Backfire The annual derailing of Carltons season 2022 R1 edition.

[captain blood 17]

May as well get the ball rolling again. Every year, same build up. From Jan to March, all we’re gonna read is how blooze are eying finals and gonna take the next step as stars like Ed Curnow, Marchbank, Armfield and Cripps are gonna go next level.
Every year, season over by the 8 minute mark of the second quarter. I dunno what‘s more delusional, being an English cricket supporter or a Carlton supporter.

 

[RAPPA]

Captain Root, solid full back and full forward in Anderson and Malan respectively, gun AA midfielder in Stokes.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

What a shocking list of talentless draft picks and overated recruits.
I seriously think they should merge or move to Tasmania.
They can't be successful in the era of equalisation because they only know how to buy premierships.
The Afl should step in or something should happen.
The incompetence makes me bemused and angry.

 

[FISTO]

As much as I enjoy Carlton's annual round 1 reality check I have to say this game should be moved Sunday twilight

 

[JustaBattler]

Good luck with Teaguey Richmunts..
LOL

 

[captain blood 17]

Good luck with Teaguey Richmunts..
LOL

Gonna fix our forward line and we score a million goals round one. Gotta “deCarlton” him first. Lots of scrubbing involved.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'm just relieved the AFL are switching things up and starting with a Bulldogs loss, instead of the same old predictable boring Carlton loss.

Gonna fix our forward line and we score a million goals round one. Gotta “deCarlton” him first. Lots of scrubbing involved.

Teague is a monkey paw. You score a million goals, but your opponent scores a million and a half goals.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

At this point I just don't give a damn anymore. As long as the Scum club poo on toilet seat smearing teams lose in round 1, Collingwood, Essendon and Geelong get done,I will take it.

 

[zackah]

Carlton lulz or I get to backfire.

Subscribed

 

[JustaBattler]

Gonna fix our forward line and we score a million goals round one. Gotta “deCarlton” him first. Lots of scrubbing involved.

You'll have to scrub the West Coast and Adelaide off of him before you get to the Carlton bits - he was an ordinary AFL player and school kids level coach on a good day - and don't worry about your forward line- just keep Dustbin on the ground - because that is the only bloke on your list that can actually turn a game.

 

[captain blood 17]

You'll have to scrub the West Coast and Adelaide off of him before you get to the Carlton bits - he was an ordinary AFL player and school kids level coach on a good day - and don't worry about your forward line- just keep Dustbin on the ground - because that is the only bloke on your list that can actually turn a game.

He was a great coach till he got Carltoned. Lynch should kick 8 goals I would of thought.

 

[JustaBattler]

He was a great coach till he got Carltoned. Lynch should kick 8 goals I would of thought.

C'mon tugger me ol mate - I reckon Lynch will be good for 20 odd for season '22- you are being too harsh on his recent performances.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Mar Maclure: "Here's everything wrong with Jack Riewoldt."
Jack Riewoldt: *Kicks 700+ goals, wins 3 Colemans, leads 3 premiership forward lines, can take Maclure's job any time he wants.*
Mar Maclure: *Sleeps with the lights on afeared 'a' Robbie McGhie.*

Mar Maclure: "Here's why Carlton are gunna be awesome this game/year."
After: "Sack everyone."

 

[premiershipvigil]

Heh now what's with all the laughing at Carlton?

 

[captain blood 17]

C'mon tugger me ol mate - I reckon Lynch will be good for 20 odd for season '22- you are being too harsh on his recent performances.

Rumour has it he isready to pepper angus’s.

 

[JustaBattler]

Rumour has it he isready to pepper angus’s.

He was a great get no doubt. Still not many blokes can win a Coleman playing in front of a bottom 4 midfield - very happy with young Harry and his mate Charlie will do ok as well.

 

[JustaBattler]

Heh now what's with all the laughing at Carlton?

It is called fear of the inevitable Mr Anderson.

 

[Biffinator]

Carlton Community of the Bay, surely you have someone in your ranks with more wherewithal to their name than the low-grade JustaBattler?? Has there been an extinction event, Carlton-wise? Is there no-one left?

 

[captain blood 17]

He was a great get no doubt. Still not many blokes can win a Coleman playing in front of a bottom 4 midfield - very happy with young Harry and his mate Charlie will do ok as well.

wait, there’s another Curnow? And Harry? Is that one of those boy band singers?

 

[A Cut Above]

Carlton Community of the Bay, surely you have someone in your ranks with more wherewithal to their name than the low-grade JustaBattler?? Has there been an extinction event, Carlton-wise? Is there no-one left?

Well there's Laphroaig, but you said 'more wherewithal' which I'm not sure directly translates into 'even more sour & grumpy'.

Let's be honest though, most Carlton posters who've disappeared from the Bay were complete douchebags anyway.

 

[JustaBattler]

Carlton Community of the Bay, surely you have someone in your ranks with more wherewithal to their name than the low-grade JustaBattler?? Has there been an extinction event, Carlton-wise? Is there no-one left?

FMD you are a sorry piece of dumb campaignerdom.

 

[JustaBattler]

Well there's Laphroaig, but you said 'more wherewithal' which I'm not sure directly translates into 'even more sour & grumpy'.

Let's be honest though, most Carlton posters who've disappeared from the Bay were complete douchebags anyway.

well you already know you can GAGF - silly (r) unt - don't even know how to spell your own name.

 

[Biffinator]

Well there's Laphroaig, but you said 'more wherewithal' which I'm not sure directly translates into 'even more sour & grumpy'.

Let's be honest though, most Carlton posters who've disappeared from the Bay were complete douchebags anyway.

Brother, I reckon most of them are in jail. The remainder are dregs where most of them never had more than two grandparents.

 

[JustaBattler]

Brother, I reckon most of them are in jail. The remainder are dregs where most of them never had more than two grandparents.

I am guessing the similarity of prose between you two 'close friends' comes from the observable fact that your tongues are so firmly entrenched in each other's rear ends that it all comes out smelling and sounding the same. You go cowboys

 

[captain blood 17]

I am guessing the similarity of prose between you two 'close friends' comes from the observable fact that your tongues are so firmly entrenched in each other's rear ends that it all comes out smelling and sounding the same. You go cowboys

#NTTAWWT