The Bigfooty Hypothetical Laddder

[Madtiger2006]

The plane carrying the Collingwood team crashes on the way to their Round 4 against the Lions.

Geelong
Fremantle
Richmond
Hawthorn
St Kilda
Adelaide
Bulldogs
Brisbane

Sydney
Port Adelaide
West Coast
North Melbourne
Carlton
Essendon
Collingwood
Melbourne

Only joking

 

[Pie eyed]

bahaha good call

Incredibly Collingwood still make the top 4.
Strauchnie even more incredibly kicks 11 straight in Collingwoods GF win using his huge media profile to prevent defenders getting to the ball.
Carlton's Bryce Gibbs wins the Norm Smith by virtue off being the only Carlton player not to have asked Strauchnie for an autograph during the game.

After the match Carlton officials reportedly make the out of contract Strauchnie a massive offer for next season.