Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[raven echo]

A guy who was taken in the NFL Draft today is named Ha'Sean.

And he goes by Ha Ha, which is worse

 

[ioppolo]

A few years ago a Swedish couple named their kid 'Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11', but pronounced it Albin. It got rejected and they were fined by the court.

Google it.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Re: countries banning names, check these out - http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/03/20/banned-the-worlds-most-ridiculous-baby-names/

Went to a wedding last week and met the brother and family of the groom (they are out from London). They named their son (who is 12 now) Gunner, because they are Arsenal supporters. Their daughter (who is 8) was named Chanel btw, nice name for a girl.

 

[Cruyff14]

Gunner is a cool name.

Gunnar is common in Sweden.

 

[Gough]

Gunner Milligan in Adolf Hitler, My Part in His Downfall is undeniably the greatest Gunner ever.

Re: countries banning names, check these out - http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/03/20/banned-the-worlds-most-ridiculous-baby-names/

Went to a wedding last week and met the brother and family of the groom (they are out from London). They named their son (who is 12 now) Gunner, because they are Arsenal supporters. Their daughter (who is 8) was named Chanel btw, nice name for a girl.

They sound like Chavs. Do they wear fake Burberry?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

My Missus cousin named her daughter Cupcake, I shit you not.

I have since refused to go to anything celebrating that child, that name is an abomination.

I wouldn't like to be her in high school cooking classes.

 

[HirdyLannister]

I wouldn't like to be her in high school cooking classes.

ZING!

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Gunner Milligan in Adolf Hitler, My Part in His Downfall is undeniably the greatest Gunner ever.

They sound like Chavs. Do they wear fake Burberry?

Haha, nah they are from Tottenham (a pretty dull suburb of North-London) and would like to think they are quite posh. I was fairly well lubricated by that point and I did actually ask the kid if he liked his name and he goes, "kind of, but when I'm older I think I'll just make it Gun." Couldn't tell if he was trolling me or not, wasn't at my sharpest by that stage of the proceedings.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Gunner is a cool name.

Gunnar is common in Sweden.

The kid gets "tail-gunner" a fair bit at school though...

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Non-phonetic names are getting to the point where you may as well name your kid 'George' but claim its pronounced 'Scott'

 

[de_LICA_ish18]

I know someone who called their kid Holden. So bogan.

 

[Cruyff14]

I know someone who called their kid Holden. So bogan.

A girl I know called her child Chevelle.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Haha, nah they are from Tottenham (a pretty dull suburb of North-London) and would like to think they are quite posh. I was fairly well lubricated by that point and I did actually ask the kid if he liked his name and he goes, "kind of, but when I'm older I think I'll just make it Gun." Couldn't tell if he was trolling me or not, wasn't at my sharpest by that stage of the proceedings.

Why are they barracking for Arsenal and calling their son Gunner if they live in Tottenham? Should have called him Spur

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Why are they barracking for Arsenal and calling their son Gunner if they live in Tottenham? Should have called him Spur

lulz
They live in Tottenham now but aren't natives I don't think. It was all the dad's doing, he is one of those footy obsessives that lives and breathes it. He was actually wearing an Arsenal tie ffs.

 

[Kram]

A bloke from school's brother names his son 'Deegan' after the motorbike rider Brian Deegan, it doesn't get much lamer and bogan than that..

 

[Plugger35]

lulz
They live in Tottenham now but aren't natives I don't think. It was all the dad's doing, he is one of those footy obsessives that lives and breathes it. He was actually wearing an Arsenal tie ffs.

My son Lampard just pissed himself laughing when I told him about that.

Some people.

 

[Cruyff14]

My son Lampard just pissed himself laughing when I told him about that.

Some people.

HAHAHA fantastic. I chortled.

 

[Milang_Panthers]

Re: countries banning names, check these out - http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/03/20/banned-the-worlds-most-ridiculous-baby-names/

Went to a wedding last week and met the brother and family of the groom (they are out from London). They named their son (who is 12 now) Gunner, because they are Arsenal supporters. Their daughter (who is 8) was named Chanel btw, nice name for a girl.

Did he end up supporting arsenal?

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Did he end up supporting arsenal?

Yep, poor kid had no choice from what I could tell.

 

[Matera92]

I wouldn't like to be her in high school cooking classes.

Her parents are thick as shit so she never had a chance really.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Maybe she changed her name to this but if she didn't...just ****ing wow:

 

[Quivorir]

To be fair, that's ****ing brilliant.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

She may have given the journo a false name. A good one. Sure beats "Jane Smith" or something.
I'm sort of hoping its real though.

 

[James_Blues]

Saw someone's name on facebook was Sta. Not entirely sure how to pronounce it but I assume it's pronounced Esther or Star.

 

[Glees]

Most unusual baby names for 2013

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pre...urce=FD&utm_medium=rainbow&utm_campaign=names

Some great names in there.

Treazure, Jurney and Beautifull for girls, Coal, Moo, Kaptain and Subaru for boys.