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Fixture The David King Medal - most backfire threads from Grand Final to Grand Final (Red Raw Bottom 11 flogs ITT)
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How's Billy the Cuck?
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At least he has hairNot sure. How's Darcy the Cuck? Or does he wear ear plugs?
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Steele never tried to rock a rug though
jannissary
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
i'll happily accept my backfire.Hello,
An update following Round 20. Flogstar ahead of Triggered Tiger and AvantGardner tied in second. Third has become a two flog race between FOTY FITW and FOTY DVB.
Collingwood taking out the "constructors championship" so to speak, so far.
Current Standings:
1. Saveloy Rockstar:
2. Triggering Tiger
- FISTO’s Premiership hangovers vs zackah’s Don't screw this ups ft. STuP18 melting as they slide out of the 8 for the 2nd year running - Geelong win and pointedly do not go out of the 8
- Happy GeeLOL go out of the 8 month everyone! ft. STPer18 melting
- STPer18 doesn't melt, nor do Geelong go out of the 8
- Which AFL team are the biggest chokers of the 21st century - spoiler alert - it's Collingwood
- Can GeeLOL or 13thmond win at least 10 games this season? I say NO - Geelong have won 10 games as of this post with 5 or so easy games in the run home.
3. AvantGardener
- Post here if you think Carlton will fail next season - they'll at least make finals (unfortunately)
- Geelonks march down south of the ladder in 2024 - currently Top 4. Would need a miracle to miss finals and/or finish below the reigning premiers (lol) and can't finish below Richmond.
- Our tall timber will dominate the comp in 2024 - currently 18th behind Norf
3. Footy Is The Win
- Pictures of people and things that can outcoach Ken Hinkley - AvantGardner - Turns out Ken can outcoach Crazy Vossy
- Post here if you have been on over 50 points at quarter time in 2024 - AvantGardner - bonus point for GWS's comeback. This thread is also the one that inspired the David King medal. So perhaps it should count for two entries, such was the extreme nature of the backfire.
3. Elmer_Hauser
- Naicos is gonna have a sore neck next week - Footy is the Win - the thread was posted (and backfired) before the 2023 Grand Final but the backfire was confirmed after the final siren when the Norm Smith was awarded to Bobby Hill
- NAI50S: Reigning Owen3 Premiers Collingwood Flagpies V St.Spoon - Footy Is The Win - lol beaten by Ross The Boss
4. STPer18, Dinsdale (subject to results), zackah, sth_melbdimmies etc
- Vossy's Fantastic 4 (Charlie, Walsh, Cripps, Weiters) Blue Flaggers vs Ken Hinkley and The Superfriends from Marvel Stadium !
- Bye Bye Steggles - Who will Tyson Stengle play for in 2025 after he tells Geelong to GAGF ? - Elmer_Judd - Stengle signs on practically for life. Then almost ends his life by drinking vodka out of the premiership cup at a Geelong nightclub after beating Norf.
- Legendary Coach Chris Scott allows maggot umpires to meet with him in Geelong. - STPer18 - Not sure why this was backfired, investigation pending
- The Mighty Hawks end the Collywobble season, again - Dinsdale - The Hawks didn't end the Wobblers season then and there, but have the opportunity to do so in a few weeks. Investigation pending.
- Post here if you concede less than 85 points per game (the not shithouse defence lounge fred) and zackah - zackah - Er, Essington turned up
- Footscray and Bravery™ - sth_melbdimmies
- the #top2 bound proletariat edge vs. the bourgeoise demons - mcgrath_truther - because a certain goat mod changed the fred title to
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Billy had one
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No backfire tag, no backfireThere are a lot of Elmo freds to get through so let's start with this one:
Backfire - The Sinking Plastic Giants vs Vossy's Grand Final Bound Blue Flaggers
Premiership Favourites by 86 points Cripps 3 more Browmlow Votes King Charles to kick 8 plus goalswww.bigfooty.com
Aside from the title, the OP is classic Tanker hubris:
Reality:
- Tankers were not flag favourites and haven't been for at least 25 years
- They lost by 12 points, a lazy 98 point deficit from the prediction
- Briggs and Hogan BOG, Cripps might get 1 sympathy vote if he's lukcy
- 'King' (lol) Chuckles booted 1.2, not even averaging 3 a game
Diagnosis: BACKFIRE
Running score: 2
Doesn't need to be, he still holds a winning hand. You were on one if your usual hiatuses so you're excused for not knowing
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That is a lay down misère right there
Easy. It will be a backfire when the poster you specifically created the award for, and said has an unassailable lead, doesn't win it
HAPPY BLUE YEAR - 2025 CARLTON PREMIERS
Just wanted to be a big shot at create Big Footy's first thread of 2025 !
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Fixture - Carlton Premiers 2024 preview - No 1 Jack 'The Italian Stallion' Silvagni
Starting daily, I will be treating the Bay for my concise and accurate assessment of the Premiers 2024 and our playing list, what a treat you flogs you have in store for the next 6 plus weeks or store. Let's start with JSOS, or Jack as I prefer to call him He is the Luke Skywalker of the AFL...
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Fixture - Carlton 2004 Preview - No 2 Lachie 'Moo' Cowan aka The Davenport Bull
https://www.afl.com.au/news/860608/whats-the-morrish-the-tasmanian-quiet-achiever-lachie-cowan-with-elite-numbers This kid may not be a part of our 2024 premiership team (too many players ahead of him in a similar position) but definitely a future Carlton FC and premiership player on the making...
