Media TALK OF TOWN - TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT - OOBs OFFICIALLY Revive the Trade Period

[Bonz]

Welcome to Talk of Town the SFA's only luxury magazine.

Now for our regular or irregular readers, you may of been aware that both myself the OOBs (Represented by the one and only Tigerturbulance ) recently put in a fair bit of effort to try and revive the Mid-season trade period, by putting myself on the trade.

Unfortunately we couldn't find any clubs who were willing to offer a suitable trade, so we decided to change tact and get a big fish to come to us.

And boy did we find a BIG fish.

The best poster at the Demons.

A star both on and off the SFA field.

Most importantly a poster of high integrity who would not lower the standards of the old boys.

Yes that's right, the Ophidian Old Boys are happy to announce that Greenery will be joining the club in a HUGE mid-season trade (in exchange for Callums_Guns )


Yes we are aware that this trade is a tad one sided (We were shocked when the Demons agreed), but it is still the biggest trade in many seasons within the SFA.

Greenery is already making himself welcome at the club as well.

He has stolen the Tigerturbulance workout plan (and gotten some lovely tats)



Played catch with myself.



And even managed to put Braklet in his place! (Tentacle submission FTW)



Welcome to the club Greenery I know I am personally incredibly excited to have you join.

Also the Ophidian Old Boys would like to offer a sincere thank you to Callums_Guns for all of your hard work at the club, it is never easy joining an expansion team but you will be forever honoured within the walls of Spotswood <3

 

[Ligma]

Will miss you bestie so much Callums_Guns

Welcome Greenery

 

[Cadsky]

I thought something exciting might have happened but here I am, so so disappointed

 

[Bonz]

I thought something exciting might have happened but here I am, so so disappointed

Not our fault your trade to the OOBs fell apart

 

[Robertio]

All the best Callums_Guns and welcome Greenery

 

[Cadsky]

Not our fault your trade to the OOBs fell apart

I'm pretty sure I'm on the same level as Headless when it comes to the old boys.

 

[Bonz]

I'm pretty sure I'm on the same level as Headless when it comes to the old boys.

The difference is you love me <3

But let's not take away from this thread.

Greenery is the star of the show here and he means business.

 

[Cadsky]

The difference is you love me <3

But let's not take away from this thread.

Greenery is the star of the show here and he means business.

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It's always about me mate. Even when it's not, it's about me.

 

[sausageroll]

Sad to see Greenery go but very happy to see Callums_Guns back at the Demons.

Two players I like a lot. Best of luck to both

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I am filled with just two emotions right now...

I am so very happy to have you join the OOB's Greenery , you are most welcome



and then I feel so sad to see you leave us Callums_Guns
Missing you already

 

[U2tigers]

Sad to see Greenery go but very happy to see Callums_Guns back at the Demons.

Two players I like a lot. Best of luck to both

I agree, 2 great posters.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Callums_Guns you have been an absolute gun setting the Old Boys up and being part of getting this team off the ground,
you will always be welcome at Spotswood so don't be a stranger old friend

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[serial_thrilla]

Imagine trading in the second worst Sweet FA player in the league's history...

 

[Greenery]

Imagine trading in the second worst Sweet FA player in the league's history...

I came here to undertake Bangers, so it will be even worse in practice!

 

[Braklet]

Many happy returns Callums_Guns, sorry to see you go.

Looking forward to doing great things with ya Greenery, on and off the field.

 

[PMBangers]

Never has there been such a one sided trade in the history of trade agreements, we've essentially turned a bowl of poop into a sparkling chocolate mousse

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Pugsley]

Never has there been such a one sided trade in the history of trade agreements, we've essentially turned a bowl of poop into a sparkling chocolate mousse

That was actually funny, Bangers. Keep that writer.

 

[PMBangers]

That was actually funny, Bangers. Keep that writer.

Nuanced, layered, witty, referential
Poop ️

 

[U2tigers]

Welcome to the Old Boys Greenery. You will fit in wonderfully.

But still a huge **** you to the Demons.

Give Callums_Guns back you bunch of flogs.

 

[Headless]

Welcome to the Old Boys Greenery. You will fit in wonderfully.

But still a huge * you to the Demons.

Give Callums_Guns back you bunch of flogs.