Media Bonz To Leave The OOB

[T2B_]

So I gather from the above that Bonz and damicky are being hawked around as a package deal.

Somehow you added 4 and 4 together and came up with 6.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Somehow you added 4 and 4 together and came up with 6.

I know.

Think the Boyles will be interested.

Cadsky has established relationships with both.

 

[iDon]

No loyalty these days

 

[Bonz]

No loyalty these days

I am typically loyal to only myself.

Three clubs so far, potentially a forth?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I am typically loyal to only myself.

Three clubs so far, potentially a forth?

… and multiply?

 

[Cadsky]

I know.

Think the Boyles will be interested.

Cadsky has established relationships with both.

I'm only mildly interested in one of those two

 

[Bonz]

… and multiply?

You get it!!!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You get it!!!

…. Used to

Penicillin helps

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Somehow you added 4 and 4 together and came up with 6.

Looks like OOBs have another candidate our Team Sheet guy

 

[Bonz]

Looks like OOBs have another candidate our Team Sheet guy

Still think you can do better

 

[Fleabane]

Best of luck wherever you land up Bonz.

 

[fumbler]

I'll help you pack

 

[Chat Pile]

Didn't read the OP but if you're really leaving I suggest the feline friendly Gumbies.

I look forward to reading your rejection letter.

Love and admiration
- Some guy.

 

[Bonz]

Okie dokie.

Serious offers from 3 clubs (who will remain unnamed).

Still open to offers but will make decision in next week or so

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I look forward to seeing the excitement from the club that announces Bonz signing

 

[Supersuns]

 

[TRUMAN#1]

So Bonz who's the lucky team?

 

[Chat Pile]

So Bonz who's the lucky team?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Dearest Bonz:

On behalf of damicky and HARPSichord. The West Coast Wonders and I are prepared to offer the following:

• Register your clubs interest in me

No. You register your interest in the Wonders.

• Promise me the FF position (I deserve it)

We will give you Lsta062 position of left bench.

• Promise me the 69 Jumper on your list

I guess the Wonders can give you this one? Bit of a weird request though, get over yourself.

• Prove the club is the right "cultural fit" I expect a joke, Bonz reference or something that will make me giggle.

**** off

• Beg me in front of the entire SFA to join your club, that's right BEG.

This is as much as you get.

Thank you for considering our application.

Dearest,

AUR.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

reading this thread, I don't actually think you have any offers on the table at all and you are just bluffing

 

[Bonz]

reading this thread, I don't actually think you have any offers on the table at all and you are just bluffing

More will be known shortly

 

[Tigerturbulance]

reading this thread, I don't actually think you have any offers on the table at all and you are just bluffing

I've already had the cleaners remove Bonz kitty litter tray, he has officially left the building Spotswood

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I've already had the cleaners remove Bonz kitty litter tray, he has officially left the building Spotswood

make sure they get those pesky furballs too...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I've already had the cleaners remove Bonz kitty litter tray, he has officially left the building Spotswood

I think Bonz will be doing the begging once he realises this little attention shtick isn't working for him

 

[DragoDelph]

He Bonz