Resource Sweet F.A Sign Up & Information Thread - Season 24 - NEW PLAYERS APPLY HERE

[HaroLad]

You do know your actions sent him straight into the arms of your biggest rivals.

Maybe that's what I wanted?

 

[Yakker]

Name (your BigFooty username): Yakker
Preferred Position 1: Wing
Preferred Position 2: HBF
Preferred Position 3: LRO
Number: 8
Height: 188cms
Weight: 89Kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): Mt Buller Demons
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: Late night raid by SFA recruitment squad on the Dee's board

 

[Noobz0r]

Name (your BigFooty username): Yakker
Preferred Position 1: Wing
Preferred Position 2: HBF
Preferred Position 3: LRO
Number: 8
Height: 188cms
Weight: 89Kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): Mt Buller Demons
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: Late night raid by SFA recruitment squad on the Dee's board

Why do the cliched Melbourne move to the Demons? Just do some research and see how unsettled they were as a club last season, 'tis no place for a rookie.

We at Gumbies FFC promise stability, good fun, and a lack of pressure (particularly on a rookie). You can wear the number 8, and we'll give you some time on the HBF so you can adjust to the speed of qooty before putting you on a wing with complete freedom.

Let us mould you into the player that you know you can be.

 

[Yakker]

Why do the cliched Melbourne move to the Demons? Just do some research and see how unsettled they were as a club last season, 'tis no place for a rookie.

We at Gumbies FFC promise stability, good fun, and a lack of pressure (particularly on a rookie). You can wear the number 8, and we'll give you some time on the HBF so you can adjust to the speed of qooty before putting you on a wing with complete freedom.

Let us mould you into the player that you know you can be.

Mate have you even seen my highlights reel?

 

[Noobz0r]

Mate have you even seen my highlights reel?

I'm not sure whether to take this as a arrogant or self-deprecating...

 

[Ant Bear]

Why do the cliched Melbourne move to the Demons? Just do some research and see how unsettled they were as a club last season, 'tis no place for a rookie.

We at Gumbies FFC promise stability, good fun, and a lack of pressure (particularly on a rookie). You can wear the number 8, and we'll give you some time on the HBF so you can adjust to the speed of qooty before putting you on a wing with complete freedom.

Let us mould you into the player that you know you can be.

Asks potential recruit to do some research on last season, then suggests Geelong is stable.

 

[Noobz0r]

Asks potential recruit to do some research on last season, then suggests Geelong is stable.

I just don't want him to be misinformed.

And Geelong was stable last season.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Mate have you even seen my highlights reel?

Join the Gold City Wolves

 

[Yakker]

Join the Gold City Wolves

But I grew up admiring the Mt Buller boys. I love the snow, own my own skis and drive a Range Rover. Couldn't see myself giving up my dreams for an ice addiction, surfboard and clapped out Mitsubishi Magna to get around in.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

But I grew up admiring the Mt Buller boys. I love the snow, own my own skis and drive a Range Rover. Couldn't see myself giving up my dreams for an ice addiction, surfboard and clapped out Mitsubishi Magna to get around in.

That's a shame.

I even had a pair of skinny jeans to give you too.

 

[Yakker]

That's a shame.

I even had a pair of skinny jeans to give you too.

hang on hang on...... light denim or dark?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

hang on hang on...... light denim or dark?

Both.

 

[Yakker]

Both.

I'll tell mum to put you guys on my short list

 

[Ant Bear]

I'll tell mum to put you guys on my short list

Yakker my friend, you don't even need to post here yet. This is the off-season, and you can be signed as a free agent.

Just send Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise a pm. Or, you know, tag them...

 

[Yakker]

Yakker my friend, you don't even need to post here yet. This is the off-season, and you can be signed as a free agent.

Just send Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise a pm. Or, you know, tag them...

Cheers mate

Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise price check and spill aisle 7

 

[Oddhawk]

Yakker my friend, you don't even need to post here yet. This is the off-season, and you can be signed as a free agent.

Just send Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise a pm. Or, you know, tag them...

Cheers AB!

Yakker has stuck his head in. Tried on his jumper just needs to pick a number which we'll work through.

#BleedForTheRedandtheBlue

 

[Oddhawk]

Cheers mate

Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise price check and spill aisle 7

Reckon we might just keep your value under wraps mate... we won't talk about your accident in Aisle 7 any further!

#JuiceNotPee

 

[Yakker]

Reckon we might just keep your value under wraps mate... we won't talk about your accident in Aisle 7 any further!

#JuiceNotPee

You saw noooooooothiiiiing

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'll tell mum to put you guys on my short list

I'd be straight down to the court 'ouse in da mornin if that was me.

 

[Oddhawk]

I'd be straight down to the court 'ouse in da mornin if that was me.

Yeah... but only Citroin can hail that cab.

 

[LeverPuller]

Name (your BigFooty username): Striker475
Preferred Position 1: HBF
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: HFF
Number: 35
Height: 178cm
Weight: 85kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): One where I'm not expected to do the heavy lifting
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: trolls.jpg

 

[cats2rise]

Cheers mate

Van_Dyke Oddhawk or cats2rise price check and spill aisle 7

Whazzup?

 

[Ant Bear]

Name (your BigFooty username): Striker475
Preferred Position 1: HBF
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: HFF
Number: 35
Height: 178cm
Weight: 85kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): One where I'm not expected to do the heavy lifting
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: trolls.jpg

Sin City Swamprats have a bench spot open

 

[Matera92]

Name (your BigFooty username): Striker475
Preferred Position 1: HBF
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: HFF
Number: 35
Height: 178cm
Weight: 85kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): One where I'm not expected to do the heavy lifting
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: trolls.jpg

We pay people to do all our heavy lifting in Vegas.

Join the most successful expansion in the SFA, 2 drink minimum before training and where our 'entertainment package' is far better value than the garbage Foxtel offers, and comes with home visits.

 

[cats2rise]

Why do the cliched Melbourne move to the Demons? Just do some research and see how unsettled they were as a club last season, 'tis no place for a rookie.

We at Gumbies FFC promise stability, good fun, and a lack of pressure (particularly on a rookie). You can wear the number 8, and we'll give you some time on the HBF so you can adjust to the speed of qooty before putting you on a wing with complete freedom.

Let us mould you into the player that you know you can be.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.