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Mobbenfuhrer said:
This is exactly why we put you in charge, Fred! :thumbsu:
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Still means you finish ahead of me though. How embarrassment.:eek:
 
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Mobbenfuhrer said:
lmao!!!!
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Here it is! The final round!

Rd 21 v West Coast Wonders !

Match Credo :
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croweater 41 said:
Please be nice roys :p
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Postwhore Points :
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Reardo 12
Mobbenfuhrer 39
Fat Pizza 1
Fred 3
Roy FitzLion 16
ItsMyShow 13
Carn The Roys! 8
Royboy2 4
FattyLumpkin 2
Roylion 1

Clubman Award :
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Kerrby .. no, wait ... Roy FitzLion!

Preamble Highlights :
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Kerrby said:
****, the one team we didn't want to play :D.
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Carn the Roys! said:
I'm not sure what happened exactly but when I came to I was smack bang in the middle of a Richmond training session being told the game plan for next weeks match.
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Reardo 44 said:
Nothing quite like a few hundred kilos of horse flesh between your thighs early in the morning.:eek:
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Kerrby said:
More like Roys Spammers :D.
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Freakie said:
I was just sick in my mouth:thumbsdown:
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Roy Fitzlion said:
I reckon on your nightclub cricket scoring system hitting one of those lovelly ladies on the tradesmans entrance may warrant a 6 and loss of limb!!!
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royboy2 said:
... we had only just arrived and I went for the Door bitch & the cloak room lady, needless to say we didn't get in.
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Itsmyshow said:
Has anyone else noticed that us Roys are totally like, awesome and stuff???
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Frothies Mcveigh said:
My head hurts.
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Code: 
WCW SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
WCW               3    3        4    6        8    11       10   12   72       
ROY               2    4        8    6        12   10       16   15   111      
WCW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  
ssfc0203    0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0  dannitori    0  4  0  4  0  0  0  0  0  
Frothies M  0  14 4  18 5  4  1  0  1  PaulD        0  3  4  8  0  0  1  0  0  
Rick18      0  6  4  6  1  0  1  0  0  Slax         0  2  1  5  0  1  0  0  0  
Yero        0  9  1  7  0  0  0  0  0  Roylion      0  5  2  3  0  0  0  2  1  
EKA         0  3  6  10 0  1  1  0  0  The Lions    0  2  1  6  0  0  1  0  0  
Aidancdama  0  4  6  8  0  0  0  0  0  Roy FitzLi   0  7  4  4  1  0  2  0  0  
Fuji Rock   0  10 7  10 2  1  1  0  2  Stocka       0  9  6  11 2  0  1  0  1  
ClarkeM     0  10 5  10 1  1  0  0  0  Mobbenfuhr   0  13 6  12 0  0  1  0  0  
Mop         0  6  6  7  1  0  0  1  0  Itsmyshow    0  10 7  19 0  2  1  0  0  
Jimmyeow    0  4  2  6  2  1  1  1  0  Royboy2      0  9  9  11 2  0  0  1  0  
Crimson Ki  0  3  1  5  1  1  0  0  1  don vito o   0  11 4  8  2  1  1  2  1  
SnagBrac    0  4  2  4  0  0  1  1  1  JakethePeg   0  8  5  7  0  0  0  0  2  
Postmanpav  0  5  2  0  2  0  2  3  1  Fred         0  5  1  0  0  0  0  3  2  
CE41        0  3  0  0  1  1  0  2  1  Bobby Beec   0  6  5  8  2  1  0  2  1  
PowerIStho  0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1  Mr Ripper    0  3  0  1  2  0  0  2  0  
Shallow     8  10 0  13 3  1  1  0  0  Fat Pizza    12 11 0  6  6  1  1  0  0  
The Majest  0  11 0  14 2  4  2  0  0  Spazzallo    0  5  0  4  1  3  1  0  1  
Kerrby      0  10 0  14 4  6  5  0  1  Carn The R   0  15 0  5  4  5  6  2  1  
TheStinger  0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0  FattyLumpk   0  4  4  9  0  1  0  0  0  
Pacemaker   0  10 1  11 0  2  0  0  1  Reardo       0  18 0  6  10 1  7  2  1

Reardo 10
Itsmyshow 10
Royboy2 9
Mobbenfuhr 8
Bobby Beec 7
Stocka 7
don vito o 7
Carn The R 7
Fat Pizza 6
Fred 6
JakethePeg 5
Mr Ripper 5
FattyLumpk 5
PaulD 5
Roylion 5
Roy FitzLi 5
Spazzallo 4
The Lions 4
Slax 4
dannitori 3

Code: 
[u][b]Player     	21[/b][/u]
Fat Pizza	152
Itsmyshow	147
Reardo  	135
Mobbenfuhr	132
Stocka   	125
dannitori	121
Fred     	116
Carn The R	114
FattyLumpk	113
don vito o	110
Roy FitzLi	104
Bobby Beec	100
Roylion  	97
JakethePeg	96
PaulD   	95
Mr Ripper	93
Royboy2  	90
Spazzallo	84
The Lions	72
Slax     	71
wonaemirri	19
 
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Go Fat Pizza!
 
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Fat Pizza said:
During the day suits me best, so I'll suggest Thursday 1-4pm.
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Piss orf! I've never forgiven you for droppng me years ago for 11 games.
 
