Game Day The Essenscum "Football" Club versus The Sydney South Melbourne Football Club at MELBOURNE STADIUMS LIMITED (098 476 594) Stadium

[rdhopkins2]

If the footy isn’t any better we might as play footy bingo.

• footy player with a moustache
• fan skolling beer in the stands
• curvaceous blonde doing chest wobble
• kid eating pie with sauce all over their top
• crowd member makes injection joke
• player kicks a goal (what’s that)
• umpire makes himself the centre of attention

 

[Mofra]

Is the Docklands the worst sporting stadium in the Sothern Hemisphere?

GMHBA exists you know

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Of course I do… it’s not this

That looks like the routine porkins does when he hears his uber eats food order is arriving soon.

 

[Plugger35]

The commentators saying that Draper has a lot of tricks in his kitbag, he is the Raygun of ruckmen.

Raygun had a lot of tricks in her breaking kitbag, most of them were awful tricks but she had tricks.

 

[Dinsdale]

Of course I do… it’s not this

What good thing have you done in your life? Been through a selection process? Won a place on a national team? Represented your country at the Olympics?

No. Your just another flog trying to get a laugh by putting shit on a national treasure.

Anyhow, let's accept I'm right, your a campaigner, and let's bygone be bygones and put shit on both these teams tonight who have no hope of a flag.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The commentators saying that Draper has a lot of tricks in his kitbag, he is the Raygun of ruckmen.

Raygun had a lot of tricks in her breaking kitbag, most of them were awful tricks but she had tricks.

Poor thing looks like Forest Gump trying to learn how to break dance for the first time.

 

[zackah]

Just saw the half time score

#elitedefence

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I hate Raygun. Is that ok with everyone?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

What good thing have you done in your life? Been through a selection process? Won a place on a national team? Represented your country at the Olympics?

No. Your just another flog trying to get a laugh by putting shit on a national treasure.

Anyhow, let's accept I'm right, your a campaigner, and let's bygone be bygones and put shit on both these teams tonight who have no hope of a flag.

Nice melt

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Just saw the half time score

#elitedefence

Have some balls and watch your team ffs

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I hate Raygun. Is that ok with everyone?

She will be the butt a lot of jokes for a long time methinks

 

[Dinsdale]

Every other team in the 8 could beat both of these put together

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I hate Raygun. Is that ok with everyone?

I don’t hate her… I just think she’s to breakdancing what Belle Gibson is to cancer.

She’s a scam artist

 

[Dinsdale]

She will be the butt a lot of jokes for a long time methinks

Like your head

 

[Mofra]

What good thing have you done in your life? Been through a selection process? Won a place on a national team? Represented your country at the Olympics?

No. Your just another flog trying to get a laugh by putting shit on a national treasure.

Anyhow, let's accept I'm right, your a campaigner, and let's bygone be bygones and put shit on both these teams tonight who have no hope of a flag.

*you're

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

She will be the butt a lot of jokes for a long time methinks

Yep . The thing that strikes me the most is how unfit she looked, plus the double chins and big arse.
They didn't have that in the Bronx in the 1970s.

 

[Dinsdale]

I don’t hate her… I just think she’s to breakdancing what Belle Gibson is to cancer.

She’s a scam artist

This is how bad the footy is tonight, we argue about things I'm right about

 

[Dinsdale]

*you're

Your an idiot

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Like your head

Ouch someone is a little sensitive tonight.

 

[Mofra]

Taylor Adams

3

Taylor Adams

Age

30

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.9

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.4

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

20.4

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

5.9

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

18.2

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

is the Jade Gresham

11

Jade Gresham

Age

27

Ht

177cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

of the Swans

 

[Dinsdale]

Ouch someone is a little sensitive tonight.

Well...a part of me is a little touchy...

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yep . The thing that strikes me the most is how unfit she looked, plus the double chins and big arse.
They didn't have that in the Bronx in the 1970s.

Poor thing got mocked on the Jimmy fallon talk show too.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

IT'S A GOAL

..It's a goal

 

[Dinsdale]

Yep . The thing that strikes me the most is how unfit she looked, plus the double chins and big arse.
They didn't have that in the Bronx in the 1970s.

Wow, so critical, you must be an Adonis

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Well...a part of me is a little touchy...View attachment 2081295

Bummers are losing don't worry be happy.