Swan Hill and District Cricket Association

[iamfooty]

Good question Sockit

My retirement/injury from Footy should not have any affect on the cricket side of things. Will hopefully mean that i am a bit fresher coming into the cricket season. Can't wait for it to kick off actually.

Can't wait to face your balloons Roota, what is our current record.....5-2 in my favour I think? You got me with a jaffa last year at North Park but that was a ball you will never bowl again. tell them about the time I hit you into tori's front window at woorinen....oh the memories....

 

[Kelvin 69]

Can't wait to face your balloons Roota, what is our current record.....5-2 in my favour I think? You got me with a jaffa last year at North Park but that was a ball you will never bowl again. tell them about the time I hit you into tori's front window at woorinen....oh the memories....

Iamfooty, are the rumours you are leaving Woorineen true?

 

[iamfooty]

Iamfooty, are the rumours you are leaving Woorineen true?

Think you have me mixed up with someone else mate....been a Mystic Park c grader all my life. Don't think I'll be leaving this place for a while.....

 

[finchiespanties]

im small, im pink and boy do i stink
been all around, swan hill town
now i find myself near a bed, resting comfortably under kade groats head
the smell of tuna lingers from me
this year ill be on display for all to see
if im at michaels or kades, i really dont care
apparently anyways they both have a spare(of me)
time to go what the heck
i have one wish in life, to wrap myself around arentz's neck
love from the stinky undies
u pack of no hopers

 

[finchiespanties]

clifton, sorry i had to leave you but myself and your thongs are in a very safe place(now sponsored by westpac)
you might see me some time driving around in a s h i t beetle car pretending i look cool for all the sh college chicks
want a loan, here loan this ::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 

[telstra101]

Couldnt agree more, the player in ? wrecked woorinen and then appears to be bailing out on them and by reports taking tanner groat, clifton,dillon and mayby a demaria out to boga
dont know how true this is but its a strong rumour
also mensforth has some big recruits in the pipeline for st marys

wouldnt agree with these words at all sorry

 

[telstra101]

Think you have me mixed up with someone else mate....been a Mystic Park c grader all my life. Don't think I'll be leaving this place for a while.....

too right

 

[finchiespanties]

too right

TELSTRA101 announces huge job cuts at Woorineen.
Due to cost cutting measures, they have been forced to make wholesale changes with an administrator in Al Ward sorting out the mess.
just for the record, i cant wait for the hot steamy action of cricket, might even make a documentary called cricketers and the panties they smell.
im only a dirty pair of finchies panties so cut me some slack and yes i am crutchless

 

[finchiespanties]

lukey bennett, do u hear my call
im only fragile and very small
luke if only you could see
just how close you are to wearing me

 

[telstra101]

finchies panties im sorry but u are over rated, roota#06, back me up here, we want ritchie boultons mustards back!!

 

[ROOTA#6]

finchies panties im sorry but u are over rated, roota#06, back me up here, we want ritchie boultons mustards back!!

Yes, yes yes we do. The most successful underwear in the Competition, such a wonderful colour, so many memories. Get em out Richie!!!

 

[finchiespanties]

Yes, yes yes we do. The most successful underwear in the Competition, such a wonderful colour, so many memories. Get em out Richie!!!

bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do
what you gonna do when i come for you
you love da panties dont ya figjam bennett

 

[left foot long]

bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do
what you gonna do when i come for you
you love da panties dont ya figjam bennett

thats not very nice, i know the guy your talking about and he bats for both teams, appeals to no one and had the voting rigged to claim a piece of the medal
but hes still a player and deserves a chance, just one word of advice figjam,
wear a strong helmet with a strong grill to protect that weak jawbone

 

[finchiespanties]

im a pair of panties, ive done all the rounds
chlamydia is what i take to all the grounds
i get moist and damp
when seamons gets cramp
and when bennett does that spiel
of appeal after appeal
to watch him put pressure
on the man in the middle
makes me wish i was on a pair of legs,so that i could diddle
luke bennett has a very good flipper
i cant go on, im too wet
go luke go

 

[ROOTA#6]

thats not very nice, i know the guy your talking about and he bats for both teams, appeals to no one and had the voting rigged to claim a piece of the medal
but hes still a player and deserves a chance, just one word of advice figjam,
wear a strong helmet with a strong grill to protect that weak jawbone

Nothing is breaking the jaw again mate, my favourite metal titanium will ensure it stays in one piece from now on!!!

 

[finchiespanties]

ok id like to play a game
the clock is ticking
time to expose who you know, who is who
scrappas love child is Neil Ward
cliftons lookalike is daniel demaria
steike rocks is jamie mc donald
roota 6 is luke bennett
kelvin 69 is j arentz
left foot long is nathan seamons
i am marcus demaria, with help from nick dillon
am i close.....oh the excitement

 

[Peter Duffin NNWU]

left foot long
get off the bong
just because you have a little prong
this isn't a song
just a reminder that everything you say is WRONG!

luv u all
Jamie Mc

 

[steikerocks]

left foot long
get off the bong
just because you have a little prong
this isn't a song
just a reminder that everything you say is WRONG!

luv u all
Jamie Mc

its time to own up, i am the above forementioned but definately have no part in the name left foot long
so duffin, you and your burly mate can go and get properly f......ed

 

[Tripod]

I have it on very good authority that 3 to 4 current Tyntynder senior footballers will be joining the ranks of RSL this coming season. A couple of these players were very handy junior cricketers, will be interesting to see how they go now.

 

[buddy buddy]

I have it on very good authority that 3 to 4 current Tyntynder senior footballers will be joining the ranks of RSL this coming season. A couple of these players were very handy junior cricketers, will be interesting to see how they go now.

Ease up Tripod, you don't need to go telling everybody. We wanted to go under the radar with that one but it seems the bush telegraph has already made it out your way.

 

[Tripod]

Ease up Tripod, you don't need to go telling everybody. We wanted to go under the radar with that one but it seems the bush telegraph has already made it out your way.

Sorry there buddy, but i just can't hold in my excitment about the upcoming season I think we'll be a big show this year. If we can get big Lukey Bennet up and firing, nothing will stop us.

 

[steikerocks]

Sorry there buddy, but i just can't hold in my excitment about the upcoming season I think we'll be a big show this year. If we can get big Lukey Bennet up and firing, nothing will stop us.

Also there would be nothing more exciting for Blue Supporters than to see Nathan Seamons replicating the left handed fist pump that GUUS HIDDINK inspired all australians with this morning after a goal from the over rated harry

 

[finchiespanties]

Will i come out to play this season
will i be loaned for a batting grip on a swan hill opening batsmens bat
will telstra101 continue to sniff me when i need sniffing
will i be updated by a later model
will nathan seamons wear me at the oasis in a drunken stupor
or will clifton just plain abuse me
too many hard questions

 

[HappyDayz]

Prizes for guessing how many conversations Jamie Mac has going with himself on this thread between his many alta ego's. My guess is 7.

 

[steikerocks]

Prizes for guessing how many conversations Jamie Mac has going with himself on this thread between his many alta ego's. My guess is 7.

id guess one, mayby two at the most
if your looking for alta egos, go no further than some rsl players
4 and 5 at a time
if i could find the email addies id do it, alas i cannot
cheers