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Ooh it might be on in more than one sense of the word ...

Anyways :

CONGRATULATIONS FAT PIZZA!!! (also IMS & Reardo)
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Congratulations to Mr Fat Pizza in winning the Broken Medal. I very much doubt this is his first medal, but it is probably his most recent! Out in front early, FP gave no quarter to his teammates in the race for this illustrious prize.

Rucking tirelessly for 21 matches (which will teach him to park his car in an unsecured area at the Snow Dome), and winning most duels against more fancied opponents ( I'm looking at YOU, Equus :D ) ), the big, cheesy one has led the way for the Roys over many seasons. He is highly capped, highly goaled, and now highly emblazoned. Well done!

Congrats also to runner-up, 1st-year Roy, ItsMyShow. It very nearly was. But it wasn't. The Stancy Bundy Bear was a machine this year, playing all over the ground, sometimes even during the matches.

In third place, the darling of the media (IMS is the murray of the media and fat pizza the wakool) is exciting new recruit Reardo 44. Recruited in the 11th hour for the 11th season, the little yapper started cautiously but let loose in latter rounds. If we'd had the 8 extra rounds we asked for, who knows what might have happened.

Others to run an exciting race include dannitori and Fred, each of whom spent time at the front before being overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of this new onball brigade.

Biggest concern of the count was when I, who dedicated the votes myself round by round, started to jump into contention myself. These are the real results, but had I got into the 3, I'd probably have gone back and edited myself back out :D

Stocka-standard contribution all day from a once-crowd-favourite, Stocka looked strong all year but was never able to merge into the leading field.

The rest of you are all crap and will be sold into slavery.
 
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lmfao, this is deadset the funniest awards night ever. Fat Pizza is stoned!
 

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BEST CLUBMAN'S AWARD
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One (sometimes two if hard to separate) was picked for each round based on their QUALITY posting activity, passion, support, creativity, entertainment, on the match threads.

Here is a summary of the results :
Rd 1 : Fatty Lumpkin
Rd 2 : Carn The Roys!
Rd 3 : Reardo
Rd 4 : Reardo
Rd 5 : Fred, Reardo
Rd 6 : ItsMyShow
Rd 7 : ItsMyShow
Rd 8 : Reardo
Rd 9 : Reardo
Rd 10 : Reardo
Rd 11 : Reardo, Roy FitzLion
Rd 12 : Roy FitzLion
Rd 13 : Carn The Roys!
Rd 14 : Roy FitzLion
Rd 15 : ItsMyShow
Rd 16 : Reardo
Rd 17 : Reardo
Rd 18 : Carn The Roys!
Rd 19 : Reardo
Rd 20 : Royboy2
Rd 21 : Kerrby .. no, wait ... Roy FitzLion!

TOTALS :
10 Reardo
4 Roy FitzLion
3 ItsMyShow
3 Carn The Roys!
1 FattyLumpkin
1 Fred
1 Royboy2

Congratulations Reardo, whose humour, passion, and inability to stop talking has seen him take home the Roys Clubman Award for Season 11!
 
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I'm still catching up on the votes. I'm up to page 5 & looking good at this stage.;)
 
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POST WHORE AWARD :
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Just because we at the Roys don't post continual "spam" doesn't mean we're incapable of dithering on about all sorts of irrelevant crap during match leadups. Hence, here is the table for the inaugural "No-Posting FC Award" (nicknamed "the Kerrby"). Please note that ALL posts were tallied, whether junk or even the official posting of the team, so its just a fun award, no real achievement or lack thereof. No, the prize is not a real whore.

Code: 
Psts	Mtchs	Player
245	21	Reardo
120	21	CarnTheRoys!
108	20	ItsMyShow
92	9	Mobbenfuhrer
83	14	RoyFitzlion
45	20	Fred
20	9	FattyLumpkin
18	10	Royboy2
13	11	DonVitoOfFitzroy
5	3	FatPizza
1	1	Roylion
1	1	Stocka

So we even rule in stuff we claim we don't do!
 
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Freakie said:
lmfao, this is deadset the funniest awards night ever. Fat Pizza is stoned!
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He's a tad overcooked.
 
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IMS had this to say via video linkup :

Obviously the count was rigged in Fat Pizza's favour, due to me being an outsider I can honestly say I expected not to win this year as it would be an injustice to all of the tried and true blue Roys fans out there.. All I can say is that I feel like and Essendon supporter after a Mick Conlan goal, you have no idea how true that rings, but to dispel all of the "RUOUR's" out there, there is no possible way I could EVER leave the ROYS... Awesome group of teammates and easily the best club in the competition... Can't wait to dominate the turf with you all next season...
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I will forever be indebt to Mobbs and in extension those who supported my inclusion - which gave me the opportunity to represent this side and all of my teammates when at the start of the season it looked as though my SFA career might be through when the Mod Squad folded.. I love yous all!!!
 
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Aw shucks. I'm proud as punch to win the Broken Medal. Sorry I was late to the count. Some clown grabbed me on the way in, saying "Pressure point. Pressure point". So I bashed him. I hope that doesn't make me ineligible for the medal. Thanks to all my teammates & especially Mobbenfuhrer for all his hard work & entertainment in coordinating all this stuff. I luvs yas all!
 
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