2003, the commercials were just previews of other tv shows on the channels, now they have the same bull******** ads from free tv!

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Don't even get me started on those ads. What I want to know is why they always get a run at lunchtime and dinnertime. Doesn't do much for my appetite...

I agree, you don't really want to be giving head when that's going on.

 

[Portmanteau]

Now that basketball season is back, we get to learn ESPN's rotation of 6 or 7 ads off by heart.

Also, those mobile phone ads on MTV and V want me to commit multiple homicides (Like I needed an excuse). The one where the 40-year old white guy advertises the 'bling' club, has to be a joke, surely?

 

[Thrawn]

The good guys.

I'll "pay cash" and not "pay less" if they kill off those damn annoying ads.

 

[gerta]

The good guys.

I'll "pay cash" and not "pay less" if they kill off those damn annoying ads.

Good guys overated... You can get cheaper elsewhere...

 

[Moo://_Cow]

No, No, No.

These adds are annoying but they have NOTHING on this 'masterpiece'

"What do you see?"
"..You"
"What else?"
"..Nothing"

******** ******** ******** WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS UP NEEDS A BULLET TO THE HEAD

 

[hawkeye23]

I agree, you don't really want to be giving head when that's going on.

Nice...

 

[Syd Swan]

The Hahn Ice ad where the guy jumps off the balcony into the poolside bean bag is an absolute classic. I can't help but laugh every time I see it.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Bendigo Bank ad on the telly with the middle aged couple crapping on about going to see a real bank manager, in a real country town, with a real kitchen table....................Somebody please shoot it......NOW

Couldnt agree more,it's pretty stupid isnt it?.I suppose other banks have pretend managers with pretend kitchen tables?,in pretend houses.

 

[Bentleigh]

No, No, No.

These adds are annoying but they have NOTHING on this 'masterpiece'

"What do you see?"
"..You"
"What else?"
"..Nothing"

******** ******** ******** WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS UP NEEDS A BULLET TO THE HEAD

Worse add on TV.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Yeah I agree that the bugger ads were top notch, but a more recent one would have to take the cake.

The hahn premium light ad where the guys does a bomb into the spa is classic. I nearly chocked the first time I saw it!

I also like the toohey extra dry one with the tongue, loved it!

 

[Red_Devil]

Now that basketball season is back, we get to learn ESPN's rotation of 6 or 7 ads off by heart.

I loved that Christina Aguilera add they played all the time last year. Something about that song and the clip just always got me pumped up.

Hate the advertising for the NFL. Those bloody sirens ******** me off every time.

 

[Red_Devil]

Also, the something west bank I think? Where the nun has all the new technology an ********. That's a classic.

 

[Funkalicous]

No, No, No.

These adds are annoying but they have NOTHING on this 'masterpiece'

"What do you see?"
"..You"
"What else?"
"..Nothing"

******** ******** ******** WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS UP NEEDS A BULLET TO THE HEAD

hahaah I give the voice acting a ****house out of 10 for that ad!

I really hate the macdonalds ads with that jingle. You know the one, "da da da da daaa I'm lovin it!" AHHH STFU please!!! I've never gone back since...

 

[Red_Devil]

You know the one, "da da da da daaa I'm lovin it!" AHHH STFU please!!! I've never gone back since...

I fail to see how you can think like that? Say you've had Maccas before, you like it, then you see an advert from them and you don't like it, so you don't go back?

Advertising is just advertising, I never really pay attention unless it's some kind of new shop...

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

I fail to see how you can think like that? Say you've had Maccas before, you like it, then you see an advert from them and you don't like it, so you don't go back?

Advertising is just advertising, I never really pay attention unless it's some kind of new shop...

agreed

 

[Funkalicous]

I fail to see how you can think like that? Say you've had Maccas before, you like it, then you see an advert from them and you don't like it, so you don't go back?

Advertising is just advertising, I never really pay attention unless it's some kind of new shop...

I take my advertising very seriously.