Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Perth gal]

My parents did an extremely w*nky thing and gave me two middle names.

When they called out my full name at uni graduation, I realised just how pompous it sounds. My middle names are both strong names like my first name, but put together? Jesus. A few of my friends have two middle names too. Talk about a w*nker brigade.

Yeah this is snooty central behavior Crowy. Sorry. Also double barrell last names are a bit much also.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

People who double up with the same first name and surname. Kate Langbroek did it to her son. Called him Lewis Lewis.

How you could be that cruel to your own is beyond me!

She could have at least spelt them differently. Louis Lewis

 

[Gough]

Oh baby, I gotta go now.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Except he prefers to be called Jimmy.

 

[the fly]

Yeah this is snooty central behavior Crowy. Sorry. Also double barrell last names are a bit much also.

hmmm, Jack Alexander Oliver Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh

 

[RedmanWasHere]

hmmm, Jack Alexander Oliver Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh

Jack Alexander Oliver Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh, 1st Viscount of Hohenzollern from Wolverhampton.

 

[Van_Dyke]

My middle name is James which is apparently one of the most popular middle names for boys.

Join the club

 

[RedmanWasHere]

hmmm, Jack Alexander Oliver Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh

Or, if a male has a female middle name and 2 male middle names, Carrington Serendipity Cleveland Leviticus Cholmondeley-Featherstonhaugh, the 1st Viscount of Hohenzollern.

 

[Cleavy]

http://www.kidspot.com.au/birth/galleries/baby-name-ideas/worst-baby-names-ever-you-decide

Some of these cannot possibly be real.

 

[Keys]

http://www.kidspot.com.au/birth/galleries/baby-name-ideas/worst-baby-names-ever-you-decide

Some of these cannot possibly be real.

Deadset people are idiots

 

[pantskyle]

Bet yall can't guess my name.

What about middle names?? A lot of people don't like their middle names, I actually do.

Is it Harlot?

 

[drd23]

http://www.kidspot.com.au/birth/galleries/baby-name-ideas/worst-baby-names-ever-you-decide

Some of these cannot possibly be real.

For those that cant be bothered to click through the slideshow, here are some of the worst imo from that list:

Orgasm
Sssst (Pronounced Forrest/four-s-t apparently)
I'munique
I'adorher
Kaizyle ("Kays-lee")
Derfla (for a girl; it's Alfred backwards)
Phelony
Eighmey (Amy)

 

[Keys]

For those that cant be bothered to click through the slideshow, here are some of the worst imo from that list:

Orgasm
Sssst (Pronounced Forrest/four-s-t apparently)
I'munique
I'adorher
Kaizyle ("Kays-lee")
Derfla (for a girl; it's Alfred backwards)
Phelony
Eighmey (Amy)

Abstinence was pretty bad too

Something her parents should have practiced

 

[Gough]

At least little Orgasm will always remember where they came from.

 

[drd23]

Abstinence was pretty bad too

Something her parents should have practiced

Uhh.... at least its actually a word? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If the kid has any smarts, she'll go by/change her name to Abby when she's old enough

 

[Keys]

At least little Orgasm will always remember where they came from.

Orgasm come here

Stop that Orgasm

Is Orgasm here yet

I can't find Orgasm

What if someone wants to shorten her name like people often do, then you have Orgy

 

[drd23]

If Orgasm was a boy (but I doubt it), he could go by "Gaz" at least...

 

[pantskyle]

If Orgasm is a girl does she even exist?

 

[Quivorir]

Not in your life, no.

 

[pantskyle]

Not in your life, no.

I'll work harder.

 

[Quivorir]

I'll work harder.

Longer might be nice too.

 

[pantskyle]

Longer might be nice too.

It's a sad day when someone takes sex advice from you.

 

[Whaturest]

What about: Hashtag, Alucard, Uteraz, people are getting freak after Game of Thrones (nothing personal for game of thrones fans, i like it too) but Kahaleesi is too much...

 

[craigos]

Ciaran or Kieran? I prefer Ciaran.

Whilst not a baby, my puppy's name is Luis Suarez

All baby names, especially female should have to pass the stripper name test: Mercedes, Saphira, etc etc

 

[Gough]

Ciaran or Kieran? I prefer Ciaran.

Whilst not a baby, my puppy's name is Luis Suarez

All baby names, especially female should have to pass the stripper name test: Mercedes, Saphira, etc etc

My cat is named after Curtley Ambrose.