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He’s a very staunch Muslim man.Be careful he doesn't call you a "racist" because he's very defensive about his religion.
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He’s a very staunch Muslim man.Be careful he doesn't call you a "racist" because he's very defensive about his religion.
Bullsh!tYou should see what I have got planned for my local council's Carol By Candlight festivities this year, after my drunken antics last year, you would be surprised I haven't got a restraining order this year.
I am bringing along a blow up doll, an escort, a lot of chop chop, fireworks and a couple of my Turkish and Syrian DJ friends will be coming along with turn tables and the most offensive anti Christmas discs possible.
Would be surprised if it doesn't make news headlines !!
Believe me I know how to party ! (Admittedly probably at the most inappropriate events but that's what makes it more spicy/exciting)
Just call me Elmer Wick !!!
Someone didn't get the fleshlight he asked Santa for last year..Christmas sets a bad example to children and makes them become materialistic, selfish, uncharitable flogs as adults (I am very certain Influencers like Nadia Bartel and Bec Judd were spoilt brats as kids at Christmas)
Getting gifts and spoilt on a birthday is fair enough, there is nothing good or productive that comes out from the Community every Christmas.
Maybe if those kids had to fast and do it tough like us during Ramadan had, those Chriso brats might actually get some basic human decency and empathy to those less well off/poor (which really is what Christmas should be about before the right wing Christian bible thumpers and shops hijacked it for their own toxic agenda)
Pretty sure Jesus would be disgusted and ashamed at how most Western Countries celebrate Christmas..
BTW Jesus wasn't born on that day, most historians now believe JC was most likely born during June or July.
Least Brothels, McDonalds, Bottle Shops and Pokies are now open on Christmas Day. That's better than nothing. Progress is being made towards Chrisso no longer being sacred
Is that why he's always so grumpy?Someone didn't get the fleshlight he asked Santa for last year..
Stubbie holder full of butter just isn’t doing the job anymoreIs that why he's always so grumpy?
But that's all he can afford being the welfare for the time being. May I suggest we all start a go fund me here for him so he can get the top of the line model instead?Stubbie holder full of butter just isn’t doing the job anymore
Breaking News: Israel has called off their war against the Hamas terrorists who carried out October 7th and are still holding their hostages on hearing the news that Myers won't be able to unveil their Christmas window thing in Melbourne."AYYYYEEEEEEEE kids shouldn't be having fun on Christmas, they should be worrying about the never ending crapfest in the SHITle East!!1!!!"
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Breaking News: Israel has called off their war against the Hamas terrorists who carried out October 7th and are still holding their hostages on hearing the news that Myers won't be able to unveil their Christmas window thing in Melbourne.
On my youngest son’s birthday cake for his upcoming 6th birthday I’ll write Happy 6th Birthday. Just Remember You’ll Die Soon So Harden The **** Up. XX PS - I ****ed ya MumToday's kids and teens in the Western World are soft and unable to deal with the life's harsh cruelties. Stuff like Christmas is partly to blame.
The sooner children know about death and the harsh realities of life, the more equipped for the difficulties of life ahead they will be. I think 6 is the right age to tell them about death and the facts of life.
Let's not gloss over the fact the world is truly *Ed, and it's only getting darker and darker from here.
And this is why I will be once again around various shopping centres in Melbourne during December that Santa Claus isn't real with a microphone and parents have been lying to them all these years.
It's for their own good and mental well being as they get older and start high school etc
I am not a grinch or a Scrooge, I'm no hero, just a simple man trying to make his way in the Universe, trying to make a positive influence on the next generation.
That'll learn 'em. Also tell them kids are starving in Africa but we don't care about those ones anymore because there's a new cause we can all pretend to care about to score some sweet social points that are worth sweet **** all.On my youngest son’s birthday cake for his upcoming 6th birthday I’ll write Happy 6th Birthday. Just Remember You’ll Die Soon So Harden The **** Up. XX PS - I ****ed ya Mum
Thank you for the wonderful reminder of the super tolerance of my truly beautiful religion to which I am EXTREMELY devout.
Wait until Easter when Elmer smashes all the Chocy Eggs in Cole’s and says anyone that doesn’t eat red meat on Good Friday is a snowflake Jesus rimmerThat'll learn 'em. Also tell them kids are starving in Africa but we don't care about those ones anymore because there's a new cause we can all pretend to care about to score some sweet social points that are worth sweet **** all.
#harshrealities
#nopresentsthisyear
The younger a child/person knows the true facts of life, and what a dark, hate filled dysfunctional planet we live on, the more well adjusted and matute person they will become as an adult.
Maybe if those kids had to fast and do it tough like us during Ramadan had, those Chriso brats might actually get some basic human decency
Is it time for the GOAT Ukrainian Christmas carol? Sing along to "own the libs", guys Christmas Carols are the new punk rock... except they actually sound good
Pics or GAGF.On my youngest son’s birthday cake for his upcoming 6th birthday I’ll write Happy 6th Birthday. Just Remember You’ll Die Soon So Harden The **** Up. XX PS - I ****ed ya Mum
On my youngest son’s birthday cake for his upcoming 6th birthday I’ll write Happy 6th Birthday. Just Remember You’ll Die Soon So Harden The **** Up. XX PS - I ****ed ya Mum
Wait...you mean you weren't really going to go around shopping centres with a megaphone yelling that Santa isn't real?Very amusing
Anyhow just yanking ya chains about the Christmas, death and the protest stuff. I'm a prick, but it's not any of my business to tell kids if Santa is real or not and death. And the world is *ed and the sensible/compassionate/non cynical part of me believes children should be allowed to be happy and enjoy a children/happy childhood as long as they can
It's obvious I didn't have an happy childhood or youth (first 20 Years of my life was sheer hell) which has left me with a chip on my shoulder, in all good conscious I could never want to ruin someone else's childhood.
This year, like I have in the past, I will spending/donating 200 dollars worth of presents/toys for poor/struggling children from poor homes.
My only true beef/issue with Christmas is i don't think enough people think about poor/underprivileged families and Children at Xmas enough. Empathy and Compassion for those less fortunate than is and getting together with family is what I think Christmas should be about.
Blimey you flogs are so funny to wind up and bait about this Christmas trolling though. Happens every year !
To your credit PN, I am certain you knew I was taking the Piss, unlike many of the other gullible fishies here!
I stand by my utter dislike of Christmas Carol's though, they suck.
They copy and paste these protesters across many events."AYYYYEEEEEEEE kids shouldn't be having fun on Christmas, they should be worrying about the never ending crapfest in the SHITle East!!1!!!"
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Okay I will have to call the police now and tell them to cancel the police report I made to them.Wait...you mean you weren't really going to go around shopping centres with a megaphone yelling that Santa isn't real?
Oh elmer I've lost so much respect for you