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Backfire - Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm
Hearty thanks for Adam Cerra, Blacers and now Hip Hip Mots from your silly, unsuccessful club Freo, whose only existence is to develop players who will eventually better themselves at Vic Clubs (Hawthorn set to poach Serong in a couple of years) Hip Hop Mots is an unabashed fan favourite at...
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Fixture - Carlton 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer
I honestly don't think its an exaggeration to suggest that Carlton's young buck Oli Hollands is as naturally talented and gifted as worldwide footballing legend Dennis Bergkamp The kid has all the tools, gut running ability and sheer talent to go down as an all time top 10 AFL player...
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Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 5 Adam 'he's our cerra pie' Cerra
Another prestigious talent and future premiership player and brownlow medallist Carlton poached from our feeder club, the poverty riddled Fremantle Dickers. Let's be honest, Freo have been as embarrassing since Bill Clinton and his infamous cigar incident with Monica. Seems like Billy Clit-on...
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That is a lay down misère right there
Easy. It will be a backfire when the poster you specifically created the award for, and said has an unassailable lead, doesn't win it
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Not that he'll need them but Elmo also has a couple of jokers...
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Doubt the Bummers will make finals but a Bloos-Dongers EF would be delicious
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Both a chance if they finish top 4
Think Tank - What would be a bigger embarrassment ? Losing to Norf this year or ending Essingtin's world record 7000 plus finals losing streak ?
Got to be the latter surely ? Given all of the plucky Baby Blues mounting injuries, I can't see us making top 4 this season (it would be an achievement worthy of Burke and Wills if we did) and am quietly swearing from my buttock hair region we may be forced to play * in an elimination final and...
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Doubt the Bummers will make finals but a Bloos-Dongers EF would be delicious
Gold Coast will win a flag before Fremantle and Orange Plastic Gnats (future Flogstradamus)
I am back Dimma to get those plucky talented Sunnies to salute in a flag in a few years (after a Carlton three peat dynasty natch) They have the talent and gravitas, something Madam Kingsley's Plastic Oranges and J-Low's fail mantle lack.. Side note i have a female friend in the Carlton...
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Both a chance if they finish top 4
Doesn't need to be, he still holds a winning hand. You were on one if your usual hiatuses so you're excused for not knowing
HAPPY BLUE YEAR - 2025 CARLTON PREMIERS
Just wanted to be a big shot at create Big Footy's first thread of 2025 !
Fixture - Carlton Premiers 2024 preview - No 1 Jack 'The Italian Stallion' Silvagni
Starting daily, I will be treating the Bay for my concise and accurate assessment of the Premiers 2024 and our playing list, what a treat you flogs you have in store for the next 6 plus weeks or store. Let's start with JSOS, or Jack as I prefer to call him He is the Luke Skywalker of the AFL...
Fixture - Carlton 2004 Preview - No 2 Lachie 'Moo' Cowan aka The Davenport Bull
https://www.afl.com.au/news/860608/whats-the-morrish-the-tasmanian-quiet-achiever-lachie-cowan-with-elite-numbers This kid may not be a part of our 2024 premiership team (too many players ahead of him in a similar position) but definitely a future Carlton FC and premiership player on the making...
Backfire - Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm
Hearty thanks for Adam Cerra, Blacers and now Hip Hip Mots from your silly, unsuccessful club Freo, whose only existence is to develop players who will eventually better themselves at Vic Clubs (Hawthorn set to poach Serong in a couple of years) Hip Hop Mots is an unabashed fan favourite at...
Fixture - Carlton 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer
I honestly don't think its an exaggeration to suggest that Carlton's young buck Oli Hollands is as naturally talented and gifted as worldwide footballing legend Dennis Bergkamp The kid has all the tools, gut running ability and sheer talent to go down as an all time top 10 AFL player...
Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 5 Adam 'he's our cerra pie' Cerra
Another prestigious talent and future premiership player and brownlow medallist Carlton poached from our feeder club, the poverty riddled Fremantle Dickers. Let's be honest, Freo have been as embarrassing since Bill Clinton and his infamous cigar incident with Monica. Seems like Billy Clit-on...
That is a lay down misère right there
Easy. It will be a backfire when the poster you specifically created the award for, and said has an unassailable lead, doesn't win it
QED
Hey OP, I've heard that the David King Medal is a lot like the Brownlow or the Rising Star, in that those who get suspended during the year are no longer eligible for this fine award.
Can you confirm?
Can you confirm?
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I would think a suspension is almost a prerequisite for this most prestigious of awards.
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Don’t forget to add this one to the tally OP
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Backfire - RTBs RBTs vs Scotty's Magnificent Cats - Colon-ial Stadium, Docklands
Fresh off recent news that they've broke their membership record, the Saints will be looking to impress every one of their 63 members by conjuring a win against the all mighty Cats. Having ended the Cat's season in the final round of their 2023 rebuild yeah, the Saints will be pushing shit up...
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jannissary
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
i feel like this has the CFL’s hands all over it. Elmer_Hauser hasn’t had a fair opportunity to make backfire-d freds since his holiday
Touching but you don’t need to worry about Elmo. He’s had this covered since day one
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