Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Quivorir]

Not if it's your daughter

I'll admit I did lol at this.

 

[Morganashlee]

My mate called his daughter Morgan. Still think of it as a boys name IMO

Your mate has good taste in baby names

 

[Quivorir]

Your mate has good taste in baby names

Is it safe to assume you are a girl?

 

[Morganashlee]

Is it safe to assume you are a girl?

Yeah, pretty safe.

 

[Quivorir]

100% confirmed right there. Its a girls name.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

100% confirmed right there. Its a girls name.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Saw Zavier on a form yesterday, how is this a thing? FFS parents it's meant to be Xavier with a ****ing X.

Kids going to go my names Zavier and people will go so that's X... and he'll go No No No with a Z!

 

[EdgeOfReason]

http://www.ivillage.com.au/nurses-name-worst-baby-names/

 

[kfc1]

Ho'nasty - I mean, really? That's just asking for it

 

[akkaps]

L-a (pronounced La-dash-a)

 

[Quokka]

Demon looks at that list and thinks 'shit I got lucky'

 

[wally funk]

All of those names are terrible. Bloody hell.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

All of those names are terrible. Bloody hell.

'United States of America'

kill me

 

[akkaps]

There is a movie star in India with the name Twinkle; her sister's name is Rinkle, and her mother's name is Dimple.

 

[ioppolo]

Shithead. Swastika. MrPresident. Shit'yeah.

Seriously, there needs to be strict laws on ****ing stupid names. How would you even introduce yourself if your name was Shithead or Shit'yeah?

 

[EdgeOfReason]

How the heck would you even pronounce #38 on that list?

Sometimes I wonder what drugs parents are on when they're picking out a name for their kid; and if they're not on any, maybe they should be.

 

[wally funk]

How the heck would you even pronounce #38 on that list?

Or 20, 21 and 32...

 

[ioppolo]

Or 20, 21 and 32...

I'd say 20 & 21 are pronounced pretty much just as they're spelled.

 

[NitroFan]

Shithead? wtf

 

[EdgeOfReason]

I'd say 20 & 21 are pronounced pretty much just as they're spelled.

That's what I thought - just pretend the "upper commas" aren't there.

 

[NitroFan]

Damoney

at least they wont have to come up with a new stage name when they start their rap career

 

[akkaps]

Damoney

at least they wont have to come up with a new name when they start their rap career

Damoney may not be black.

 

[NitroFan]

Damoney may not be black.

 

[The Speaker]

Blessed looks a bit out of place.

I reckon there'd be a fair few Blesseds in sub-saharan Africa.

 

[Keys]

Surely some of those names aren't real

I mean I call my 16 year old son shithead quite regularly but I didn't put it on his birth certificate