Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Horace]

1-4

Well done. I'd actually take 0-5 if it meant that we can just keep on laughing at you and your serial denialist (a new word I invented earlier today) mates for the next year or two.

And please come back again soon so we can have more fun at your expense.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Nope winning is the feeling I am talking about. Something North are not but thats an issue of its own so I won't drag this thread down with that

Another zinger!

 

[Johnny619]

Well done. I'd actually take 0-5 if it meant that we can just keep on laughing at you and your serial denialist (a new word I invented earlier today) mates for the next year or two.

And please come back again soon so we can have more fun at your expense.

I hope you're still laughing when Coach Sir Hird is holding up the premiership cup. Oh whoops, *premiership cup.

 

[sickmick92]

I hope you're still laughing when Coach Sir Hird is holding up the premiership cup. Oh whoops, *premiership cup.

Don't worry, I'm laughing right now

 

[Twinkletoes]

I hope you're still laughing when Coach Sir Hird is holding up the premiership cup. Oh whoops, *premiership cup.

You would've been posting that throughout BF mid season 2012. That turned out well.

 

[Johnny619]

You would've been posting that throughout BF mid season 2012. That turned out well.

No. I did not. I will now be suing you for defamation.

 

[Johnny619]

Don't worry, I'm laughing right now

At the North 1-4 start that history suggest is almost impossible to make the 8 from or......?

 

[Twinkletoes]

No. I did not. I will now be suing you for defamation.

You do that tiger. OJ Simpson's legal team couldn't save *Essendon from the pickle they've put themselves in.

 

[sickmick92]

At the North 1-4 start that history suggest is almost impossible to make the 8 from or......?

..actually we've won a premiership from 1-4. Jog on

 

[Harry Ellis]

..actually we've won a premiership from 1-4. Jog on

And it will be easier this time knowing a *team currently in the eight will soon be dropping out.

 

[sickmick92]

Edit: crap deleted

Thankyou, speaking personally I really appreciate the time you've taken out of your busy, busy schedule of assisting your *football club with inane and amazingly naïve reasons for trying to get a leg up on the competition. Obviously been too 'preoccupied' to notice the 'apology' from Caro and infer that there will be no lawsuit and unfortunately, therefore no substances to enhance our performance. The best we can do is hope to make the 8 on our own merit with good, honest football.

 

[Kcrack]

More aliases.

 

[Engimal]

At the request of Snake_Baker:

 

[SpiderBurton22]

More aliases.

Time to name and shame mods, he used the norf word.

Gotta love this thread, not only do we get to laugh at *Essendon but we also get to laugh at the *bomber supporters melting down on our own board.

 

[jclei]

I've said it before, this thread is the greatest. The *Essendon supporters trying their hardest to come up with something witty but sounding like 14 year olds makes it even better.

 

[Shermanator]

..actually we've won a premiership from 1-4. Jog on

Game, set....match!

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

How many god damn aliases have been started on that godforsaken board in the last few weeks?

At least this latest one has a sense of humour, I mean rearranging the letters of his favourite *Hirdy fantasy for his alias is pretty clever.

Or maybe he's just dyslexic.

*Feltched

 

[Mr_Nyah]

How many god damn aliases have been started on that godforsaken board in the last few weeks?

I always thought *Essendon were red and black. Turns out *they are red, black and yellow-bellied

 

[Fletched]

I always thought *Essendon were red and black. Turns out *they are red, black and yellow-bellied

what does Richmond have to do with it?

 

[giantroo]

I've said it before, this thread is the greatest. The *Essendon supporters trying their hardest to come up with something witty but sounding like 14 year olds makes it even better.

More like babies

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I'm just The Following on channell 9, starring Kevin Bacon.

It's is eerily reminding me of *Essendon fans relationship with James Hird.

 

[Shermanator]

This is what we think of your laughing stock..

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

This image best represent this thread and your club

And this yours....

 

[ozzyoslo]

1-4

Mark this clown down....on the 1st of may..........*Essendon could be 0 wins end of the season.

 

[Horace]

I hope you're still laughing when Coach Sir Hird is holding up the premiership cup. Oh whoops, *premiership cup.

Nothing wrong with getting ahead of yourself, apart from when delusional thoughts lead you to get ahead of yourself.

Of course Sir James may well hold up the premiership cup. I would expect he has access to many of those including the 1993 and 2000 versions. Pity about the 1996 and 1999 cups though.